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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9uptyfP3AQ

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Perma requested

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
What I mean for bad music is like Rebecca Black Friday type “oh this is weird bad” but kind of you embrace it. Gimme camp, gimme kitsch, less “I just don’t like X”

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
For instance: this loving gem. I yearn to understand being this drunk and giving it your all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP7CV0gnDmk

teen warlock is friends with him on FB and spoiler alert: he likes to drink. Don’t let that Finnish flag fool you!

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

I think Zeluth is just trying to trick people into listening to absolute bangers tbh.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
I relate to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

I keep watching this because I genuinely can't tell if this is supposed to be a brilliant Andy Kaufman-esque parody or just the unfortunate result of someone who has both great confidence and a total lack of self-awareness.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


I love the backup singer woman shrugging amusedly at the lyrics.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




The twist at the end. Holy poo poo this is fantastic

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



This track both owns bones and has a music video that gives me a loving laughing fit every time I watch it:

https://youtu.be/8tg4jQAZ_cw

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I think about this every time I watch a movie with a girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBS_nTqV9-k&t=165s

Literally :lol:-ing at my desk while looking for the timestamp.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cfz8dkWkI

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Does Pat Boone count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XruANlwsrv8

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsE6ZD9c_zE



SAY NO!... "NO!"
SAY NO!... "NO!"
SAY NO TO DRUGS!
"NO TO DRUGS!"
SAY NO TO DRUGS!
"NO TO DRUGS!"

Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole cheque
Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit
Zippy dipa wip you got a cocaine habit
Scooby Dooby bip a zip bop blam
It started with a quarter now it is a gram
Zoom zoom with a Scooby Doo bop
Buy yourself into projects you're tryin to cop
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme
I think you better call the cocaine hotline
Zip dippa wip, you call them on the phone
A zippa dippa wip but yo habit ain't gone
It's been flip flop days and you haven't ate
I could see it in your face you were losin' weight
Rip rap rop smoking back to back
Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin' baseball like Willie Mays
Had you in that hospital for thirty days
Flip flop flam but now you're back
A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone
Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone
KIDS RAP!


"Don't be a fool
Stay in school!
Don't get high and drive a car
You will not get very far"

Well bap boom bam you'll be up on a pole
You got thirty people pushing but it still won't roll
And it won't start either because the engine is bent
Next month you'll be crying 'bout the money you spent
Kids against drugs now say it!

"Don't be a dope
Don't smoke that coke!
We're talkin' 'bout cocaine
Its not good for your brain"

Zoom zoom boom a zip goes your brain
You know it's only cause you've been smokin' cocaine
Ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta, ta ta ta ta-talent
Everybody has it so use it gallant–
–ly. Baby, you'll get over, you will see
That what I'm saying is really real
Like at the swap meet, a serious deal
That could change the course of your life

It's a lifetime contract, read it with caution
Check out the small print, you've got three options
The first one is to get your money at the 'spense of someone else's grief
And you know that all that means good buddy is that you're a thief
The second option is a 9 to 5, a 5 to 1, or the 1 to 9
But if you read closely you'll see you'll be there for a long time
The third one is to go for it and try to get the crop of the cream
When you get tired of drivin' you just hop in your limousine
Ha, a roll on


"Don't be no fool
Drugs ain't cool!
For me or you
You know that this is true"

A rip rap rollin' with the pretty girls
Zip da wip dippy with your fresh new curls
Gooby doop bam a zoom zip wap
Everybody to the beat let me hear a loud clap
Zip zap zoom a bop to the beat
All the little frits put the boogie in your feet
Kids against drugs let me hear you gettin' down
While the rhythm of the boogie bass rocks the ground

[beatboxing]

"PARTY OVER HERE!
PARTY OVER THERE!"

"DON'T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
DON'T BE A HYPE!
DON'T SMOKE THAT PIPE!
DON'T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
YOU PEOPLE KNOW THE DEAL!
COCAINE DOES MAKE YOU KEEL!"


Hard times, y'all are getting harder
Cash money is the only solution
You gotta get hip to the system trip
Become a soldier in the proper revolution
Do it now baby, cause when you drop the bomb
There won't be nowhere for you to run
Try to spend your last cash then you see a big flash and it's 5-4-3-2-1
[fade out to sounds of children screaming]

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Have two in one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM1Of_OBUjw


also does this even count because it's really grown on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Light Gun Man posted:



also does this even count because it's really grown on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

No, this does not count. Everything these guys do is good.

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001


How dare you!! The Go-Gos are a national treasure!

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdDj9F-9ieg

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQiSgWGAc24

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
volcano man, kinda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdW6BBF22AY


I'm not sure this one fits : because it's kinda insane. But it has the goof ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjuphuG3ndw

i'll take a probe, if need be.

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jul 30, 2021

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

okay, that got a what the gently caress from me

he needs to clean his house up, to maybe stop looking like a goon that joins in 2021, as an 18 year old.

if he doesn't bust out some swords, i'm going to be disappointed

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jul 30, 2021

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

blight rhino posted:

okay, that got a what the gently caress from me

he needs to clean his house up, to maybe stop looking like a goon that joins in 2021, as an 18 year old.

if he doesn't bust out some swords, i'm going to be disappointed

Anime won the battle and the war. It's over. Anime, it turns out, is blood.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Anime won the battle and the war. It's over. Anime, it turns out, is blood.

He busted out the sword. But... looking, and hoping, it looks like he's parodying .... like.. I hope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxkhwJCoq84


Jesus, I hope so. otherwise.. Wish him the best, I guess.


... this isn't a parody :(

Is this what the kids like, these days? I'm old and out of touch

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jul 30, 2021

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i8vjtoX8q0

Straight up, I kind of really love this song.

edit: how is it 14 years old just holy poo poo

Time_pants fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jul 30, 2021

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Light Gun Man posted:


also does this even count because it's really grown on me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

What the gently caress is this doing here

Here's a classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Mike Love attempts Battle Hymn of the Republic. The song selection and arrangement are rumored to be a joke by Brian Wilson that Love wasn't in on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT_dU3ohFkk

WrestleRock Rumble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rJkWAoYvV8

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

https://youtu.be/TiQwLBBo1As

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


All of those 'real housewives try to make a pop hit' songs would fit in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rgzBdOpDt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_jPVROT7bs

But this one remains the crown jewel because of horrible racism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2CqBZ1f8c

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY

kamille
Mar 18, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSjWbO89d6o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYkD6NY7p8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLtHU3XovAU

the last one is a full album because how do you pick just one from that.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
continuing to post not actually bad things, you've probably heard this before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0zxE0SUG1c&t=22s


but have you hear the 2001 remix??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhHsBmys05Q

and somewhat related....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIYfSY1PjFs

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Turning out the lights and playing grab-rear end is rupture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxDscYr5Bew

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!
I saw this on a list of worst videogame music, I think it's pretty good though. The guitar solo makes my top ten list for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scAK6mikkss

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8&list=RDMM&start_radio=1&rv=E6ERPeGkBt8

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Time_pants posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i8vjtoX8q0

Straight up, I kind of really love this song.

edit: how is it 14 years old just holy poo poo

I burned this on a CD so I could listen in my car, back in the day.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
I'm here to see MF Doom but it's Stripper Magician instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pU5fq0oETI

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
A midlife crisis manifested as a (very vaguely) goth metal band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4i-NRfg77o

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo

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