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EorayMel

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!



"Who is Monica?"

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nut


i will die before i tell u mr. gnome

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gb vanisher for summer

Chinatown

~*Suck My Balls*~

sorry i dont gnome her

Burrito Based Life Form

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


“what are you gonna do, gnome?!?”



THE HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

google THIS



Lawn Order :doink:

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




you agreed to this situation you little bastard and now you're gonna pull a gun on me?

Areola Grande



bad guy



Chinatown posted:

sorry i dont gnome her

i hope he shoots you in the kneecaps before he shoots you in the head, for this post

bad guy



it's probably a lot easier for him to shoot you in the kneecaps, because, well, you know.

Luvcow




so no one told you life was gonna be this way

Ventral EggSac



drat must be one of the gnomes from Ross' museum that escaped and is looking for revenge

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Luvcow posted:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

:perfect:



Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

I can tell you're having a real hard time right now, but a gnome sized gun isn't going to solve your problems. You wanna smoke some weed and talk about it, friend?



im_sorry

(9999)

Mr. Gnome loving rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKkhcHf_i3A

Prof. Crocodile



That gnome is going to break his arm holding a rifle like that. Should probably stick to magic acorns or hoopacs or whatever.


thanks to nesamdoom for this spooktacular sig!

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

I swear I thought she was a garden gnome! I SWEAR! ImPlease don’t shoot!


Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Just end it gnome. Just put me down like a dog. I'm so tired Mr. Gnome. Just pull the trigger and let Monica walk.

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cruft



What's that thing shoot, maybe a 0.5mm bullet?

Go ahead, Mr. Gnome. Do your worst. You'll never learn anything about Monica with tiny threats.

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Don't you get it gnome?

You are Monica! You always were!

nut


Code Jockey posted:

Don't you get it gnome?

You are Monica! You always were!

i'm not crying im not crying im not crying

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gb vanisher for summer

Ventral EggSac




Wargnomer 40k SpaceGnorine

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360 gnoscope

Prof. Crocodile



google THIS posted:

360 gnoscope


thanks to nesamdoom for this spooktacular sig!

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




google THIS posted:

360 gnoscope

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


EorayMel posted:

"Who is Monica?"





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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


no no no, you misunderstand. i said i found an ad on craigslist for a cheap harmonica

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




canyoneer posted:

no no no, you misunderstand. i said i found an ad on craigslist for a cheap harmonica

alnilam



Chinatown posted:

sorry i dont gnome her



ty manifisto :byob1:

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Chinatown posted:

sorry i dont gnome her

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


If a gnome stands their ground is that the entire lawn, or just the area immediately around them? Sorry, I'm not well versed in Garden Law.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I know I shouldn't be surprised to see that David has ended up like this. The last time I talked to him he showed me his new Glock and went on a long rambling rant about trolls. We'd already been drifting apart due to his increasingly fringe beliefs, but after that, I knew any chance at a friendship was over. Still, seeing him like this, as part of the militia group The Minute
Men is a real shock. This joke only works if you read minute with a long "u" sound as in extremely small.

Code Jockey

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




No seriously I get it you're tired of people treading on you, but come on

you're so short

no no I'm not saying that's a bad thing, just that you need to be realistic in your expectations of others, you know?

Stoner Sloth



gnome retreat, gnome surrender

bad guy



google THIS posted:

360 gnoscope

keep making posts like this, i'm putting them in a big scary looking old book and when i'm done i will be able to destroy the world

bad guy



actually that's not a gun, it's a rifle, op

cruft



not much, gnome, what's up with you?

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Gnome, AK

google THIS




:vince:

alnilam





ty manifisto :byob1:

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screaming towards the future


one time a city slicker was driving in the country, and came across a little dive bar tucked in the holler.

"what the hell," he figured, and decided to stop in for a beer.

as he's drinking his beer, a spindly old mountain coot in bib overalls, a long white beard, and a trilby with at least two bullet holes in it sidels up next to him and offers him a jar full of clear liquid. "go ahead and take yerself a swig!" the city slicker politely declines, as the fumes coming off the jar were harsh enough to strip paint.

the old coot wasn't having it. "c'mon, take a drink!" the city slicker wasn't having none of it either. they go back and forth like this for a few times when the coot whips out a pistol and points it in the slicker's face

"goddamnit, i said take a drink."

"...you know what, i am a bit parched," said the slicker and took a drink with a somewhat unsteady hand. the next five minutes were spent by the slicker coughing and retching over the first, worst, and ultimately last sip of moonshine he ever had in his life. when he finally regains his composure, he looked at the coot and said "that was the nastiest cat piss I've ever tasted!"

the old man beamed and said "i know, right? here, now you hold the gun on me and make me drink it!"

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