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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

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Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

this was also really good bait to basically out every single 40-60 year old yosposter btw

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Jonny 290 posted:

this was also really good bait to basically out every single 40-60 year old yosposter btw

lol turns out that was most of us!


actually I've got a couple of years until that bracket, suck it olds!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:negative:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
if the local kids give you the prefix “old man” do they mean that ironically???

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

echinopsis posted:

if the local kids give you the prefix “old man” do they mean that ironically???

unless you're jadzia dax, no

mystes
May 31, 2006

okay mom

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Kaysette posted:

Will she think everything is a date?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



thanks - removed a bunch of cans from my desk as ive been lazy af

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

I will never stop drinking coffee on the toilet. coffee in, coffee out

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
as long as you take the cup to the kitchen when you’re done

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

:eyepop:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
I remember the time I bet my wife $200 that she had accumulated 3 water cups on her nightstand. I won but did not collect. anyway it doesn't happen anymore for some reason lol

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

:barf:

i might be a depressed shut-in who lives like poo poo but at least all the crap i have strewn around is strictly non-organic

plate, singular, and the single set of silverware i own immediately gets washed after eating while i'm waiting for the water to boil for my after-dinner coffee

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kenny Logins posted:

I remember the time I bet my wife $200 that she had accumulated 3 water cups on her nightstand. I won but did not collect. anyway it doesn't happen anymore for some reason lol

lol

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


absolutely not

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://i.imgur.com/Oja3XHY.mp4

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


No cups, no plates, but bin under desk was to-the-brim with empty cans and packets; now all emptied.

Also if you feel you suffer any degree of Executive Dysfunction and just can't start a thing, I found this unbelievably simple Life Hack referenced on a Tumbl post and I'm surprised that it works as well as it does.

https://betterhumans.pub/get-anything-done-with-the-5-second-rule-b7abea890087

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005


wish this had sound

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

this has become an entire genre of video lately

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

here come my posts lmao

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Kenny Logins posted:

I remember the time I bet my wife $200 that she had accumulated 3 water cups on her nightstand. I won but did not collect. anyway it doesn't happen anymore for some reason lol

because she divorced you?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jabberlock posted:

because she divorced you?
lol that was from before we were married

2022 is our 10th anniversary year

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g

that_time_i_ate_sugarfree_gummybears.mp4

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
a perfectly-rendered model of the internet: a series of tubes carrying my poasts

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

lol, if you don't have Enrique do this for you

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://i.imgur.com/2NpnPbJ.mp4

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
this fills the crab

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g
shell-fraiser

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDLQvCA_f_U

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sapozhnik posted:

i might be a depressed shut-in who lives like poo poo but at least all the crap i have strewn around is strictly non-organic

yep dishes get taken care of immediately


me, earlier today at 2:35p when i had been wondering why i felt like garbage all day then got the grumble

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

No cups, no plates, but bin under desk was to-the-brim with empty cans and packets; now all emptied.

Also if you feel you suffer any degree of Executive Dysfunction and just can't start a thing, I found this unbelievably simple Life Hack referenced on a Tumbl post and I'm surprised that it works as well as it does.

https://betterhumans.pub/get-anything-done-with-the-5-second-rule-b7abea890087

I hope this works for not doing things coz my main life problem is doing things I shouldn’t. as well as the other main problem that isn’t doing things I should.

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i’ve also heard that high fiving yourself in the mirror can do wonder too, because of years of association of high fives with success or happiness or something

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