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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Kazinsal posted:

yo this bud came in a jar
cool cool cool is the rainbow dash already in it or is that sold separately

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Closer to mayo but okay I guess

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:



lol ellie trashcakes working the grody chuckles today
that's my daily thing

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

(note carton label)
I refuse to accept the possibility of Jerry ever having been a hot twink

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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The Mary Kay Letourneau Story (2010)

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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I took the subtextual red pill (:j:) and now I have to take the blue pill :flaccid:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Sagebrush posted:

i recently learned that this famous picture



is literally ben shapiro. unbelievable


also i bet that's a regular size katana isn't it lmfao
It's a wakizashi

🎶 Smol, smooo-oolll beeee-eeee-eeereeen 🎶

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

ten free hours/month? what am i supposed to do for the next 30 days and 14 hours?
Masturbate to the one QuickTime video you were able to completely download

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
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echinopsis posted:



apparently its a kit
No it's a jpeg

Duh

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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rotor posted:

i dont want to sound old but things in the past were just better.
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you get what you need. In your case, a course of leaches from the local barber surgeon to balance your humours

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

rotor posted:

please be respectful of my boundaries and do not post about my vital bodily humours
Oof, sounds like someone's choleric today

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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rotor posted:

a chinese masseuse once told me I have too much wind in my body and i apologized cause i thought she meant i farted a lot
Which implies that you farted at least once during the massage.

Cochino.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

rotor posted:

i was about half conscious the entire time, my body does what it does
Perhaps you should have put a cork in it, Farty Oldcakes

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

rotor posted:

i think that costs extra
lmao if you don't have an extensive buttplug collection by the time you're 35

I certainly do it's called "yospos"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Please don't pirate from my onlyfans

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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duz posted:

pro usernames

Okay guys stop doxing me right now 😡

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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I SAID STOP

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Aug 6, 2021

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Cat Face Joe posted:

i was at a manufacturing plant and one of the machines had a huge button that said "BUTT JAMMER" but i wasn't able to get a pic
I'm gonna need the address of this factory pls

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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echinopsis posted:

can’t work out what number from the bristol still chart this looks the most like
Turn on your monitor and google it

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

PokeJoe posted:

idk how much you're supposed to whip a horse. the only time I rode one they told me I wasn't whipping it enough and that's why it wasn't listening to me
Yeah, gently caress those guys. Don't abuse animals.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I grew up around them and was badly injured more than once and frankly they're just too loving dumb to safely be that strong, but I don't approve of causing pain to a creature to get what you want out of it.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

DrPossum posted:

what is a horse even
it's a piece of gymnasium equipment

with a huge dick

AnimeIsTrash posted:

i'll fight anyone smaller than me
Okay but I can probably whip your rear end

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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EIDE Van Hagar posted:


“horse in a hole"
FULL-GROWN NOT A FOAL
IT JUST FELL IN
WHILE TAKING A STROLL

They taught you all the ways to prance
You're gonna die thinking about ants

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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EIDE Van Hagar posted:

yeah this is my equestrian themed NIN cover band we’re called “pretty horse machine”
March of the nags
Horsefuckers, Inc (Pence Remix)
The Hand That Gets Bitten By a Big Dumb rear end in a top hat
Something I Can Never Think Of
Happiness in Livery
Maresy

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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The Sneed that Feeds

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Standing in the bathroom with my wiener in my hand
Staring at my phone
Pulling on my gland

Staring at a picture
Of a very pregnant Shrek
Loofah up by butt
Belt 'round my neck

Palm and five
Are numb
I did The Stranger
Crankin my hog raw

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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FMguru posted:

latest horsechat development:


Mongo Jerry

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Mlym

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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:j:



Ellie Crabcakes
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Nuts and Gum posted:

most people, myself included, only consume media. having a project you work on that creates something, even if it is just for you, is pretty cool IMO.
That's how I feel about my years-long passion project, Blacula Goes to the Paper Chase.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

echinopsis posted:

like what you said it’s possibly true, but doesn’t mean you shouldn’t consider that there may be a better way to spend your time, doing something you won’t regret.
The funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret the things you have done than to regret the things you haven't done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend would you be sure and tell her satan

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sagebrush posted:

as my grandpa used to say, "it's better to poo poo your pants than die of constipation."
I would simply use a toilet

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

PokeJoe posted:

steve jobs is already in there
If you think i wouldn't drop a log on steve jobs' feet you haven't been paying attention

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Depends on what I've been eating but sometimes 🤷🏻‍♀️

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