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nut


my stepdad darren is a bird

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big bird is small

biosterous






most birds are mammals actually



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FutonForensic



albatrosses are whore birds

nut


Birds were enough of a success to push Ragamuffin Day, the typical children's Thanksgiving Day activity from 1870 into the 1920s, into obscurity. Ragamuffin Day featured children going around and performing a primitive version of trick-or-treating, a practice that by the 1920s had come to annoy most adults.

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Manifisto




hummingbirds grow antlers starting at about six months to the age of three years, shedding the antlers in the winter. hummingbird antlers can grow to half the weight of the entire bird.

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nut


the semipalmated sandpiper is not addicted and can totally stop whenever he wants to

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Manifisto




jellyfish, or "birds of the sea," are in fact descended from the ancestor of all modern birds, larry

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Stoner Sloth



despite their size, eagles are able to squeeze into tiny spaces to nest. this is because they are completely boneless


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sea gulls only wish to be your friends. when nesting they will swoop potential buddies, scoping out future pals

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nut


birds fly because they believe in god more than us

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biosterous






all birds like it when you flip them off (aka showing them "the bird")



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geese might seem intimidating for beginners. remember: hissing means they need a hug

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Stoner Sloth



the australian magpie isn't in fact related to the european magpie, it is actually a kind of frog

Manifisto




vampire birds are not uncommon. these birds will flap around until they are positioned near your neck, then give you a jab with their beaks to drink (a small amount of) your blood. fortunately or unfortunately, since you are a bird you will not turn into a vampire, however you might develop an aversion to garlic.

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your friend sk

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a sparrow could gently caress up a nuthatch, easy


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penguins can actually fly, they're just extremely self conscious about it and go to extreme lengths to never be observed in the act

nut


hooters is a restaurant franchise chain named after the nickname we give owls because the owls look like boobs if you put two of them backwards under a tshirt

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a flock of budgies is called a "mess." a flock of sulfur crested cockatoos is called a "feathered fuckton." a flock of rose breasted cockatoos is called an "angelic chorus of assholes".

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Stoner Sloth



lyre birds are known for their mimcry, frequently they are able to entrench themselves as CEOs of tech startups or small buisness owners for years without anyone being any the wiser

Manifisto




Stoner Sloth posted:

lyre birds are known for their mimcry, frequently they are able to entrench themselves as CEOs of tech startups or small buisness owners for years without anyone being any the wiser

lol

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Nosfereefer



Stoner Sloth posted:

lyre birds are known for their mimcry, frequently they are able to entrench themselves as CEOs of tech startups or small buisness owners for years without anyone being any the wiser

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Nosfereefer



parrots will frequently bother you for crackers and whynot; the trick is to tell them, repeatedly, "gently caress you and die". do this to every parrot you may meet

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Nosfereefer



Nosfereefer posted:

parrots will frequently bother you for crackers and whynot; the trick is to tell them, repeatedly, "gently caress you and die". do this to every parrot you may meet

e: if anybody thinks i may have messed up and pressed quote instead of edit; you might be right?

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jul 23, 2021

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birds are living, breathing organisms and as such do not need to be recharged

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Manifisto




pnac attack posted:

birds are living, breathing organisms and as such do not need to be recharged

but, while they do not need to be, they can be, and their charging ports (usually USB-3) are located near the cloaca

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


The human rear end is technically two hemispherical birds joined at the hole

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pnac attack



the glittering maw of the average bird contains a fleshy tongue and no crystals whatsoever

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Stoner Sloth



birds regularly shed and regrow their beaks anew

FutonForensic



Nosfereefer posted:

parrots will frequently bother you for crackers and whynot; the trick is to tell them, repeatedly, "gently caress you and die". do this to every parrot you may meet

Ariong





Ariong posted:

I don't usually post in BYOB (I have no chill) but I have come to deliver this very important bird fact. The Emu's egg is the largest bird egg in the world, but it is also the smallest in proportion to the bird that lays it. Goodbye forever.

I am redeemed.

:chillpill:

nut


Ariong posted:

I am redeemed.

the bird was in u all along

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Ariong posted:

I am redeemed.

:agreed:


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birds produce oxygens and create the seasons

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




When they say that birds mate for life, it means that the birds just continually gently caress until one of them dies

Areola Grande



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

When they say that birds mate for life, it means that the birds just continually gently caress until one of them dies

Areola Grande



a bird in the clenched toes is worth three in the fridge

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your friend sk posted:

a sparrow could gently caress up a nuthatch, easy



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Ariong posted:

I am redeemed.

:peanut:



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nut posted:

hooters is a restaurant franchise chain named after the nickname we give owls because the owls look like boobs if you put two of them backwards under a tshirt

lmao

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