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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Please stand by. The event will begin shortly.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


How about you present a good thread

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

low key sex master posted:

How about you present a good thread

They have a great username.

I recall when I would've happily blown him myself.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Spinz posted:

They have a great username.

I recall when I would've happily blown him myself.

I can rename myself Dane Cook for a night :pervert:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


está la biblioteca?

Awoo at the Moon
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Donda be tuggin, op?

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003





Spinz posted:

They have a great username.

I recall when I would've happily blown him myself.

but who among us would blow I would blow Dane Cook?

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007






My Anadonda don't want none unlesss you got buns, hun

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


This is a thread for the listening party for the new Kanye West album Donda. You can watch it on Apple Music for free. You don't need a paid account.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


Ryan Reynolds, the rich man's Dane Cook

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007






I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This is a thread for the listening party for the new Kanye West album Donda. You can watch it on Apple Music for free. You don't need a paid account.

Ok so am I supposed to listen to it or watch it, op? These transmedia releases are very confusing.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I'd suck Dane Cook's Dane Cock, heh. Gonna go down and put that dick in my mouth, screaming loudly all the worst punchlines until he asks me what I'm doing and I remind him he did this. You did this to yourself, DANE.

I engulf his rod in my mouth, deepthroating with expertise, all that while screaming lovely punchlines. He makes a horrific and disturbingly loud scream as he orgasms.

I spit his load at his face. That's what I think of your comedy, BITCH.

Call me tho?

Awoo at the Moon
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




syntaxfunction posted:

I'd suck Dane Cook's Dane Cock, heh. Gonna go down and put that dick in my mouth, screaming loudly all the worst punchlines until he asks me what I'm doing and I remind him he did this. You did this to yourself, DANE.

I engulf his rod in my mouth, deepthroating with expertise, all that while screaming lovely punchlines. He makes a horrific and disturbingly loud scream as he orgasms.

I spit his load at his face. That's what I think of your comedy, BITCH.

Call me tho?

vote this post a 5

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


gently caress SNEEP posted:

Ok so am I supposed to listen to it or watch it, op? These transmedia releases are very confusing.

Right now you can watch a shot of some smoke with some text on the screen.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




One thing we do know is from those who heard album, Kanye is swearing again

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Spinz posted:

They have a great username.

I recall when I would've happily blown him myself.

I did not know you were/are gay Spinz but that is awesome! :gaysper:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


It's started

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

You can watch it on Apple Music for free. You don't need a paid account.
Nah, im good. But thanks for looking out for us.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Didn’t this come out like a year ago

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This is a thread for the listening party for the new Kanye West album Donda. You can watch it on Apple Music for free. You don't need a paid account.

Nah

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

would you rather blow dane cook or kanye west?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






I saw Dane Cook ages ago in a little comedy club and he was very sweaty

Goth Odell Beckham
Apr 16, 2013



the stage being, like, a full rear end football field is p neat to look at

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





If I died and my kid made an album as lovely as this seems to be and named it after me I would haunt the living poo poo out of that little gently caress.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Donda more like donda este all the good songs?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Donda more like donda este all the good songs?

You made the thread so you could make this joke, didn't you?

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019



I'm ready I'm at the event

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003


Look up here, man
I'm in danger


Meme Poker Party posted:

está la biblioteca?
me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

mentally ill celebrities isnt cool nor good OP

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



you broke my grill posted:

I'm ready I'm at the event



I appreciate when a prix fixe menu tells you how many of each item are left. Great attention to detail

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Donda deez nuts

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014


i hope it's good. like at least 2 or 3 solid bangers would be great

Icept
Jul 11, 2001



ELTON JOHN posted:

i hope it's good. like at least 2 or 3 solid bangers would be great

at least you know they're kosher

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005



you broke my grill posted:

I'm ready I'm at the event



I'm ALL BEEF KOSHER FRANKS

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


"Hello, yes, I very explicitly need a kosher all beef hot dog to nibble whilst Kanye sings to me. How many dollars? Sure that's fine. I just cannot wait to very gently eat a kosher meal while Kanye west performs his latest rap show for me as I enjoy it"

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014


Where do i click to hear the new kanye songs

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

ELTON JOHN posted:

Where do i click to hear the new kanye songs

https://www.donda.biz

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

Kanye can jump Donda deez nutz!

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014


kanye’s new hit single “expired security certificate”

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





ELTON JOHN posted:

Where do i click to hear the new kanye songs

Nowhere cause the album isn't finished and didn't actually get released.

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