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bad guy



if you do chores you're a chump

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bad guy



oh yeah let me get right on that, mowing the lawn or whatever sure gonna maintain that grass for sure right after i finish reading this book called gently caress you no stop wasting my time with bullshit

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




lmao dishes?
use your wishes, NERD.


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




scrub the toilet? sure... lemme use your toothbrush. NERD.


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

Heather Papps


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separate the recycling? lmao why not separate you from your will to live. done! NERD.


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




the gutters are full of leaves. it's a tricky job but because you're a NERD i'll take care of it. i can't trust you with this.


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

bad guy



cool request for me to do work and your going to pay me how much again? nothing? because it's my house and i own this stuff and I should want to keep it in good condition? gently caress. Off.

bad guy



Heather Papps posted:

scrub the toilet? sure... lemme use your toothbrush. NERD.

a good trick is to do the chore really badly, like dangerously badly, but A better trick is to not do the chore at all

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




bad guy posted:

cool request for me to do work and your going to pay me how much again? nothing? because it's my house and i own this stuff and I should want to keep it in good condition? gently caress. Off.

calling handy housekeepers to laugh into their message machine till it's full


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


letting the leftovers sit out on the counter for six days until they smell musky and wet then eating them, to own the wife

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-sigs by Manafisto, Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

nut


recognizing that whenever I stop driving this uber all other work will be chores. never leaving the Uber. becoming a character in a modern retelling of twisted metal. laughing while phone browsing a thread slumpy posted about me in byob.

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gb vanisher for summer

FutonForensic



the parents do NOT understand

bad guy



oh man what a rough week at work. tgif though. can't wait to wake up tomorrow and do more work...except this time i don't get paid

bad guy



How Wonderful! posted:

letting the leftovers sit out on the counter for six days until they smell musky and wet then eating them, to own the wife

oh so you're going to "pay" me an "allowance" are you? and what happens if i still don't want to do my chores?

i have to anyway? i gotta say that doesn't seem legal, no matter how many flies and ants there are in the kitchen

Luvcow




toilet paper? roflcopter.

that's why you do my laundry

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Vacuuming sucks.




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


take the moon



love to do a chore, said no one ever



sig by pot smoke phoenix

sig gob by khanstant

Luvcow




jabba the hutt is my spirit animal

bad guy



the virgin launderer vs the chad chore refuser

Ventral EggSac



late night
come home
chores suck
i know
she left the broom right by the stairs
surprise i'm not cleaning the stairs

Macnult


i was listening to my NOT chores music playlist. i mean, my only playlist with "chores" in the name, because i don't do chores. the spotify friends activity tab is a bug-ridden liar

bad guy



Ventral EggSac posted:

late night
come home
chores suck
i know
she left the broom right by the stairs
surprise i'm not cleaning the stairs

bad guy



asking my friend if i can crash on his couch because i don't want to do chores

vanisher



Naming my cat "chores" so I can say I hate doing... uh wait this joke took a wrong turn

bad guy



vanisher posted:

Naming my cat "chores" so I can say I hate doing... uh wait this joke took a wrong turn

Lol

Luvcow




vanisher posted:

Naming my cat "chores" so I can say I hate doing... uh wait this joke took a wrong turn

frump truck

hello... again!



totally playing devils advocate here but what if chores................... rock

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

is it wrong to enjoy doing laundy?


(but no other chores)


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Areola Grande



Ventral EggSac posted:

late night
come home
chores suck
i know
she left the broom right by the stairs
surprise i'm not cleaning the stairs

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Making my mom do my chores, then looking down on her for it. Fuckin' OWNED!

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