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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
this is the only official x-files fax modem I will accept

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

hexin' and sexin' is all I crave

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I don't wonder, I used communicator

lol at IE having more users than edge in 2019 though

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I'm too city to know what that means

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I, too, want my house to look like someone's office in a new deus ex game

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
you've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
did the guy who named all the birds move on to fish

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
a push button that you could run both the bare wires into costs literally five cents, just fyi

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

in the fabs i worked in these all had “EMO” written on them for emergency off, but I liked to think that people hit them when they get a case of the feels.

the button to hit when the machine just can't anymore

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
came in 60 seconds

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
why is humans giving each other rides called piggyback

no one rides actual pigs

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Progressive JPEG posted:

same, cliff, same

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I'm database user "tangopapa"

I’m count votes.sql

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

KoRMaK posted:

jesus, to go back and live in '99

it was a great time to party, yeah

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

how did this guy get a job in the twitter datacenter

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

ADINSX posted:

He busts it, sure

I thought you call the mechanic when you bust a nut because he can handle nuts without them busting

tantric auto repair

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

duz posted:

earth
(garbage
planet)

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

SA's unequivocal GOTY for the year of COVID

disco elysium was goty 2019, goty 2020 was hades

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

seems a little soon to restart daft punk

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the tesla robot is switched on and runs over and starts punching the poo poo out of a firetruck

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
heading to the turkish place across the street to nab some sweet keebs

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
folcks

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
this is how they do it today

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1e_OdUzBeY

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
it’s a show about how hosed Baltimore is on every level, masquerading as a police procedural

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the streets are hosed, labor is hosed, education is hosed, politics is hosed, the media is hosed. might not be the correct order

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

SenatorIvy posted:

It's a shame, he was a great actor. The Wire is a great show but depressing as gently caress overall. A lot of people can't get past McNulty being a dumbfuck most of the time, but if you do it's a great show. I maintain that the stevedores season is the best one overall. I feel like a lot of people years ago were on some "this season is crap" poo poo but they were wrong and I hate them.

a lot of people thought it was going to be 5 seasons of cops vs drug dealers but it’s more holistic than that. every part of Baltimore is hosed because every part of Baltimore is loving every other part

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
clearly I'm the gas discharge region

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Antlerhill posted:

barons unforgettable summer

weekend at baronie's

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

RokosCockatrice posted:

it was disappointing to grow up and for hard liquor to not universally have XXX or skull and crossbones on them

and to get paid with a small slip of paper or auto deposit notification and not a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
has anyone figured out what nerd franchise the design is from

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sagebrush posted:

the metaphor is "swords into ploughshares." what is the message she's trying to convey by turning one weapon into another weapon

the slow blade penetrates the shield

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
bonk

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

"Hey chief, what do we do with this vehicle that was just involved in a fatality?"

"I dunno, throw it in a field somewhere."

why, was there no convenient payday loan place

e: gently caress

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Agile Vector posted:

there's a lot to unpack here

sensible chuckle

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
the swedish bookshop scene is one of the best bits of physical comedy in movie history

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

A home is a boomer social construct that existed before we had THE POD

what is a home but a pod with a ton of wasted space

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Hiram Grewgious posted:

oh i see. they have little one-person booths at google, too. they're for meetings because open offices are dumb, so it's kind of a dick move to take a video call at your desk

but those amazon booths really do seem to be "go here to cry" spaces. jfc

cry, piss, jerk, really they're just general fluid emission spaces

you can probably smell them from ten yards with the door closed

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
pointcast was temporarily replaced by RSS before google murdered it

sarcastx posted:

Kinda like below, except that it came in from out-of-frame, did a 180, and left again.

why, did it see an xbox 180

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sombrerotron posted:

anyway here's a car(?)



saw this irl, it's on display at the detroit institute of art right now. ford probe IV concept car

haveblue fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Sep 26, 2021

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
happy beefday to you too

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