[CYOA] Everyone Is John

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e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

I wanne be john!

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 16:13

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 08:03

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Wait, only one obsession?

Oh, and I don�t have PMs

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 12:33

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Dark Mage posted:

Is that a premium account perk?

I'm afraid yes.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 15:36

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

I am also ready to go

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 12:30

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

"I know that" John nodded.

"And I know that sound weird, but I need you to hand any drugs you have on your person over to me, and put them in the head!" John says, while pointing obviously on Elmo's empty head lying, before him on the bench.

"For national security!"

So, I am trying to convince him to do that, and I think I can use one of my skills for that, bit I'll wait till you confirm that. before I roll. But I would spent one Willpower to bump up the DC

GM: If I get understand the rules correctly, I should role my "Charm of a used car salesman" and get a 3+, and since I spent willpower, it should be a 4+

e X fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jun 30, 2021

# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 03:03

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

Roll 1d6 and add 1, for the Willpower you're spending, to the result.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 01:31

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

The man in the Elmo costume looks at John suspiciously.

"Well, poo poo, man. I don't have anything hard on me, but if you're looking to score. I know a guy."

He takes out a flip phone and keys in a number for a text message.

"What are you looking for?"

"I am down for anything, just get me the strongest poo poo they carry"

# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 11:52

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

The Elmo actor looks at you strangely.

"Look, man. I need you to be a little more specific. I can't just call up my plug and not tell him exactly what I need. He's a busy man, and usually doesn't walk around New York with his entire stash on him."

�Meth�

# ¿ Jul 3, 2021 09:01

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

"Head down 41st and go afress the street from Wolfgang. My associate will meet you there. Sound good?"

�Thank you my man�, he say and begins to walk down the direction Elmo told him.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 18:20

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

"You Nick's guy? You looking for Crystal?".

"Yes, but I also take everything else you have!"

e X fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jul 9, 2021

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 11:44

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

The man chuckles. "Who the gently caress do you think you are? Are you serious?"

"I am a man with needs, that is all you need to know or care about"!

"Just gimme a second, I got to take care of some business inside the steakhouse first"

John is going to search the alley for a stick or a short piece of metal.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 18:19

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

I'm going to spend another 2 Willpower on that role, and it is a 4

Willpower: 2

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 10:53

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

You search through the heaps of trash in the alley, finding a piece of wood about as long as your forearm and as thick as a baseball bat.

John takes the stick, positions it under his cloth so that it looks like he is hiding a gun, walks over the the steakhouse, kicks open the door and starts yelling:

"This is a robbery, hand me all your cash and nobody gets hurt!"

e X fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Jul 16, 2021

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 19:51

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

"Sir, do you have a reservation?"

John leaps forward and punches the maitre d' in the face!

I use my "Muscles like circus strongman" skill and roll normally

Punch waiter in face: 1d6 6

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 21:37

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

John grabs the nearest employee and yells:
"Gimme money!"

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 14:08

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

You rush to the nearest guest, a slim-looking businessman, and grab his collar. You shake him frantically, screaming into his face:

"Gimme money!"
"Gimme money!"
"Gimme money!"
"Gimme money!"

The businessman is at a loss for words. He finally squeaks out, "Okay! Okay! You can take what's in my wallet."

He pulls out a black wallet and tosses it onto the table.

John grabs the wallet, pulls out the cash, drops it into the strangers hand.

"Here's the cash, give the meth now"

# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 02:31

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

"Unfortunately, you only have $15 in singles and fives here, and a good bump of my crystal will run you about $50. That's me being nice after the stupid stunt you just pulled down there."

"Eh, I do what I must", John says while shrugging.
"Now by a pal and give me a discount, I am a new customer after all!"

I'll use my "Charm of a used car salesman" skill again to convince him and spent an additional willpower
Charm of a used car salesman: 1d6+1 6
Willpower: 1

# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 18:53

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Armauk posted:

"Ready to blast off?"

You know I am!

# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 15:58

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Meth Roll: 1d6 4
Willpower: 1

# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 13:00

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

Controll Rol: 1d6 4

# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 18:15

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 08:03

e X: Feb 23, 2013; cool but crude

I am basically just following the story and biding my time

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 20:21

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