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Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

where guests are encouraged to talk during the movie, but if their comments suck, the other guests can boo and ask that they be kicked out.

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GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

"We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time."

https://soundcloud.com/phatcapbeats/yall-ready-for-this-space-jam-song-phatcap-trap-remix?in=anicerobe/sets/you-should-fucking-duck-when


The idea that someone would pay for that privilege seems a little far fetched to me, OP

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012


I like it i’ll back it lets cut the “movie” poo poo though, keep the soda fountains, roundtable the chairs and glue people to them. Only way out is to get booed out but then you dont get prizes. Final 4 get toilet chairs.

I like the way you think opq

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Sorry, I forgot to say it's a porn theater.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

First and foremost you need to decide what your policy is regarding guests masturbating in the theatre because you will have a lot of that.

E: well gently caress

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



I'll go if u show the karate kid

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003

by Hand Knit


Can I be an usher i will work for cheap

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

vandalism posted:

Can I be an usher i will work for cheap
Are you ambidextrous?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Spaghett posted:

Sorry, I forgot to say it's a porn theater.

https://i.imgur.com/tX5qkBK.mp4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG
GANG TAG


Ultra Carp

Spaghett posted:

Sorry, I forgot to say it's a porn theater.

Doobie's Hog House

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

vandalism posted:

Can I be an usher i will work for cheap

Sure.


Yo, where's the version with sound?
Edit: found it

Edit:

The Bloop posted:

Doobie's Hog House

lol

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfR3BeAbl8

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




I want to start a theater where everyone cornholes each other while watching Marvek movies.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

bird with big dick posted:

I want to start a theater where everyone cornholes each other while watching Marvek movies.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/982211001/marvel-bookmarks

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


What debut film can we look forward to on opening day, OP?

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Meme Poker Party posted:

What debut film can we look forward to on opening day, OP?

I figured we could watch Tenet or something like that. Y'all like Nolan?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ugh too gauche. Can we watch something with a little more gravitas like that 12 hour black and white movie of the director filming himself sleep?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Spaghett posted:

I figured we could watch Tenet or something like that. Y'all like Nolan?

You said this was going to be a porn theater! I've been tricked!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001






Yams Fan

Spaghett posted:

where guests are encouraged to talk during the movie, but if their comments suck, the other guests can boo and ask that they be kicked out.

My college had a theater on campus and it was basically this. Well, you couldn't ask that someone be kicked out, but people would talk and joke through every movie and if you were just annoying and not funny some giant sports guy would eventually yell "SHUT THE gently caress UP"

(edit) it was not a porn theater

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Meme Poker Party posted:

You said this was going to be a porn theater! I've been tricked!

Cinematic pornography is pornography. Are you not jerking it to the cinematography?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Every theater is a porn theater in potentia

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

I don't care what movies are playing on the screen as long as the ushers are jerking me off.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Giraffe posted:

I don't care what movies are playing on the screen as long as the ushers are jerking me off.

Usher isn't going to jerk you off. We're not in Vegas.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

A theater with its own r word masturbators, now that's a thought

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Colonel Cancer posted:

A theater with its own r word masturbators, now that's a thought

My posts are lovely, but yours live up to your name. Take a hint from Limbaugh, eh?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Will the other patrons make fun of my penis size? :ohdear:

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Pawn 17 posted:

Will the other patrons make fun of my penis size? :ohdear:

Only if you ask them to.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






im going to jack everyone off

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


why not let the guests kick bad hecklers out themselves

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



I want a theater that runs old horror movies.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

You're opening up a jerkoff theater and the first movie isn't Pee Wee's Big Adventure? This is loving amateur hour.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



You know there's probably something in a twitch stream that mixes in a public discord voice channel admined by a bot that only enables voice for one person at a time, and reads votes from twitch chat to decide to kickban the current voice

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves



Pawn 17 posted:

Will the other patrons make fun of my penis size? :ohdear:

That will be one of the trivia questions.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!


StarkRavingMad posted:

My college had a theater on campus and it was basically this. Well, you couldn't ask that someone be kicked out, but people would talk and joke through every movie and if you were just annoying and not funny some giant sports guy would eventually yell "SHUT THE gently caress UP"

(edit) it was not a porn theater

Wow this sounds extremely cool and hip and like your parents totally wouldn't get it I bet it was super rad AND they showed movies you TOTALLY wouldn't normally see late at night even

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008




Play Runaway Midget (Midget in a suitcase) OP then I will go.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Will it have beer? Sounds like a good way to get away from my BITCH wife and drat kids.


edit: seriously, though, last night I got drunk while playing Tower Unite and watched a bootleg copy of Coraline that someone was playing in one of the in-game theaters and it wasn't dissimilar from this.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




nunsexmonkrock posted:

Play Runaway Midget (Midget in a suitcase) OP then I will go.

theyre called little people rear end in a top hat

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

super sweet best pal posted:

I want a theater that runs old horror movies.

Yo same though. But maybe it's actually just a bar.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



I'm in the theater screaming in agony during the performance

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4HTxmqNTCY

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