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HEY!! so glad you could make it! if u wanna just carry your stuff around back and head thru the gate, I’ll meet ya there. come on in, make yourselves at home!! there’s drinks in the cooler, I made sure to stock it with alcoholic AND non-alcoholic beverages so that everyone can hang.  we be grillin !! I also made this pasta salad that is to DIE for. seriously. you’re gonna love it.  jane brought her new boyfriend, uhhhm, Tommy I think he said his name was?? idk, he seems nice enough.  of COURSE, we’ve got these rascals hangin tall all day !! Sami and Pete are great, you’re gonna love them. they also brought their precious dogs with them to chill, please do not steal their floaties :-/    oh, and look, i’m really sorry but there was an incident at the last party where someone’s nephew shat all over the ladder going into the pool so no kids please!!!  anyway ya!! the water’s great, come on in!!
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jul 27, 2021 19:22
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*stands around the grill, ready to take over as grillmaster at a moment's notice* |
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Jul 27, 2021 19:26
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sets my bahn mi sandwich wife down on a pool chair before doing a cannon ball into the pool
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Jul 27, 2021 19:43
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nobody knows. nobody knows that i pinned the ladder making GBS threads on the nephew, and while he's at military camp, i'm still here making GBS threads on ladders |
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Jul 27, 2021 21:49
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FutonForensic posted:nobody knows. nobody knows that i pinned the ladder making GBS threads on the nephew, and while he's at military camp, i'm still here making GBS threads on ladders come on bud, we can all hear you. i’m going to give you a chance to chill but please don’t poo poo on the ladders. or anywhere in the pool!!
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jul 27, 2021 22:07
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*strolls in with a large 80's esque skateboard* gnarly dudes, let's start this bowl sesh. i'm gonna bust a judo air over the diving board-- oh wait. you meant swimming
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Jul 27, 2021 22:21
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skateboarding is perfectly acceptable too, that’s what the lavish and conveniently placed drained pool is for. it’s on the other side of the yard, you can hang !!
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jul 27, 2021 22:42
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has anyone seen my wife?
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Jul 27, 2021 23:30
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this is much better than the basement pool party i went to a few years ago. |
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Jul 28, 2021 00:14
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heads up... don't drink the water |
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Percy Teatwillow posted:skateboarding is perfectly acceptable too, that’s what the lavish and conveniently placed drained pool is for. it’s on the other side of the yard, you can hang !! hey man, i don't follow the RULES set on me by SOCIETY  *launches from drained pool into full one*
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Jul 28, 2021 00:51
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FutonForensic posted:heads up... don't drink the water i think you dropped this chocolate bar
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Jul 28, 2021 00:59
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I brought my own cue. Shall I break? Oh....do you mind if i grab a beer on the way out? |
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Jul 28, 2021 01:15
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I am not allowed in the pool because I have epilepsy. I shall man the grill. Hope yall like franks
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Jul 28, 2021 01:23
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Wow that was a great sandwich. Bahn mi really is the perfect food for a pool party!
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Jul 28, 2021 02:02
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CANNON BALL |
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FutonForensic posted:nobody knows. nobody knows that i pinned the ladder making GBS threads on the nephew, and while he's at military camp, i'm still here making GBS threads on ladders we all know already, look i even have you saved in my phone as "ladder splatter chad" |
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Jul 28, 2021 04:02
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No it's ok, I like to keep my t-shirt on |
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Jul 28, 2021 06:33
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Armitag3 posted:No it's ok, I like to keep my t-shirt on |
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Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:hey man, i don't follow the RULES set on me by SOCIETY siiiiick Sex Robot posted:I am not allowed in the pool because I have epilepsy. I shall man the grill. Hope yall like franks *gives the world-recognized Greetings, Fellow Griller head nod* |
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Jul 28, 2021 15:37
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I brought a little... surprise! 
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Jul 28, 2021 19:14
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Wow that was a great sandwich. Bahn mi really is the perfect food! FTFY
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Jul 28, 2021 20:05
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thanks deep dish peat moss for drawing dread pirate gunk nugget, and the pineapple goblin 
thanks Saoshyant for the winter sig!
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eating all the bahn mi wives and vigorously applying sunscreen to my pale, supple skin.
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Jul 28, 2021 20:07
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Wow that was a great sandwich. Bahn mi really is the perfect food for a pool party! haha no really where the gently caress did my wife go?
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Jul 28, 2021 20:18
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i think she said she was headed to the bathroom to “freshen up” haha whatever that means anyway she told me to tell you to not go anywhere near that bathroom for at least 20 minutes. so anyway, let me tell you about this cool thing i found. way over here, away from the bathroom. just follow me, friend !!
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Jul 28, 2021 20:23
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Lookin at the pool filter to see what e caught |
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Jul 28, 2021 21:10
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I sharpened my paring knives and I'm ready for this peel party! ....dammit! |
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Buttchocks posted:I sharpened my paring knives and I'm ready for this peel party! ....dammit! better get your “Buttchocks” over to the grill area bud !!
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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