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dervinosdoom
Jan 23, 2014




Hello I'm a battleship and I need everyone to MAN BATTLESTATIONS THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



E7

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Alternatively, come to the mess hall for board game night. We've got nachos (it's government cheese sauce but its...okay) and soft serve!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Uh I'm on a poop deck, gimme a min or twenty

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

GANG TAG
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Ultra Carp

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.






Oh gently caress

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Aye aye, Captain!

Swabs poop deck with tongue

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ach he's giving it all he's got cap'n

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967


Stacking Ships:

Viable tactic with chance of blowing up in your face

or

Cheating jerk, ships can't ride each other!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

Athanatos posted:

Stacking Ships:

Viable tactic with chance of blowing up in your face

or

Cheating jerk, ships can't ride each other!

Amusing house rule but cheating if not pre approved

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Colonel Cancer posted:

Ach he's giving it all he's got cap'n

“Mlmphlowwowowowowowofloop”

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Station!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySnqiYi40sI

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week


Athanatos posted:

Stacking Ships:

Viable tactic with chance of blowing up in your face

or

Cheating jerk, ships can't ride each other!

Third option: legitimate but multiple hits have to be announced. So when someone sinks the sailboat that's sitting on top of the battleship, you can't "you sunk my sailboat!" while omitting the fact that it was a regular hit at the same time.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Should be able to place submarines on enemy side imo

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967


Klyith posted:

Third option: legitimate but multiple hits have to be announced. So when someone sinks the sailboat that's sitting on top of the battleship, you can't "you sunk my sailboat!" while omitting the fact that it was a regular hit at the same time.

Yeah, people who try and use other ships as shields that absorb hits and dont transfer hits down are right next to people who don't return shopping carts to the corral on the rear end in a top hat list.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967


Colonel Cancer posted:

Should be able to place submarines on enemy side imo

This idea is kinda great

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

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Ultra Carp

Is there actually a version of battleship with a "sailboat"?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





The Bloop posted:

Is there actually a version of battleship with a "sailboat"?

Battleship is whatever you want it to be.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week


The Bloop posted:

Is there actually a version of battleship with a "sailboat"?

the sailboats are swedish neutrals, you lose points for hitting them!

(I don't remember what the tiny 2-hit one was.)

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008



My submarine is full of seamen

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






The small boat is a landing craft and attacking it is a war crime

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Sorry, I'm AWOL.

Actively
Wanking
On
Line

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


dervinosdoom posted:

Hello I'm a battleship and I need everyone to MAN BATTLESTATIONS THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Are you like one of those battleships from countless japanese phone games were the ships are also women?

dervinosdoom
Jan 23, 2014




Yaldabaoth posted:

Are you like one of those battleships from countless japanese phone games were the ships are also women?

Is... Is that a thing?

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!



dervinosdoom posted:

Is... Is that a thing?

now u done it...

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


dervinosdoom posted:

Is... Is that a thing?

It is and it's as bad as you expect. There's like dozens of these games.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Wamdoodle posted:

now u done it...

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967



Does she float or fly?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Athanatos posted:

Does she float or fly?

Yes

dervinosdoom
Jan 23, 2014




Why does anime have to ruin everything?

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

quite unmanned in folly

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020


Yaldabaoth posted:

Are you like one of those battleships from countless japanese phone games were the ships are also women?

is there also one for trains?

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003


man meat? hulk Hogan meat shoes

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


dervinosdoom posted:

Is... Is that a thing?






SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

anybody checked the infrared recently?



uuuh prob nbd

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






"x but they're all teen girls" is an extremely popular genre of book, anime and video game in the land of the rising sun, and it should surprise nobody that there are mountains of pornographic images thereof drawn by the nation's enterprising perverts

The only one that doesn't have more porn than there is legitimate content is the one about famous racehorses as teen girls, and that's only because all the racehorses in Japan are owned by mafia bosses and the porn artists are scared of them

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

if you're on a battleship are you allowed to play music over comms or will the admiral get pissy cause you picked the wrong genre

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

Woman Me

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


College Slice

I thought you said *cake* boat.

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream


Colonel Cancer posted:

Should be able to place submarines on enemy side imo

Hello, yes, I see your submarine which you kindly placed on my side and move immediately to blow it up

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