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Khanstant

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do y'all sleep at night because you fear the moon? just wanted to say, don't be scared! the moon will never hurt you

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Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




I can't imagine sleeping at night. When would I work on my reverse tan?

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

What is sleep? I have twins.


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

pnac attack



night time is the right time

Khanstant

:d::s::h::c::d::h::s::c::d::h::c::s::d:

goonight sun, the moons are out to play

Stoner Sloth



Uria aalge posted:

What is sleep? I have twins.

:same: but idiopathic insomnia instead of twins

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:


I sleep, I wake, I sleep again - drowsy max

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




People sleep? I merely charge my crystals and continue on toiling.

barfdog





yeah, ok LOCAL58 news reporter, suuuuuuuuure

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

barfdog





guess i'll just go out and look at the moon tonight if it's "safe" lmao

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:


I hire an ASMR artist to whisper "goodnight sweet prince" in my ear,

and then strangle me with a metal wire until I'm out.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Khanstant posted:

do y'all sleep at night because you fear the moon? just wanted to say, don't be scared! the moon will never hurt you

You wouldn't say this if you'd ever run into the moon in a dark alleyway

Ventral EggSac



the moon watches over me as I sleep, I never sleep while it is cloudy

nut


i fear the moon and u can never take that away from me

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gb vanisher for summer

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




The moon comes out in the day all the time

nut


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The moon comes out in the day all the time

:derp:

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gb vanisher for summer

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




The moon has repeatedly threatened to hit my eye like a big pizza pie and I will not be caught unaware.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Is the moon responsible for werewolf wizard detectives, or is it vice versa?

Khanstant

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blaming the moon for werewolves is moonism as old as moon sheself. there is actually a small golf ball that causes werewolves, trapped on the surface of the moon. astronauts have been of no help so far

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




decided to go to bed last night and woke up to find a horrible burning orb in the sky, lighting up the outside world brighter than I've ever seen it

what is that terrible orb, what purpose does it serve, has this always happened while I slept

Ass-penny



Fredrik1 posted:

I hire an ASMR artist to whisper "goodnight sweet prince" in my ear,

and then strangle me with a metal wire until I'm out.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut
shout out hbag for the probe badge labour

take the moon



daysleeper honeypot spotted



sig by pot smoke phoenix

sig gob by khanstant

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




take the moon posted:

daysleeper honeypot spotted

I am what I am. Let those tanned, well adjusted dayboys come at me with all they have

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Mormon Nailer posted:

People sleep? I merely charge my crystals and continue on toiling.

I fell asleep while charging my crystals once. it was really embarrassing.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




So, I've been taking care of my elderly parents and they are neither day nor night sleepers. The sleep fitfully at night and nap fitfully in the day and honestly I think they're on to something.

Luvcow




GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

So, I've been taking care of my elderly parents and they are neither day nor night sleepers. The sleep fitfully at night and nap fitfully in the day and honestly I think they're on to something.

cats, your parents are cats

Luvcow




like it's cool

nut's stepdad is a bird

and while most of us yearn to have been raised by wolves, who incidentally love the moon, you were raised by cats

Luvcow




desperate to be relevant jeff foxworthy: "if you've ever changed your parents litter box... you might be raised by cats"

*audience goes wild with raucous yowling*

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Luvcow posted:

desperate to be relevant jeff foxworthy: "if you've ever changed your parents litter box... you might be raised by cats"

*audience goes wild with raucous yowling*

Ass-penny



It's always night somewhere so I don't see the concern for when people are or are not sleeping.

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Stoner Sloth posted:

:same: but idiopathic insomnia instead of twins

Ouch. Much sympathy.


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Manifisto




I was raised by whales but they were very careful to not force their traditions on me. I eat maybe 3 buckets of krill a day, tops. whales usually sleep underwater but they know that will kill me so I had a nice raft with a cradle floating in the middle of the pacific.

Prof. Crocodile



if i were afraid of the moon, why would i turn my back to it every night while I sleep.

no, it is the sun that i fear. up there in the sky, ready to start frowning and chase me around the desert the second i pick up my keys.


thank you pot smoke phoenix for this amazing sig!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



pnac attack



Prof. Crocodile posted:

if i were afraid of the moon, why would i turn my back to it every night while I sleep.

no, it is the sun that i fear. up there in the sky, ready to start frowning and chase me around the desert the second i pick up my keys.

Ass-penny



Prof. Crocodile posted:

if i were afraid of the moon, why would i turn my back to it every night while I sleep.

no, it is the sun that i fear. up there in the sky, ready to start frowning and chase me around the desert the second i pick up my keys.

I was at a mate's house and his kid was playing one of the newer Mario games, and was in a level where the sun chases you around. Apparently they revamped the sun's image sometime in the last 30 years because I recognized the motions but not the sprite. The new sun is just not as intimidating.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut
shout out hbag for the probe badge labour

Khanstant

:d::s::h::c::d::h::s::c::d::h::c::s::d:

the smb3 sun used to yell cuss words at you and it knew your name somehow

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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I just got tired of that REM song. Screw you Michael Stipe, you don't know me.

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