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GLOSS
Apr 10, 2005

PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.

reignofevil posted:

Just as a suggestion: Send alpha academy and street profits to the standard smackdown and send cross platform star and noted rapper gimmick John Cena to the concert-show.

They should have sent Big E and had Wale perform his theme song live, but hey what do I know...

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Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
they should have sent nobody because watching wrestlers eat their balls on stage while kevin dunn furiously mashes his Smackdown Pop button doesn't do anyone involved any favors

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I think Chad Gable vs the street profits guy solo is so weird like Tag team wrestling gets over so much easier and Otis doing the worm would pop any crowd

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Have Bianca do some power spots and that's all you need

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Is this crowd making any noise at all or is this all crowd sweetening

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Why do they keep doing shots of the disinterested crowd lol

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
That crowd can't see jack poo poo.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

i think the crowd is chanting we want wale lol

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Also the ring looks like its at least 20 feet above the crowd so I'm not sure how they can see anything happening at all.

This match is good tho

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
lmao someone shut McAfee up

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
This crowd is about four minutes away from figuring out they can chant together as one and becoming very powerful.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

divorced dad corbin ftw

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
And so yet another generation has been shown pro wrestling and they can rest easy knowing they weren't missing anything.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I don't really know why they thought this would work. It goes over about as well as a musical performance in the middle of a wrestling show.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Bro the ketchup stain

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
when nxt ran those loving download festival shows it was just like a midday house show under a tent people could walk up to and then they edited the best bits of that into the next tv episode

who the gently caress thought this main stage poo poo was a good idea

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

okay, I laughed really hard at the nutshot

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Codependent Poster posted:

okay, I laughed really hard at the nutshot

same lol’d irl. Must see TV

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Baron Corbin is being beat up by two hobos in the back and Kevin Owens has to chase them away with a chair.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Ironically that might've been a good time to have Snoop wrestle. It'd at least be a spectacle.

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
I wonder if Edge knows what an iconoclast is or if it's just a word on a shirt for him

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
baron corbin productions presents man getting hit by nerf missile got a legit lol out of me

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
oooooooooh edge, you gotta get 'em back after they just spent 20 minutes staring at a screen

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Sugar Blaster posted:

baron corbin productions presents man getting hit by nerf missile got a legit lol out of me

best part of the show

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Jobber Vega

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


That's what she gets for her husband signing with AEW instead of WWE!

Toni Storm's new finisher rules.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Tony is good, her and Bianca could be fun where the gently caress is Becky

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Toni’s finisher rules

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Biggest problem with Toni is that she's yet another babyface for Smackdown. For context, here is the active Smackdown Women's Division and their alignments:

Faces: Bianca Belair, Tegan Nox, Shotzi, Toni Storm, Liv Morgan
Heels: Natalya (lol), Tamina (lol), Carmella (lol), and Zelina (lol)

There are zero credible heels right now. Kind of amazing really.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
jimmy uso spent 11 months rehabbing his knee and 0 days in rehab for his drinking problem

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Digital Jedi posted:

Bianca getting a pretty good pop considering the crowd

thats piped in noise lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

ASenileAnimal posted:

i think the crowd is chanting we want wale lol

theyre absolutely chanting that

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
who the gently caress greenlit this lmao

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
haha missionary position john

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
please roman spend the next ten minutes listing your favorite gently caress positions

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

get his rear end finn

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
a+ corbin segment ahahhahaha

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Finn vs. Roman should be good. Too bad Finn won't win.

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