MLB Week 17 GDT: Sell it all the team is ass

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

This Mariners game is not gonna be pretty lmao

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 03:20

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:33

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Lmao 5-0

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 03:21

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I like how he hit a home run off a jammed short swing.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 03:23

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

It's cool to see the second time through the lineup in the second inning

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 03:42

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kirios posted:

Hey M's fans how has Kelenic been since coming back up?

He was hitting below .100 last I checked? Not Good.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 04:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mariners home announcers can't help but compliment Altuve lmfao

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 04:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Fuckin Cal Fuckin Raleigh

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 04:39

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kirios posted:

Maybe people are starting to get over their hate boner for him. Not healthy imo.

Sometimes I wish I had a home announcing team like Boston where they just poo poo talk the other team and take no prisoners

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 04:43

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

https://dodgerblue.com/mlb-ftx-announce-long-term-global-partnership/2021/06/28/

Lmao it's crypto

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 04:45

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

duomo posted:

they also bumped the memorial patches for deceased umpires from their shoulders so they could stick a second FTX one on there

That's the crypt part of cryptocurrency. It's still there.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 04:50

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kyle fuckin Seager

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 05:20

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kyle Seager is the only player on this roster who was on the team for the last time the Mariners collapse after the break (and that was when they were in a "it's a lock Jerry!" situation).

And he's here for it again.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 05:22

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

They fuckin better

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 05:57

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Intruder posted:

Love to pitch around a player with an OPS+ of 5 (yes I know this isn't really representative of Kelenic but it's funny ok)

He should be on base with a walk.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 06:37

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Oh he got his walk. Nice. Rally time.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 06:39

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Get out your rye bread baby

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 06:48

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Raley seems unsettled

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 06:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Lol they tossed him. Ahahahaha

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 06:52

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

JP looks safe to me

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 06:56

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

They are penciling it in for mid August but things may slide left.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 08:52

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Okay so it's the same bullshit as yesterday

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 03:20

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Oh no me either.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 03:21

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Yeah they're not talking about it at all

Is Toro in the lineup

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 03:32

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Lmao wtf that is a fly ball on steroids

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 03:37

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Lmao flexen is getting flexed on

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 04:21

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Intruder posted:

Oh the Mariners cheaty pitcher is back, imagine putting a cheater on the field smh

Lol stay mad

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 04:46

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I'm in the same boat where I'm not mad and actually am laughing.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 04:47

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Intruder posted:

I recommend chilling out a little personally

True and fair.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 05:01

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Pungry posted:

I do not foresee the Mariners coming back from down 4 in the bottom of the ninth, but it sure would be funny if they did!

I'm interested in this possibility.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 06:21

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kelenic's patience is developing at least

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 06:24

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lmao Toro was warming up and the booth is like "oh he's a new guy..."

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 06:24

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

LMFAO HE GAVE IT A CANSECO RIDE

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 06:25

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:33

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

let's fuckin goooooo

# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 06:30

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