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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave








And that's why my wife doesn't ask me what I'm thinking about anymore

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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

https://twitter.com/VICE/status/622431931456729088

Never forget this absolute legend

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I belive you find a solution the drug dissolves in and then measure it out by liquid volume :sci101:

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

echinopsis posted:

what’s wrong with degenerate

It's pretty good but reprobate is better.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

hello kitty fairy

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


First of all, it's the wrong color.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


Tomato juice is bullshit

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Achmed Jones posted:

my friend, her boyfriend, his entire family, and her dog all died from CO poisoning when i was in college. i do not gently caress around with CO.

Smoke detectors too. We had 4 people die on our street last year in fire. :nms: including my 6 year old's friend Check your smoke alarms.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Hell if you want dome just come over to my place

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us3pCHd8PLs

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsod377Snpk

I just realized there's zero difference between the content Paul watches here and what's on Tiktok ~15 years later

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Midjack posted:

yeah that poo poo sucks. getting "not a good time for me to be dating" and then two weeks later see them eating someone else's face outside the place we were going to go on our next date, just real good feels in that scenario.

Once I got dumped bc her therapist told her she shouldn't be dating anyone. Three days later I registered for OKCupid and she was my very first match, so I immediately closed my account.

That's literally my only online dating experience.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Achmed Jones posted:

the number of people itt taking whatever somebody says as their dont-hurt-this-persons-feelings reason as Serious Truth is funny a f

I didn't figure that part out until I was in my mid-late 20s.

No, I wasn't very good at dating why do you ask

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Cat Face Joe posted:

i once went on a date with a woman and then a few years later ended up marrying her

Same and we're still married. I miss going on dates with her though. And to parties. We used to have a trademark couples move where we'd bring a bottle of tequila to a house party and drink the whole thing.

Goddamn covid

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Corla Plankun posted:

first thing i did at my job with teams was write an auto hotkey script that kept my computer permanently awake by jiggling the mouse every 59 seconds

I thought about doing this when we got Teams but if they think they can find someone else to do my job for my salary, I'll happily take a package and become semiretired so gently caress it

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


i stan for crypto, therefore i am

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Coinscape: Torment

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BADk7n0x6A

One of the coolest documentaries I've seen in last 5 years.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I'm not a Frasier fan, but I do love the legend that Kelsey Grammer was completely shitfaced on booze and pills on set 100% of the time and would only snap out of it and into character when the director yelled 'ACTION.'

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


Happy 126th birthday to the immortal lich God George Burns!

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


I saw them twice and the lead singer was so drunk he puked all over himself on stage both times

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I watched The Life Aquatic again recently and Bud Cort is hilarious in that movie.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave



Look out here come my posts

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Agile Vector posted:

apparently they do stack poo poo that high :eyepoop:

:golfclap:

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

good luck finding an army garden hose that isn't stretched the gently caress out

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

echinopsis posted:

are american toilets weird or something


i don’t think i’ve come across a blocked toilet in my life

It's diet.

I used to eat a terrible diet full of hollow carbs (potato chips and beer daily) and I had a lot of clogged toilet problems.

I (mostly) gave those things up for gluten allergy reasons and I haven't stopped up a shitter ever since.


e: spoilered for gross personal details

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Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


GOOD NEWS

CIGARETTE JUICE

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