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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




Hey

letís talk about cars with some loving rants on them. Any political persuasion though who am I kidding Iím focusing on right wing ones.

Kudos to the AUG thread and r/infowarriorrides for the *~inspo~*

Now let me see those 95 theses on a 95 Taurus

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




Lovingly stolen from the AUG thread

Ror posted:

It turns out there are a lot of hyper specific subreddits for things and this is one of them, they call them "infowarriors." https://www.reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides

Unfortunately most of them are just covered with political poo poo or blue lives flags or Trump stickers or whatever, not really purestrain lunacy. If you're gonna cover you car with dumb political poo poo you'd better go whole hog like this.



But there are some genuine weirdos throughout.








I posted this guy in AI a little while ago, I don't know how crazy he is but he loving hates his truck.



There's also the legendary Cancer Dog guy, who frequently updates his screeds and has his own subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CancerDog/.





LifeSunDeath posted:

Ooooooof this car, oof

mental illness is a motherfucker wow



Gang stalking? More like Gayng stalking.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012













kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


i brought my mother's depression, you brought your father's scorn and a wayward aunt's schizophrenia

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


I also just want someone to look at me the way Biden looks at ice cream.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Cance dog

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013




I can't not read it as a message from "your Pedophile" asking the reader to "Shoot local" and it's cracking me the gently caress up.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day





SpacePope
Nov 9, 2009



There's a retired nurse in my city who made her car into an angry atheist billboard. It's usually parked right in front of Parliament building and she's been doing it for years.

Dieu = God

"L'univers se crťe autonome" = The universe is created autonomously

"Sans aucune religions" = Without any religion



SpacePope fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Jun 23, 2021

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

I have seen this truck with my own eyes and could not believe it



I've seen all the racist dogwhistle poo poo before but the straight up WHITE LIVES MATTER MORE sticker is just WOW

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day


pee is stored in the brain balls.

people misspelling 'loser' never gets old.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




Non political wacky cars allowed too




Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


A Zionist SovCit is definitely a new one

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp





OH poo poo WE RAN OUT OF SPACE ON THE VAN......

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




The Bloop posted:





OH poo poo WE RAN OUT OF SPACE ON THE VAN......



YES the smokers pride car which Iíve seen several pics of. What a hill to slowly wheeze, hack a loogie halfway through, slooowly ascend up and die on

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

I hated your old avatar so much I paid for this one from a gay furry visual novel. gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:


OH poo poo WE RAN OUT OF SPACE ON THE VAN......



I can never get a good picture but there's a man who drives a lawn mower up and down the highway shoulder near me, he has a trailer on that mower full of Qanon/Trump flags. Apparently he had his car taken away for too many DUIs and is out on the highway almost every day on that mower. One day I'll get a picture, one day.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."






Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Jun 23, 2021

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I found Jesus in a potato

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012













mono
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



Even blue-rear end Rhode Island has these nutjobs

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

So much of this ends up being racist/sexist/homophobic poo poo but I guess the venn diagram of "people covering their car with garbage" and "idiots" is nearly a perfect overlap









Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.


I thought that phrasing looked familiar.

https://www.knoxnews.com/story/news/crime/2017/06/14/self-proclaimed-sovereign-hebrew-israelite-bites-off-end-kpd-officers-thumb/397736001/

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




mono posted:

Even blue-rear end Rhode Island has these nutjobs



As a RIC alumna I am 100 percent unsurprised. RI is as lovely as it is deeply unhinged.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home




40 years since what? since reagan got elected or something??

also people who believed trump was in any way godly are the most baffling thing to me

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




I thought it was teledildonics are we going with cyberdildonics now? Not sure I like the change.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home





HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS

Revins fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Jun 23, 2021

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012









Putty
Mar 21, 2013


Probably should blur some of those uncensored license plates ITT

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



I should tell you about how to back up boats with actual people driving them.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Threaf bookmarked this poo poo is legit addictive to me I love these

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


Revins posted:

also people who believed trump was in any way godly are the most baffling thing to me

He is, it's just that he was chosen by God to bring about the end of the world.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Putty posted:

Probably should blur some of those uncensored license plates ITT

they wanted this poo poo to be public imo

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Putty posted:

Probably should blur some of those uncensored license plates ITT

Why?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




Putty posted:

Probably should blur some of those uncensored license plates ITT

If people want to censor plates itís fine on my end but unless itís a pic I took myself, itís kind of a moot point (as itís already online)

However if El Jeffe says so, Iíll comply (this thread needs gold fringe)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




The Bloop posted:

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Guess I gotta close the thread now, weíve hit apex

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Astronots that's got a ring to it

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Contingency
Jun 2, 2007

MURDERER

Revins posted:

40 years since what? since reagan got elected or something??

also people who believed trump was in any way godly are the most baffling thing to me

That "two corinthians" gaffe never sunk in with evangelicals.

So you've been out of work for four months, bills piling up. You see a 30-something black person driving a Benz, they're probably on welfare. The government is bleeding you dry for illegals and lobster food stamps, and nobody's got your back. You turn on the TV and there's two dudes kissing on TV. Post about how nasty that is on Facebook and you get reported. This country used to be about God and everything's PC now so you can't even express your religion without being attacked. If you are white and Christian, you don't have a voice. Like a running back charging down the field, Trump says the things you can't say and the media just can't stop him. Of course, he still can't say everything, but he's out there backing up his guys that'll stop abortions and cut welfare to LaQueesha because black people need to get right (which talking about will also get you banned on Facebook). There's a ton of overlap between downstream politicians "helping Trump build the wall" and abortion bans/sanctity of marriage.

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