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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




As a child I used to collect shoehorns. I think it's because I was an only child of a single mother and childcare is expensive. so she had to take me everywhere. The shoe stores were the worst. No other kids around, nothing to play with or read, and I guess at one point I picked up a shoehorn and started fiddling with it, so my mom asked if I could keep it and that became the thing. She shopped for shoes, I got a shoehorn to take home. All of them were basically the same, of course, but they were different colours, and that was enough. I started to look forward to the stupid things. These disposable shoehorns were my reward for sitting quietly and not complaining during the shopping trip. I don't think I realized how little money we had back in those days.

Now I collect miniature arcade machines


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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Permaban

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I collect miniature arcade machines:




Yes, they are playable. No, I don't play any of them

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Okay, fine. Sound on, cause this thing rules

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r1eahvdBtU1udxgdd_720.mp4

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Well, you should come talk about it! I just made a thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3982791

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