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It's jock, goth, nerd and cool guy houses
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Yaldabaoth posted:The only message to take away from Harry Potter and any other young adult novel is "You, the reader, are a special snowflake just like the main character and anyone who disagrees with you on anything is evil and will burn in Hell". Yeah we really need to beat the idea that they're worthless shits that won't amount to nothing into are kids earlier in life, this shouldn't be a revelation in their 20s or 30s or god forbid during the "midlife crisis"
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Hey, tobacco kills. For every aged wizard puffing on a pipe as long as they're tall, there's like 9 dead youngsters
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vaginite posted:There should be a trashy US Southern Harry Potter instead of the up class one we have. Could be like Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireball, etc. like more relatable stuff to the salt of the earth. There's a trashy Russian harry potter where they fly on vacuums and practice necromancy, idk if it helps
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Jul 28, 2021 12:24
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What makes you think wizards get paid at all lol, jobs are just a status symbol.
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Jul 28, 2021 12:59
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Yeah he just had rich parents, that's how you succeed in wizard world. his dead parents made their fortune operating an elf mine
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Jul 28, 2021 13:21
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Wizards capable of changing their biological sex or transforming their bodies entirely with a wave of a wand but somehow stuck with 19th century puritan views
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Jul 28, 2021 15:34
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The editor made her cut out the Muggleborn IRA subplot
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Jul 28, 2021 15:45
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Also I'm not insinuating that McGonnagal is a cat fucker but
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syntaxfunction posted:American Wizard Academy sounds like a klan recruitment centre. Some of those that work curses Are the same that burn crosses 
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FilthyImp posted:The Wizard Congress hasn't elected a Black Animagus in over 200 years! What about Chauncey the Black, the necromancer?!?
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