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Driftingmouse
May 26, 2021


https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/joey-jordison-slipknot-dead-1203167/

RIP Former Drummer of Slipknot, Joey Jordison

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

gently caress u bitch!!!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Don't you mean "slip-not-alive"?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019





Corey Taylor rickrolled me once

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008




He died doing what he loved. Being in a lovely band that wore masks.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

Duality fuckin rocks and anyone who doesn't think so is insane


https://youtu.be/6fVE8kSM43I

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981




Jesus!!!!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

It says he died in his sleep

I want to do that so badly when it's my time

Lucky man

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now

He did his time and he wanted out.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Switches Set



Spinz posted:

Duality fuckin rocks and anyone who doesn't think so is insane


https://youtu.be/6fVE8kSM43I

lmao

KonMari DeathMetal
Dec 20, 2009


Thread should be Slip-Not-Alive-Anymore.

It was right there you buffoon.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


OP is either a loving dipshit who can’t take two seconds to come up with a decent pun for the title.

Or he’s a loving moron who struggled for twenty minutes and “Slip-dead” was the most layered, witty comedy gold his smooth brain could come up with.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

OP is either a loving dipshit who can’t take two seconds to come up with a decent pun for the title.

Or he’s a loving moron who struggled for twenty minutes and “Slip-dead” was the most layered, witty comedy gold his smooth brain could come up with.

Now it's funny

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

Slipnot

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Good thing they have two drummers

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


Bloodfart McCoy posted:

OP is either a loving dipshit who can’t take two seconds to come up with a decent pun for the title.

Or he’s a loving moron who struggled for twenty minutes and “Slip-dead” was the most layered, witty comedy gold his smooth brain could come up with.

OP's sense of humor is the same quality as Slipknot's music.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Slipknot alive anymore
Slipknot breathing
Slipknot left this earth

Here's three thread titles that are better than yours OP. do better

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006



He hasn't been in Slipknot since 2013. Some pretty anachronistic "jokes" in here.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

what a dumb rear end thread gently caress you OP

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.


I have never heard a Slipknot song before

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Switches Set



I. M. Gei posted:

I have never heard a Slipknot song before

You’re missing nothing

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006



I don't care about Slipknot or Joey "Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo" Jordinson, but the guitarist in Joey's new band was Jed Simon from Strapping Young Lad which I loved. Hope he'll find something else.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

I. M. Gei posted:

I have never heard a Slipknot song before

I linked the only one I know

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


stratdax posted:

I don't care about Slipknot or Joey "Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo" Jordinson, but the guitarist in Joey's new band was Jed Simon from Strapping Young Lad which I loved. Hope he'll find something else.

Strapping Young Lad was loving great.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Also, apparently mistyping Strapping Young Lad as “syrapping young lad” in Google brings up “guy fucks wife with syrap on” porn.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.



Spinz posted:

Duality fuckin rocks and anyone who doesn't think so is insane


https://youtu.be/6fVE8kSM43I

This is dogshit. Slipknot was to Metal what ICP is to rap; it appeals to white trash and fat asses.

However, Jordison was drat good on drums. RIP duder.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Bloodfart McCoy posted:

OP is either a loving dipshit who can’t take two seconds to come up with a decent pun for the title.

Or he’s a loving moron who struggled for twenty minutes and “Slip-dead” was the most layered, witty comedy gold his smooth brain could come up with.

Harsh but fair.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Also, apparently mistyping Strapping Young Lad as “syrapping young lad” in Google brings up “guy fucks wife with syrap on” porn.

I think this is a result of your search history because I just get stuff about strapping young lad, a band I have never heard of and therefore never searched for.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Weka posted:

I think this is a result of your search history because I just get stuff about strapping young lad, a band I have never heard of and therefore never searched for.

Joke’s on you if you’ve never hosed your wife syrap.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


I never listened to Slipknot that much but I am not enthusiastic about people dying, call me a killjoy.

Freak on a Leash was a banger tho.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010


Weka posted:

I think this is a result of your search history because I just get stuff about strapping young lad, a band I have never heard of and therefore never searched for.

Double posting to point out this chump who doesn't worship Devin Townsend. SYL is amazing, nerd :smug:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I wore out the first Slipknot album from listening to it so much but none of the other releases really jived with me. RIP to a good drummer.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003



He slipped on some nuts

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



My dad took away my slipknot albums when he caught me wearing black nailpolish j/k my dad was actually a nice person and I was more of a rap guy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!


I heard he died of ligma infection after tearing it loving his wife with syrap

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017
NRA shill who thinks homeless people would love to live in migrant border camps. Help me realize I am a bigoted piece of shit.


Rip in peace, guy I've never heard of

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Is Slipknot the band that wears macabre masks and costumes like a Gwar-lite?

I never listened to Slipknot, but I remember seeing a band looking like that around the time.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore


sigher posted:

This is dogshit. Slipknot was to Metal what ICP is to rap; it appeals to white trash and fat asses.

However, Jordison was drat good on drums. RIP duder.

Watch it bucko

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

You Are A Elf posted:

Is Slipknot the band that wears macabre masks and costumes like a Gwar-lite?

I never listened to Slipknot, but I remember seeing a band looking like that around the time.

Maybe you're thinking of Mushroomhead

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Slip naught you phillistines.



Anyway, and then there were 20

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