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runnypoops posted:im trump's dog he makes me lick his balls please help Consider yourself lucky, I'm his cat and all I get is his taint :/
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Jul 25, 2021 05:32
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runnypoops posted:im trump's dog he makes me lick his balls please help Could be worse. You could be licking Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs. Wait, you are Trump’s dog? Are you Lindsey Graham?
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Jul 25, 2021 06:59
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Donald Trump is incapable of caring about anything - his family, his supporters, his country - except his own bloated, bloviating self. Most of the replies above are true but I think this is the only one that gets at the heart of it. There is an implicit compact when you own an animal, and it means you need to love and care for it. Donald Trump doesn't love or care for anyone or anything that isn't Donald Trump. If he didn't raise his kids, what makes you think he'd care for an animal? People describe him as transactional, but he is not even that, he will not even pay you for your services. He is a vortex that demands fealty without recompense. Even the meanest, dirtiest, most low-class Trump supporter is more recognizably human than Donald Trump.
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Jul 25, 2021 09:43
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He had a bad experience investing in a doghouse in the past OP
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Jul 25, 2021 10:11
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Hmm, maybe he's talking about hotdogs??
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Jul 25, 2021 10:34
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Hmm, maybe he's talking about hotdogs?? Trump hates hotdogs. https://twitter.com/the_bio_of_ROD/status/1418254454319616003
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Jul 25, 2021 10:47
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Nigmaetcetera posted:He's an evil, dog-hating piece of poo poo with urine for blood and vomit for urine. Every bad thing you've ever heard about him is both true and much worse than it initially sounded. That's why he hates dogs. Pure, supernatural evil. You are a poet.
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Jul 25, 2021 11:19
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Phobophilia posted:Most of the replies above are true but I think this is the only one that gets at the heart of it. Another poet.
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Jul 25, 2021 11:20
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Person, woman, man, camera, TV! Look folks you get extra points if you remember the 'words' in order!
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Jul 25, 2021 13:34
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Michael Corleone posted:He's a snake, no one likes them, but I am kinda chilling out towards them, they really are probably more scared of you and my fetish is watching huge python hunts in the Everglades. Still, my dad knows if he want's me to help him work the ''brush'' at his cabin, where there is a known rattlesnake I will be carrying a snake gun, a revolver with .410 in it. Only if they don't scram when they see me. I'll let you go on a python hunt in my bush op
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Jul 25, 2021 13:36
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Poohs Packin posted:"He never does this, but dogs can sense bad people, and he was a RESCUE, so lord knows what sort of hell the previous owners put him through". . Or, you know, just not socialized or trained, and is thus acting like an untrained, unsocialized dog.
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Jul 25, 2021 14:25
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They're all so STUPID those pet owners. Which is what I scream as the full sized tracked back hoe screeches to life ready to begin another full day of piling ever more dogs into the dog hole far away from their IDIOT MORON STUPID owners and I let out just a small chuckle at how not STUPID MORON BUTT FACE LOSER I am as the first of the horrible poo poo dogs start rolling stupidly into the dog hole like idiot babies
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Jul 25, 2021 15:06
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Might be giving my cat to a friend, he has a biting problem and didn't used to break skin, now draws blood out of nowhere. She has 2 other cats and they both go outside and he could go and bond with them, he is 8 now and getting weird. Can only have one pet in my rental, so I will get a new pet, like a dog!
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Jul 25, 2021 17:18
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When he was a little fancy lad a dog bit Donald Trump's dick halfway off and Fred Trump wouldnt pay for a doctor so the nanny had to sew Donald's dong back together herself and that's why it looks like Toad from Mario Kart
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Jul 25, 2021 17:34
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Big Beef City posted:They're all so STUPID those pet owners. welcome to the dog hole we've got fun and games
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Jul 25, 2021 18:13
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This dog hole is SAD! Trumps dog hole has multiple GREAT dog-dozers to push the dogs in, and it's gold plated because that's how trump likes his toilets and that's where he puts his dogs, in the toilet.
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Jul 26, 2021 10:29
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Slugworth posted:Every owner of a dog with any sort of behavioral problem tells me "Yeah, we adopted him, and he's sort of shy sometimes, so we think he was probably abused, poor guy". I have a few friends with rescue dogs and they are really well trained around humans. Sometimes they just aren't so great at the park with other dogs because people used to make them fight. Its sad and I truly feel bad for these creatures. I still don't think they can sense if someone has unpaid parking tickets or used to call their senile great-aunt a dumb bitch or other indicators of moral decrepitude.
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Jul 26, 2021 11:04
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Dogs can often tell if somebody is nervous or shifty, which is often a sign they are up to no good but is also often a sign of something else like that they are scared of dogs or they are high on reefers.
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Jul 28, 2021 07:56
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Think DJT ever smoked a marijuana?
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Jul 29, 2021 13:34
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Michael Corleone posted:Think DJT ever smoked a marijuana? I think he’s more of an upper kind of guy.
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donald trump being swarmed by hordes of weinerdogs. from all corners of the world weinerdogs swarm towards donald trump. a protesting donald trump is up to his knees in panting weinerdogs, the weinerdogs are nipping on the trousers of his cheap polyester suit, they are licking his exposed ankles. donald trump picks up weinerdogs by the scruff of their neck and throw them away, they land unharmed among the other weinerdogs and blithely turn to run back towards donald trump their weiners occasionally rubbing the ground. donald trump is up to his neck in weinerdogs his doggerel protests reaching their inevitable crescendo while his aversions grow ever more feeble. weinerdogs crawl all over him, every surface of donald trump is touched by a weinerdog where they have not yet removed his cheap polyester suit. donald trump is nearly lost in the mass of weinerdogs. one solitary weinerdog perches on top of his head and worries at his trademark red tie. donald trump is lost among the writhing mass of yapping snuffling licking weinerdogs. the weinerdogs persist in their nature for a few more moments, then they scatter and nothing remains
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