Crying is cool now

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Emo's back?

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 03:00

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:59

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Baby's are now the coolest. Pretty much every magazine is plastered with images of crying babies, only a few months old. I'm sick of the unrealistic expectations set by these young models. Some of us are so old our tear ducts have dried up.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 05:17

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The crying game is the new dangerous trend among teens.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 05:42

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barfdog posted:

i'm curious op - do the cries have to be of sadness or despair, or can i also cry for positive reasons, such as joy, or with laughter?

what are the rules of cool here?

I bet this square's never cried in their LIFE!

And it's just such a tragedy! :qq:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 12:32

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Uria aalge posted:

Cool fact: babies don’t cry with actual tears to start off with. So they need a bit of time before they’re properly cool.

Wow way to ruin my joke! :cry:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 13:19

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Code Jockey posted:

a shirtless heavily tattooed man becomes an internet meme sensation, MR COOL EYES tattooed on his chest, with a crying skull

# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 00:26

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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.� Doctor says, "Oh wow! You are so cool! I'm a huge fan! Have been for ages, but in person? Wow! Even cooler!"

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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 05:15

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Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 05:15

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Well, if you're so cool, why don't you cry about it???

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jul 24, 2021

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 08:08

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Budweiser's new ad campaign featuring a night out with The Boys watching The Big Game and crying into their beers (Buds)

This Bud's for you, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 03:09

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Miller fighting back with an ad featuring Cat's In the Cradle and lonely dads drinking Miller as they sob so hard their bodies shake.

"If you need a cry, we've got the beer Miller Beer" sung in a bleak dirge brings the ad to an end.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 03:41

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:59

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Yeah, she's a huge crying influencer, but she got tear duct enlargement surgery, so it's all fake.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 04:42

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