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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

alexandriao posted:

oh lol rip me

sorry for 'splainin at you echi

lol no need to apologise

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.







Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

computers were a mistake

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1429838820799827972

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017


asking the real hard hitting questions

https://twitter.com/mikeweijer/status/1430239105649192967

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MbXz2AJwO4

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


if you think he's saying "badass" you need your head checked

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

akadajet posted:

if you think he's saying "badass" you need your head checked

nobody actually thinks he's saying "badass" right?

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

at least one guy in the replies thinks so

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017



relieved as gently caress to see that my image codecs are appropriately rated by the ESRB

mystes
May 31, 2006

polyester concept posted:



relieved as gently caress to see that my image codecs are appropriately rated by the ESRB
What if someone uses them to encode porn?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.



Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



look forward to seeing this in a powerpoint from or "digital transformation" team soon

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

finally an ambidextrous posting station

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




polyester concept posted:



relieved as gently caress to see that my image codecs are appropriately rated by the ESRB

somebody create and post heifer.heif

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

polyester concept posted:

finally an ambidextrous posting station

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

rotor posted:

nobody actually thinks he's saying "badass" right?

wasn’t that one of the hills that permabanned user S——e used to die on?

either them or other permabanned user SmartestKidUSA.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

axolotl farmer posted:

wasn’t that one of the hills that permabanned user S——e used to die on?
stymie can never die, only the tech billionaires who portray them

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
reminds me
of my favourite joke that i invented



what starts with S and ends with H I T?

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

echinopsis posted:

reminds me
of my favourite joke that i invented



what starts with S and ends with H I T?

Normally, you tell the punchline so people get the joke.

e: image tax

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


https://youtu.be/QA6I-69bV0w

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

I would just like to say that as a gay old bitch I do not approve of such careless driving

thank you for speaking out

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
just subtract a negative. easy peasy.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Video Nasty posted:

Normally, you tell the punchline so people get the joke.

e: image tax


someone had to ask


anyway the punchline is :

“shower poo poo”

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz4lN6sY9pU

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


echinopsis posted:

reminds me
of my favourite joke that i invented



what starts with S and ends with H I T?

https://nuzz.nz/etc/stole.webm

alexandriao fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Aug 25, 2021

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i can’t play that but i’m imagining it’s someone else thinking up the joke before me 😭

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
my god
https://twitter.com/kris_sundquist/status/1430331207187943426?s=21

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
are any of those people (in the original one) under 35?

mystes
May 31, 2006

infernal machines posted:

are any of those people under 35?
YOSPOS youth summit

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
God, imagine being the kind of 16 year old who actually know who any of those people are.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



shoeberto posted:

God, imagine being the kind of 16 year old who actually know who any of those people are.

they’re called “future school shooters”

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


shoeberto posted:

God, imagine being the kind of 16 year old who actually know who any of those people are.

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1423176960520462338?s=20

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'm not sure yet if i'm the fake private jet instagram set, the non-euclidean suit button, or the huawei laptop

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

im karl dandleton

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


echinopsis posted:

i can’t play that but i’m imagining it’s someone else thinking up the joke before me 😭

oh, its a webm so it fails on android and only plays in browser

its a snippet of a fry and laurie sketch where a guy in the audience stands up halfway through and shouts about how they stole his sketch, and it goes on like that for a bit and everyone treats it seriously and starts exchanging lawyers numbers and stuff

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shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Kazinsal posted:

they’re called “future school shooters”

:(


:( :(

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