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bad guy



i'm thinking a passive buff defense type, bunch of aoe stuff, sits on his rear end all day and won't fix the sink

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nut


thought we already have the thief class tho

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gb vanisher for summer

Nosfereefer



nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

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vanisher



nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

close it

biosterous






nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here

Luvcow




nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

Luvcow




adventure module LL1: clear the brown people from the townhouse

Luvcow




"time to evict these kobolds from the abandoned mine..."

bad guy



Luvcow posted:

"time to evict these kobolds from the abandoned mine..."

Farecoal

There he go


nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

Luvcow posted:

"time to evict these kobolds from the abandoned mine..."

vanisher



Kobold squatters get evicted by freelance police force hired by local town government

Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!


nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

barnold

...but i didnt finish




nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho



bad guy



Showing the mine to a new tenant while the kobolds are still living in it

Luvcow




vanisher posted:

Kobold squatters get evicted by freelance police force hired by local town government


bad guy posted:

Showing the mine to a new tenant while the kobolds are still living in it

Luvcow




showing the mines to a potential new tenant when she whips her head around and shrieks "what the gently caress did you just call me!? oh haha yes i am a lich, i thought you said something else..."

Areola Grande



Luvcow posted:

showing the mines to a potential new tenant when she whips her head around and shrieks "what the gently caress did you just call me!? oh haha yes i am a lich, i thought you said something else..."

ChubbyChecker



lol



Ventral EggSac



nut posted:

thought we already have the thief class tho

and lol at everything honestly

Ventral EggSac



+ 5 to keeping safety deposit even though there's nothing broken or wrong

nut


Shield - add another layer of white paint until you can't see the cracks

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gb vanisher for summer

vanisher



Land Lord casts arbitration clause!



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Nut, & Death Sext

Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!


it's a trap option, every adventure the land lord needs an additional 10% of the party's loot

Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!


looking the class up in the book and it doesn't matter how many times they level up, land lords never do anything better for the party

vanisher



Land Lord standing closest to the kobold to grab the loot that drops, drawing aggro requiring healing throughout the encounter.

"Why dont we just let them get killed?"

"What, and lose the opportunity to murder innocent kobolds in these caves?"


In this essay I'll explain...

Nosfereefer



dm: you're all seated at a table in the local tavern
landlord: my tavern
dm: the landlord's tavern
dm: when suddenly, the front door slams open, and a wild eyed man runs in
dm: he shouts "the dead are walking! the old graveyard has been overrun by undead!"
wizard: def. that necromacer again, let's roll
paladin: i'm all about this poo poo
ranger: hell yeah
landlord: fix those undead immediately, im having some potential new tenants coming later
landlord: also, im deducting that door from your deposit

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Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


Nosfereefer posted:

dm: you're all seated at a table in the local tavern
landlord: my tavern
dm: the landlord's tavern
dm: when suddenly, the front door slams open, and a wild eyed man runs in
dm: he shouts "the dead are walking! the old graveyard has been overrun by undead!"
wizard: def. that necromacer again, let's roll
paladin: i'm all about this poo poo
ranger: hell yeah
landlord: fix those undead immediately, im having some potential new tenants coming later
landlord: also, im deducting that door from your deposit

bad guy



Coolness Averted posted:

looking the class up in the book and it doesn't matter how many times they level up, land lords never do anything better for the party

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Level Lords buying up all the experience points and renting them out to adventurers.

vanisher



For Land Lord to join the party you must provide a pay stub, credit check, and verifiable references for the last three quests you completed.

Ass-penny



Lmao @ everything in here

google THIS



Our healer is dead and most of our equipment was rendered useless by a rust spell, yet we press on because we don't want to pay the early quest termination fee

bad guy



google THIS posted:

Our healer is dead and most of our equipment was rendered useless by a rust spell, yet we press on because we don't want to pay the early quest termination fee

Sneaking another character into the party even though subquesting is against the rules

bad guy



"If our Land Lord asks any questions just say you're an NPC and you'll be bidding us farewell at the next crossroad."

Coolness Averted

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!


did the ranger pay their animal companion deposit? Or are we trying to hide their wolf from the land lord too?

vanisher



bad guy posted:

"If our Land Lord asks any questions just say you're an NPC and you'll be bidding us farewell at the next crossroad."

vanisher



Land Lord adding a pet lease fee when they learn about the Druid.

vanisher



Land Lord: "hold on- you're conjuring HOW MANY animals in here??"

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


party's pyromancer got fined for disabling the smoke alarm that was painted over during the previous renovation

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