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Literally A Person posted:Say what you will about, OP. They aren't near as bad as poor Ricki. An accomplishment is an accomplishment.
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shocked and dismayed to see that this j4g intro thread has become the latest beachhead in the 'pooping at work' forever war.
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Prof. Crocodile posted:shocked and dismayed to see that this j4g intro thread has become the latest beachhead in the 'pooping at work' forever war. In all seriousness.. I am very much for pooping at work.
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Atlas_Quinn posted:In all seriousness.. I am very much for pooping at work. 
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Jul 28, 2021 18:21
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Atlas_Quinn posted:In all seriousness.. I am very much for pooping at work. I'm sorry I doubted you op, you're cool
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Atlas_Quinn posted:I was told to come here and do a nice intro.. And since I am a lemming, I'm here to walk off the cliff.... Congrats on this VB Day, may you forever swarm and hear the lamentation of their women. Btw, I told the other j4g goon that they have to suck everyone's dick, so you're off the hook P.S. the dick sucking thing is not real, I made that up. Unless....? *cough*
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is there a joke im missing here or is this a real new goon
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Aug 3, 2021 01:52
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Hello I知 here about the dick sucking?
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hbag posted:is there a joke im missing here or is this a real new goon real honest to God j4g in 2021. Apparently, there has been a year long war going on between goons and, well, everyone else in EVE and tonight was a decisive victory for goondom https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3953363
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:real honest to God j4g in 2021. Apparently, there has been a year long war going on between goons and, well, everyone else in EVE and tonight was a decisive victory for goondom i have never been anywhere near eve but somehow they made a spreadsheet simulator look fun
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Yeah and it's a total loving trap. You see all the fun stuff and hear the spy stories and poo poo and you're like oh poo poo I want in. It isn't that. It is spreadsheets and it sucks.
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syntaxfunction posted:Yeah and it's a total loving trap. You see all the fun stuff and hear the spy stories and poo poo and you're like oh poo poo I want in. It isn't that. It is spreadsheets and it sucks. yeah i figured my dad said that wow, on the other hand, is apparently pretty fun if youre in a guild
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hello I知 here about the dick sucking? Ok, what kind of credentials do you have? I accept a minimum master's degree in knob slobbery.
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Ok, what kind of credentials do you have? I accept a minimum master's degree in knob slobbery. I知 a shift manager at the dick sucking factory
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I知 a shift manager at the dick sucking factory I may have to make an exception *sweats profusely*
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hbag posted:is there a joke im missing here or is this a real new goon I'ma real boy!
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syntaxfunction posted:Yeah and it's a total loving trap. You see all the fun stuff and hear the spy stories and poo poo and you're like oh poo poo I want in. It isn't that. It is spreadsheets and it sucks. But if you love spreadsheets.. it's heaven! I look forward to the moments at work where I can break out some excel code and make some new formulas!
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Congrats on this VB Day, may you forever swarm and hear the lamentation of their women. Cheers mate! And I appreciate your phallic honesty.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I知 a shift manager at the dick sucking factory Don't tell me you work at the legendary Fellatio Factory in Philly?! I've always wanted to go, but I couldn't erect the courage to satisfy the admissions fee. Atlas_Quinn fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Aug 4, 2021 |
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Aug 4, 2021 11:21
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Did they let you in the spaceship club op
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Aug 4, 2021 13:53
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Atlas_Quinn posted:Don't tell me you work at the legendary Fellatio Factory in Philly?!  The Fellatio Factory is Philly is second only to the King of Jeans in Philly. Where the lovely shirtless greaser is tongue kissing a hooker in the street.
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Pimpcasso posted:Did they let you in the spaceship club op Nah, I'm not cool enough yet.
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Lol at eve wannabees who pay 10bux and not getting admitted instead of joining karmafleet for free
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judging from his first few posts he completely misjudged the tone of the entire forum then again i made my first post in fyad so i cant really talk
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Aug 6, 2021 15:33
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Get the jab, op
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hbag posted:judging from his first few posts he completely misjudged the tone of the entire forum It was a joke, but both fyad and gbs thought it would be funnier to accept you  nobody wants to be eve vetting procedure
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I'm going to rip my dick off op
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Atlas tugged. Amirite?
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OP, I'm curious, how does one become hooked on a game that's basically a spreadsheet in tbis year of our Lord 2021? Were you promised sex? Please describe the indoctrination process.
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Okay, who bumped this garbage?
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Literally A Person posted:Okay, who bumped this garbage? It was you, dad! This is why mum got a divorce. And she was right!
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Literally A Person posted:Okay, who bumped this garbage? It was you!
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Literally A Person posted:Okay, who bumped this garbage? I bumped it because Ivwanted to be able to find this post later Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP I sucked the poo poo out of a tuber, root straight out the ground I was sucking it the freak off in public at the local fungi collective. You wouldn't have believed how people reacted. They were astonished. There I was, sucking this tuber, freaking sucking, slobbing, slorping, glorping, florping, gasping and grasping on this tuber. Going to town like they say, if you understand. Little did I know this inspired a great tuber suck-off. People started going at it with the tubers all around, there were men, women, enbies all sucking on tubers like crazy people. They were nuts, toys in the attic, totally cuckoo. I started screaming because it hit my head like a ton of hammers and bricks and cement that I had started all this. It was me spit shining the everloving freaking crap out of some tuber shaft that got these people going. I mean really going OP, every tuber there had an inch of slobber caked over them, people were splarting their sputum on those tubers like lunatics. I started hyperventilating cause I knew I had to get out of there, the tuber-suck-lust was too intense, it was like a mirror held up to me. I didn't realize how randy I must have looked when I was sucking tubers my own self. Now I saw yonder folk vacuuming the gunk out of tuber dick like nutties and it just looked crazy to me, unbelievable OP. I started pushing people over. They yelled in protest and I saw some of them with vomit and spewage running down their shirts because they got so passionate, so into tuber fellatio that they were gagging their very own throats and barfing because their gag reflex was mundo no bueno OP. You wouldn't have believed it if you saw it. Anyway all those dead people are the reason I'm posting this to you from prison.
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The Scientist posted:I bumped it because Ivwanted to be able to find this post later It is one hell of a post.
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