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PIZZA.BAT)
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very rude of you to be posting my bike without my permission
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Aug 20, 2021 18:01
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duz posted:so a less perverted version of chobits? you know for a fact that whatever real life version of robots we come out with, it's gonna be even hornier and more perverted than we can imagine
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Aug 20, 2021 21:29
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it's going to be a $14k option to access the hole on the Musky robot e; and turbonerds are going to overdraft their accounts on day one on purpose double edit; the hole will also catch on fire and you will have no way of escaping it other than by way of a marble mouthed south african in a sketchy rear end submarine who will call you a pedophile the whole time Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Aug 21, 2021 |
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Aug 21, 2021 07:53
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echinopsis posted:
at first i was like "who the gently caress would by that beer?" then i saw it was you echopenis and i was like "oh yeah, there are foreigners who would probably actually find that hilarious rather than seriously depressing" there's a few beers with chud names that i've stayed away from the past 5 years
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Aug 21, 2021 08:21
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echinopsis posted:what the gently caress lol I didn’t buy it because I thought it funny i didn't mean that like you personally would extract enjoyment from the chud factor, more like "i've been living with 'Murica branding poo poo since 9/11 and i haven't bought one yet, a kiwi buying one as a laugh makes sense tho"
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Aug 21, 2021 09:23
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aaaaah that's giving me some weird vertigo
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Aug 22, 2021 00:10
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future mrs LT was not amused by the video but i thought it loving ruled
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Aug 22, 2021 05:53
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just lol if you havent stuck a camera up your rear end on your own for your only fans account pretty sure my mom overheard me say "let me go pull this out of my rear end" last night
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Aug 23, 2021 07:17
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:Nowadays they send you a little kit where you dip a stick in your poop and then you seal said stick up and mail it back to them. No more camera up the butt unless that comes in positive for something that they search for. this is disappointing, i was really looking forward to that moment in my life.
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Aug 23, 2021 19:27
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FMguru posted:"mong" is another colorful british insult that covers much the same territory which is almost worst because it's short for Mongoloid. the Brits thought all Asians were inherently stupid
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Aug 27, 2021 17:04
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:i don't know why but i started reading this with a foghorn leghorn accent i like degenerate but that's because i like to think of myself as one in the modern terms
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Aug 28, 2021 02:08
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
hey that was my first car. not that exact one but that model car was a project car my dad bought me when i was 12. it never got past ripping it apart though because we found insane amounts of frame rust and someone also hit the driver's door while it was open and twisted the poo poo out of the A pillar i probably would have died if that was my first car though because i drove like a loving maniac and hit a tree twice. airbags and seatbelts are good folks
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Aug 28, 2021 04:05
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this is true but also not quite correct. you see inside every machine is some magic smoke and if you accidentally let the magic smoke escape, your poo poo no longer works this is actually how my dad explained electronics to me when i was like 6 and he hosed up repairing something electrical Large Testicles fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Aug 28, 2021 |
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Aug 28, 2021 18:55
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KoRMaK posted:just wanna be clear, that dude is holding his mom's dildo barehanded? it's an actual carrot. so it might still be his mom's dildo but it's meant to be food
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Aug 31, 2021 02:27
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Sep 3, 2021 02:59
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this thrills the lobster
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Sep 3, 2021 15:22
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KoRMaK posted:freckled white bicept and a couple brown biceps all clasping hands i wonder when exactly it was that america took over the World Wide Most Hated Champion belt over the brits
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Sep 3, 2021 21:35
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you dont need a full moon to do any of those though
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Sep 4, 2021 17:04
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mediaphage posted:so many things about this are hosed up and weird. is the sign a photoshop? the professional cuck
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Sep 4, 2021 22:56
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Jonny 290 posted:extremely 37-45 yosposter energy: you have either enlisted help, or been enlisted to help, a sony wega get moved at least once my dad had the biggest wega at the time. that fucker was a good 200lbs. i got it in my parent's divorce and took it out to the back 40 and ended it with a rock through the tube. motherfucker sounded like a grenade went off and we had the cops called
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Sep 5, 2021 08:56
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Nuts and Gum posted:Thanks for the info all! I tried to do it a few times in my early 20's, made a few 2 second clips and it was so loving painful I just gave up. First by manipulating a doll and then moving to the camera to click the screenshot button (which was maybe 480p?) on a camcorder, then tried with a dslr but uploading all those photos and doing batch manipulation required either some scripting knowledge or paying for something. oh the good old days. you could do it now with just a gopro set to take a picture every so many seconds on the video capture side of things video editing on the other hand still requires a half decent computer, maybe not so much with 1080 but 4k poo poo still hurts my ryzen7/3070 combo
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Sep 7, 2021 06:18
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it’s literally “gently caress you baltimore! :the show”
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Sep 8, 2021 01:35
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Lake of Methane posted:There is a button for killjoys and other people who shouldn't be there to turn it off. like i get it, but the last time i went through there i was high as a kite and the person i was with hit the button just to gently caress with me
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Sep 9, 2021 07:02
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akadajet posted:I’m fine with melting down assault rifles into dumb useless fantasy swords yeah, that's the only cool thing about it. it's a dorky rear end sword tho
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Sep 14, 2021 18:13
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ChubbyChecker posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitty_Fisher was probably the first rotor knew her too
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Sep 15, 2021 18:59
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what is this, a meme for ants?
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Sep 18, 2021 00:33
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Hiram Grewgious posted:america has plenty of tasty food, some of it spicy, and it's hosed up to equate "american" with "midwestern white" the only "american" food that i can think of that's spicy would be like hot wings. every other spicy dish i can think of that you can get in america isn't "american"
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Sep 18, 2021 19:58
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Radio Paranoia posted:incredible thread BARON'S POSTING THRONE
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Sep 21, 2021 23:27
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
they call it the x rocker cause there will be no loving going on on top of that thing
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Sep 23, 2021 18:44
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Single Male Transfer Protocol What is a Tesla
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Sep 23, 2021 21:57
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can i get a cat wobble?
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Sep 24, 2021 00:31
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:you're probably using the wrong kinda usb fluid. It's all synthetic these days, using tge older sort will cause your dongles to lock up you’re telling them to gently caress their computer aren’t you?
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Sep 25, 2021 08:03
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graph posted:jeez also back then i was a mod of a big hotline server, met a bunch of people irl, one of them was the demo person for kpt goo, i bought terminal velocity and and a boxed ambrosia game (ares?). got to play a beta of marathon 2 durandal lan match booth thing too. good times terminal velocity whipped rear end
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Sep 25, 2021 08:59
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President Beep posted:what’s the branch pointing northeast in the indian ocean for? idk exactly where they are so i could be making an rear end of myself but The Maldives?
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Sep 27, 2021 22:48
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:BARON'S HUMILIATING TERMINATION FROM CNN how could a skellington show hog?
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Sep 29, 2021 17:06
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Jonny 290 posted:its NOS ok, i wasn't sold on it at first, but this lil tidbit makes me want it now
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Oct 1, 2021 19:55
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this one is the most realistic video game screen to me, it looks like a mix between goldeneye and gta5. you have the high def dash with high rendered hands on the steering wheel, and then the dude you're running over has cloud's fists
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Oct 5, 2021 09:42
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RokosCockatrice posted:what a yospos logo needs to be green and black
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Oct 9, 2021 04:34
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porn and a sandwich out in public is a power move, although only she could do it
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Oct 10, 2021 19:49
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I would vote for anyone who ran on the platform of abolishing daylight savings Trump has found his new voting bloc
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Oct 13, 2021 00:59
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