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hooters is a restaurant franchise chain named after the nickname we give owls because the owls look like boobs if you put two of them backwards under a tshirt
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Hello! Did you know, that feathers are edible? Birds fly as high as they do to prevent you from plucking their delicious snacks. Try a bird feather today - you'll be glad you did!
Darker birds are savory, while exotic, brightly colored birds are typically sweeter. Metallic finish birds tend to have a numbing effect on the palate. Never under any circumstance eat the feathers of a transparent bird
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Hummingbirds exist, and operate, in mocking defiance of God and man and science. Despite their fragile and small appearance, they weigh between 1 to 3 tons, and are filled with gears and nectar
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Dogs are a bird, evolution is real, don't trust National Geographics lies
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flamingoes attain their famous pink colouration from jerking off too much
suddenly a number of things in life make sense to me, thank you heather papps
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[back stage at nuts 3rd grade performance of peter pan in front of the whole school]
nut: i told you not to bring him!
nuts mom: honey, all of the parents are here to support their kids. Darren is here because he loves you and wants only the best for you. so what do you say you return the favor, and show some support for his support?
[darren is flying around above the stage and keeps banging his head on the overhead lights n pecking at sandbags]
nut [begrudgingly]: ...thanks darren
nut’s mom: ahem!
nut: ........thanks ‘dad’
darren: c-caw!
*nut in his bedroom having his first kiss with becky davenport*
bang... bang bang bang! *darren flying repeatedly into the window to try and break it up*
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you should have tweeted it to him
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