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Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





Post Man Pat, has committed the sin of being unstimulating to both mind and loin. Post Man Pat never grows as a character. He doesn't experience true loss, he has never found love. He has never sired children.

Also, if I had an erection prior to flicking the channel, Post Man Pat and his mundane fumblings made drat sure it stopped. Don't you think that's quite the feat considering Post Man Pat's head is shaped like a penis with another penis jutting out perpendickularly?

Something has to be done. I need my television to ponder life's blessings and pains. I need my television to arouse the passions and cause a stir in the breast.

Sincerely,

everybody

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hello internet friend




post man pat is a hero to his community, a pillar of service to society AND has a black and white cat

sounds like a hero to me


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





hp, you should try "getting it out" next time he's on and see how far you get.

Report back to me then.


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Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





I'm waaaaaAAAaaaiiiitiiiing.



said as sonic by urkel


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Plant MONSTER. posted:

hp, you should try "getting it out" next time he's on and see how far you get.

Report back to me then.



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FatBossyGrouper-mobile.webm
tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





*sweating*


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

Luvcow




maybe in solidarity with the women's volleyball teams not wanting to be sexualized and forced to wear skimpy bikini bottoms in the 2020 summer olympics by the ioc postman pat can wear the traditional womens vollleyball skimpy tiny top and bikini bottoms for a few episodes

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





That'd be nice. I believe the world should follow a "push-pull" model. When some aspects of the world tone down their sexiness, other parts of the world have to make up for it with an increase in sexiness so that net sexiness stays stable


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Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





I think women have long had to put up with way too much sexual harassment and discrimination, especially in areas that are typically male owned (sports teams, lingerie companies, beauty pageants [gross at all ages], film and television).

For this reason I think the clay/wood/whatever puppets that make up the citizenship of Greendale are perfect vessels for this newly freed up sexual energy


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Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

Actually, the village in Postman Pat might be an apt setting for a sort of “Carry On” farce, with plenty of double entendres, lovers climbing in and out of windows, falling into the rose bushes and other such buffoonery.


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

snergle


Uria aalge posted:

Actually, the village in Postman Pat might be an apt setting for a sort of “Carry On” farce, with plenty of double entendres, lovers climbing in and out of windows, falling into the rose bushes and other such buffoonery.

coming this fall to adult swim Dino Stamatopoulos's postman pat. it will get 2 seasons then be canceled

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Pat is post-man and is now a powerful orb of potent genderless sexual energy




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Khanstant

:d::s::h::c::d::h::s::c::d::h::c::s::d:

there's a reason he;s the post-man.... every1 is past him, we exist in a world after him and r better 4 it

Khanstant

:d::s::h::c::d::h::s::c::d::h::c::s::d:

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns







ty PSP for this wonderful sig!


Luvcow




Heather Papps


hello internet friend






https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FatBossyGrouper-mobile.webm
tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar






lol khan


shout outs to khanstant for the beautiful signature make sure to "like" and "subscribe"

Manifisto




the post community has exactly the opposite criticisms of post man pat. posts are supposed to be stationary, solid, made of a strong substance like wood iron or stone. they are not supposed to have any sort of personality let alone sexuality. this putative hybrid of man and post is entirely too interesting, too dynamic, too floppy, and above all too drat sexy for post-identifying viewers to see a valid representation of their identity. need more shots of pat standing still, doing nothing but perhaps holding up a wire or bit of architecture.

super sweet best pal



man pat

Luvcow




Manifisto posted:

the post community has exactly the opposite criticisms of post man pat. posts are supposed to be stationary, solid, made of a strong substance like wood iron or stone. they are not supposed to have any sort of personality let alone sexuality. this putative hybrid of man and post is entirely too interesting, too dynamic, too floppy, and above all too drat sexy for post-identifying viewers to see a valid representation of their identity. need more shots of pat standing still, doing nothing but perhaps holding up a wire or bit of architecture.

biosterous






the cowards refuse to the script i sent them for a mature reboot crossover with fireman sam



thank you nut for this sig!!!
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he/him or they/them, either works

Jaguars!




Plant MONSTER. posted:

Post Man Pat, has committed the sin of being unstimulating to both mind and loin. Post Man Pat never grows as a character. He doesn't experience true loss, he has never found love. He has never sired children.

Also, if I had an erection prior to flicking the channel, Post Man Pat and his mundane fumblings made drat sure it stopped. Don't you think that's quite the feat considering Post Man Pat's head is shaped like a penis with another penis jutting out perpendickularly?

Something has to be done. I need my television to ponder life's blessings and pains. I need my television to arouse the passions and cause a stir in the breast.

Sincerely,

everybody

Signing this one because it sounds good in terms of, like, the tone when read aloud

Manifisto posted:

the post community has exactly the opposite criticisms of post man pat. posts are supposed to be stationary, solid, made of a strong substance like wood iron or stone. they are not supposed to have any sort of personality let alone sexuality. this putative hybrid of man and post is entirely too interesting, too dynamic, too floppy, and above all too drat sexy for post-identifying viewers to see a valid representation of their identity. need more shots of pat standing still, doing nothing but perhaps holding up a wire or bit of architecture.

Signing this one because it sounded intelligent and I don't want to show that I've entered the Postman Pat Debate and found that I'm intellectually out of my depth

barnold

...but i didnt finish






Weka

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Plant MONSTER. posted:

I think women have long had to put up with way too much sexual harassment and discrimination, especially in areas that are typically male owned (sports teams, lingerie companies, beauty pageants [gross at all ages], film and television).

For this reason I think the clay/wood/whatever puppets that make up the citizenship of Greendale are perfect vessels for this newly freed up sexual energy

Nonsense.

Plant MONSTER.

Pure Posting Sugar





:eyepop:

whoa look at the grams


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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.



post-punk pat lol



thank u vanisher for the sig

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postman pat def fucks

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