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deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.





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deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jun 25, 2021

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend




try posting


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.




Heather Papps


hello internet friend




extend to outermost space


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FatBossyGrouper-mobile.webm
tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

biosterous






test out those thumbs with a double thumbs up



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Heather Papps posted:

extend to outermost space



You have leveled up! You have Four skill points to spend. This is a good time to display the Paperdoll, where you can view the list of available skills, your inventory, and other facts about you.



Please vote on the assignment of your Four skill points which can be assigned in any combination you would like, though I would recommend spending these on four separate skills.

Your skills will be applied automatically at some points, but you may also invoke them by posting their name in bold

biosterous posted:

test out those thumbs with a double thumbs up

Gestures are disabled during the levelup sequence. You can proceed with thumb opposition after assigning your skill points.

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jun 22, 2021

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




+1 beehugging


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


+1 OHM OHM please

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-sigs by Manafisto, Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

Luvcow




+1 moontalking
+1 jabberwalking

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Heather Papps posted:

+1 beehugging

How Wonderful! posted:

+1 OHM OHM please

Luvcow posted:

+1 moontalking
+1 jabberwalking

Stoner Sloth




take the moon



+4 moontalking i didnt see

vital edit

or 2 & 2 to jabberwalk

take the moon fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Jun 22, 2021

RudeCat

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs





+4 Chipmunk Voice

super sweet best pal



+4 Blankettaking

It is cold in space.

Ass-penny





Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut
shout out hbag for the probe badge labour

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



Luvcow posted:

+1 moontalking
+1 jabberwalking

Heather Papps posted:

+1 beehugging


How Wonderful! posted:

+1 OHM OHM please

This is a good spread of starting skills, there's always plenty of time and skill points to branch out later. Moontalking and Beehugging in particular both open up new routes right away!

The first thing you do is equip your opposable thumbs



The text is kind of hard to read in the space segments because it was written with American pens instead of Russian pencils so I will transcribe.



The thumbs up gesture is an obvious first move. After that we read the text:

Well, here you are in Outermost Space. I hope you enjoy it.

[Moontalking: You hear a moon mumbling nearby]
[Beehugging: You hear the buzz of a hive nearby]

In front of you sit:
A space colony full of losers
A planet full of weaklings
Which one do you think you would like more?
You can float on over.


Studying the sounds, you find that the Moon orbits the planet, and the bees orbit the space colony.
(Hearing sounds while in space is a perk of the OHM OHM skill)

Nosfereefer



>talk to moon
e:
>use moontalk
>use moontalk on moon
>speak to moon
>use moon
>help

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Jun 22, 2021

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take the moon



try to talk to moon, and go to the planet of weaklings

e:

Nosfereefer posted:

>talk to moon
e:
>use moontalk
>use moontalk on moon
>speak to moon
>use moon

Nosfereefer



actually, nvm
>take the moon

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Ass-penny



Nosfereefer posted:

actually, nvm
>take the moon


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut
shout out hbag for the probe badge labour

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.






You have gained a quest: Bring the Moon some hungry visitors to sample its cheese.

After your conversation you take the moon. You are now encumbered and cannot move. You place the moon back where you found it. You can move again.

Stoner Sloth



>hug bees

take the moon



deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.




There are no bees to hug here, they were at the space colony for losers. You hug a polaroid picture of you and a bee.

biosterous






hell yeah!

> survey planet's restaurant situation



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



I have the next part drawn but right now the local pharmacies are out of stock of my medication so I can't focus and I will post it when I can!

Nosfereefer



no stress!

>take care

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Ass-penny



Nosfereefer posted:

no stress!

>take care

deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



biosterous posted:

hell yeah!

> survey planet's restaurant situation

You descend with grace and candor to take a gander
You check Yelp on your phone. The only restaurant it lists is named
is a chain, it seems - they're everywhere.

You spot some unknown structures, a tiny village, and lots of wild purple countryside - what do you wanna do?

Stoner Sloth



tiny village seems chill, reckon we should check it out!

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


i wanna look at the structures

Nosfereefer



Stoner Sloth posted:

tiny village seems chill, reckon we should check it out!

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take the moon



if the village has a were made in the shade

Luvcow




Stoner Sloth posted:

tiny village seems chill, reckon we should check it out!


alexandriao posted:

i wanna look at the structures

cruft



deep dish peat moss posted:

is a chain, it seems - they're everywhere.

Try to find the Kirby Goatse restaurant of course!

Ventral EggSac



see if they serve onion ring

Rinzla



Ventral EggSac posted:

see if they serve onion ring

Vei


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deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.





take the moon posted:

if the village has a were made in the shade

Stoner Sloth posted:

tiny village seems chill, reckon we should check it out!



You approach the tiny village.



You land in the middle of a little village.
Tiny villagers crowd around you. They remain silent.
The first move is yours.

Yelp indicated that there are in fact four s in the tiny village, but it is not clear where they are.

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Stoner Sloth



>greet tiny villagers with a friendly 'Hello new pals' and two opposable thumbs up... but gently so as not to startle them

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