NHL Stanley Cup Finals GDT: Grimmer Indignity

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

You know what? Let's go full-on stupid in this league that allows its best team to rest its best player until the playoffs, can't call headshots correctly, and fucks up its own special Draft Lottery to give #1 to a team that doesn't really need it tbh.

Let us go the Tampa David Savards, bitch. I don't remember him havin' no protracted contract negotiation when he was on my dumb team.

DJExile posted:

ONE OF YOU WONDERFUL ASSHOLES BETTER HAVE A MELTDOWN AS GOOD AS THIS

WELL I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS, FRIEND! THE TEAM WHOSE FAN MADE THAT POST IS IN THE STANLEY CUP FINAL. :hfive:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 29, 2021

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 01:06

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:36

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ladies and gentlegoons, this begins the final NHL series on NBC, which begs the question did they have any reference to Tampa's 2004 Cup in that montage? I didn't see one.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 01:12

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hi Doc!

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 01:13

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Oh, what is this NBA poo poo? Drop the puck.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 01:17

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Waiting for someone to crow that the woman singing O Canada in English is offensive to Quebec or some poo poo.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 01:21

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

What the gently caress is this "Let's get down to business" song and who the hell would play it out loud aside from Amalie Arena to warm the crowd up for a Stanley Cup Final game and SiriusXM to get people to buy their service?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 01:29

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I like how Alex Pietrangelo introduces himself as "of the NHL", like he works in accounting or something.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 03:34

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Coleman adding some color to the match.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 03:42

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

What is gently caress Corey Perry ( :laffo:

my phone predicted Perry when I typed the first two words) doing talking to a ref with no A? Is that not a thing anymore?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 03:44

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Cooper playing EA NHL and going with the Hero Line on this PP.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 03:53

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Very late to the party but, holy hell, that goal.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 03:21

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Go win a Cup, Savvy.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 01:22

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

MJeff posted:

lol I don't think the Habs want to go back to Tampa.

They've seen the forecast. Tropical storms can be a bitch.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 01:36

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vasy pulled a MAF.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 01:51

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

What a gut dang sequence.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 02:50

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pleads posted:

lmao suck a nuggety chode refs you mongrel wastemen

WaveMyDickOffRefBeforeIPoundYourDog2021.gif?

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 03:23

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Oh, Jay Baruchel is there on the jumbotron?

Now definitely Go The Bolts tia.

e- GIMME DEM CLOWN CAR BOXES.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 03:25

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Le Habs.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 03:44

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Now, if Kuch had played all season, he'd have had the skills to put away that PING and we wouldn't be staying up late for OT.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 03:58

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Get the riot police ready, Montreal.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 04:02

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

That's what a $10,000,000 goalie looks like, Bob.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 04:05

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm fully aware this isn't what the jumbotron read, but there's something funny about misinterpreting whatever it said as "GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT"

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 04:07

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

You had a four minute PP. :ramsay:

Now we have another NBC game. :confuoot:

# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 04:11

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This is the first time I've been nervous all series.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 03:49

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

STANLEY CUP CHAMPION DAVID SAVARD. :3:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 03:51

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

fartknocker posted:

gently caress Tampa** but at least it wasn’t Boston or Pittsburgh, so there’s that.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 03:52

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Columbus Blue Jackets are still the last team to beat the Tampa Bay Lightning in the playoffs. :smug:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 03:53

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

It is now time for my favorite post-Cup win tradition (clears throat):

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 04:01

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Give it to Savvy first tia.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 04:04

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

KINDLY SHUT THE gently caress UP GARY AND LET THEM HAVE THE THING.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 04:05

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Lol, they did it wrong. Stanley Cup is invalidated.

Give it to one of the grizzled Vets first.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 04:06

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:36

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

stab posted:

Somebody find the gif of all our collective meltdowns to the Gomez trade stat

I didn't know this was a thing but need it in my life.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 04:24

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