YOSPOS images thread 1.7: You Will (Not) Text-Only Post

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Reposting

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 13:28

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 12:34

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Action Jacktion posted:

here's how the Transformers wiki describes his death in their 'on this day' feature:

lmfao

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 23:07

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Sombrerotron posted:

Are there more this than just the two photos?

Video Nasty fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Jul 30, 2021

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 21:59

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 15:14

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Lake of Methane posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX0hz18QiP0

https://i.imgur.com/dZ4uunx.mp4

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 14:45

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Found a new good account to follow :kimchi:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1423121448122654724

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 19:02

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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 14:23

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Ruddha posted:

I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than poo poo and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them
in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're still absolutely going to.

Women who are obsessed with horses are just as bad as ones who are obsessed with anything else, but it may be dumber because it's a placeholder for animalistic male sexuality; however, in reality,
it doesn't hold up because dominant male sexual energy is incompatible with horse personality and tendencies because, again, they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, whereas studs
and straight power tops are highly unlikely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness

Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die.

I personally guarantee you a dog will never in this life hear a bee then have a heart attack out of fear, dying.

Babies grow up and that's okay, it's like, sometimes a great meal is worth a lot of prep, for example. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died.

That's understandable, but in the scheme of things it's a fairly low chance. With horses, there is no such thing as a natural death at any point in existence: they've strictly only died from stupid poo poo. Saw water and passed away.Ruddha posted:

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 00:23

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Vintersorg posted:

Wasn't there a sequel or another comic like that about another city in Canada?

Toronto lol

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 21:43

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echinopsis posted:

reminds me
of my favourite joke that i invented

what starts with S and ends with H I T?

Normally, you tell the punchline so people get the joke.

e: image tax

# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 00:23

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echinopsis posted:

idk why gendered terms are lame, they just require thought/effort/awareness

plz no

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# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 05:17

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Chris Knight posted:

Many years ago I took a road trip with my buddy down historic Rt. 66 and halfway to Springfield we came across a rabbit ranch with a gigantic sign that looks like this magnet we got.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 15:19

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echinopsis posted:

i like to make flick books and am making one as we speak

https://twitter.com/i/status/1433797937436536832

# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 00:11

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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

The Advantage fuckin' ruled so hard.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 12:52

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Animal Friend posted:

# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 14:30

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duz posted:

https://i.imgur.com/DIOtsDx.mp4

IT'S A GIRL!!!

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 21:13

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# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 22:14

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Learning how to make a new avatar in Premiere it stinks!

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 01:37

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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 16:00

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I got to pet capybaras in texas and they were cool & chill but I also got to pet a sloth and holy poo poo that dude was just mugging for more pets and carrot sticks. It was awesome.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 00:24

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Zaxxon posted:

dang where in texas was this?

This was at the Sea Quest aquarium in Ft. Worth. They let us go "backstage" and see the shark eggs before they hatched :kimchi:

https://fortworth.visitseaquest.com/

# ¿ Sep 12, 2021 01:32

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Achmed Jones posted:

gently caress yeah book-it

This and the legacy salad bar that they used to have was the best thing ever.

e: man why did all the fast food restaurants have kickass salad bars but now they don't?

Video Nasty fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Sep 14, 2021

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 02:33

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Jonny 290 posted:

source: worked at pizza hut

all depended on time of day. start of each shift we'd load up the deep pans with the dough bits and - this is the key - just straight vegetable oil out of a big pump tank. it's deep fried pizza. i'm not hating. the longer it was since it was panned the better it was. end of day pans were standard 'oh darn somebody ordered this and never picked it up im taking it home' fare.

I worked in the Pizza-Hut-inside-a-Target and all we made were the personal pan pizzas.
They proofed all the dough that would be used for the day overnight in a huge walk-in proofing oven, using a five-shelf cart on wheels.
All the dough was thawed for the next day during the morning shift and eventually moved into the proofing oven. All the proofed dough would sit in the "refrigerator" before being smooshed into the pans and cranked into pizzas.
The "cheese" we had was plastic to the touch and did not resemble the smell of any cheese I've ever sliced at my job at the deli.
The sauce was always spun onto the pizza in a simple spoon method. More than one spoonful was over-using the portions for your shift.
The pepperoni were maybe the only thing on the pizza qualifying as "food" because they were all-pork to my recollection.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 03:00

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alexandriao posted:

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# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 23:53

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Ellie Trashcakes posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjRc8dI6ABk

lmfao

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 02:35

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Jonny 290 posted:

Treat it like a seasoning meat (dice, sizzle up like bacon) and you will be surprised. Just don't eat a cold brick of it, thats grody.

I visited the Spam museum in Minnesota and it was really cool. Lots of genius recipes from cultures around the world.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 21:39

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I've only had Spam twice in my life but both times it was real good and prepared well. The museum opened me up to some interesting new possibilities.
Not the spam & peanut butter cookies though. I don't think I'm that brave.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 00:01

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Achmed Jones posted:

afaik hormel is still evil as gently caress

While yes, the corporation of Hormel is evil, they are rather committed to bringing food to communities that need it.
https://www.hormelfoods.com/responsibility/#communities-the-world

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 00:23

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echinopsis posted:

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 19:43

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When I was a young lad and expressed interest in a motorcycle my father told me a wiser decision would be to purchase a gun and put it to my head.

e: pic tax

Video Nasty fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Oct 13, 2021

# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 17:40

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re: ferry chat, we took Walker on a ferry last year to cross over to Macinac Island and he was NOT enjoying it at all.
https://i.imgur.com/DAiypYk.mp4

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 13:59

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Jonny 290 posted:

Yeah there was a lot of "this game will destroy your life, and you're going to loving love it" vibes going on around then

e:
https://twitter.com/Voodoo_Pork/status/1333832689435205637

# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 14:11

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Light Gun Man posted:

all those 80s and 90s videogame/snack commercials that are like OUR PRODUCT WILL DESTROY YOUR HOUSE / SUMMON WRESTLERS TO BEAT YOU UP AND ALSO DESTROY YOUR HOUSE

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 14:38

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Antigravitas posted:

someone called this non-fungible tolkein :lmao:

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 17:31

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmHuLaSu6oc&t=27s

lmfao the BMW that had to 3-point-turn the hairpin

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 23:22

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GATOS Y VATOS posted:

a couple years back Medicom put out a Sofubi of that Snoopy with the mask and I�m still mad at myself for not getting one

holy poo poo

# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 22:55

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Ellie Trashcakes posted:

I don't think I ever saw that one, just House 2.

Fun fact, I once had to explain what teabagging was to George Wendt.

https://twitter.com/jimprov/status/1429988056552124417

# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 23:22

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ChubbyChecker posted:

"that internet is so you" is probably one of the worst burns in existence

idk man my internet is mostly Burger King parking lot fights

# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 13:45

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psiox posted:

i always wanted to visit colorado in the pre-plague days but i figure it's like everywhere else i've ever lived: there's the One Good Part and then nearly everywhere else is backwater confederate flag-waving trash with a 'jesus saves' sign on every lovely store

The one time I visited Denver I got to see the aquarium and participate in a blunt circle in the parking lot of the super8 or whatever I was staying at. It was nice. The only billboard I remember seeing just said GROW LIGHTS in the GOT MILK font

# ¿ Nov 3, 2021 20:53

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