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Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004



I’ve got a dilemma and only the advice of random internet strangers can get me to a solution. I’m on PF day in and day out scoping cute bitches. It’s a great site, the kind I can never quite believe is actually free to use. Cute bitches everywhere, sometimes in costumes and very often not in anything at all. Of course, you can pay and/or donate, but you don’t have to. And it has males too if you are looking for that.

Anyway.

Sophia is the cutest bitch I’ve ever seen. Amazing eyes, great personality, I fell in love the minute I saw her face. I want to give her everything I have. I know she’s gonna get a lot of attention from others and I don’t think I’d even get jealous.

But there’s one huge problem, she’s got no rear end in a top hat. For real. And you’ve read the thread title, so you know what comes next...

quote:

Sophia has a condition called Atresia Ani with Concurrent Rectovaginal Fistula. What does this mean? Well... it means Sophia was born without an anus. How is this possible? Her sphincter is connected to the top of her vagina and she passes her bowel movements through her vulva.

This is just so gross. I’m glad she’s ok; this is just her reality and she survives it fine. But I don’t know if I can handle it.

What should I do?



https://www.petfinder.com/dog/sophia-52459340/oh/kettering/paw-patrol-oh1158/

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

get medical attention

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012


making GBS threads vaginas is someone's fetish.

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)




just let the dog poo poo out the wrong hole op, it's gonna be ok

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


That no rear end bitch has a sweet face

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008
A MY LITTLE PONY AVATAR WAS HERE

i mean we all have gone down the wrong one at one point or another

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Finally...

Makes me wonder if feces can go back in slightly causing infections. Is there a cleaning regimen for that? Btw cute dog.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.







Don’t adopt her if you don’t think you can handle it because you’ll just end up re-homing her or not providing the needed level of care. She’s a dog you aren’t going to be able to half-rear end. (No pun intended)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bidets, for dogs

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004



Tarkus posted:

Makes me wonder if feces can go back in slightly causing infections. Is there a cleaning regimen for that? Btw cute dog.

According to the post UTI is infrequent. It would make sense to happen, but also the immune system will get to know all those bacteria quite well. It's hard to say long run and that's part of why I'm nervous about applying.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001






Yams Fan

The thread title was unexpectedly literal.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001






Yams Fan

Condolences on your dog's cloaca

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Are you sure it's not a bird? Maybe a misshapen penguin or ostrich??

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Sounds uncomfortable but that's a good dog

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

If you get her, Trupanion has been great pet insurance for one of my special needs dogs. Maybe you can convince your vet to give you a statement that says something like “this happened a few months after adoption and is totally not a preexisting condition”

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.






Dear Watson posted:

If you get her, Trupanion has been great pet insurance for one of my special needs dogs. Maybe you can convince your vet to give you a statement that says something like “this happened a few months after adoption and is totally not a preexisting condition”

Holy poo poo yes if you do adopt her make sure you do this.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981






Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

So pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake
'Cause everything is not yet lost




Pillbug

Dear Watson posted:

If you get her, Trupanion has been great pet insurance for one of my special needs dogs. Maybe you can convince your vet to give you a statement that says something like “this happened a few months after adoption and is totally not a preexisting condition”

“This dog was suddenly born with no rear end in a top hat. Weirdest fuckin’ thing. One day, fine. Next day, super jacked up poopchute from birth”.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


My "Yes, My Dog Shits Through Her Dog-Vag" t-shirt sure is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Very average looking dog OP.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug


Actually a fart of the pussy is called "queef" (pronounced Spanishly)

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


Honest;y if you have enough cash to afford whatever ongoing medical costs occur, get this dog.

How sad.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

Ugly In The Morning posted:

“This dog was suddenly born with no rear end in a top hat. Weirdest fuckin’ thing. One day, fine. Next day, super jacked up poopchute from birth”.

*insurance agent slams down stamp marked “denied” in bright red ink*

Preexisting conditions are not covered!


Time to get another vet, one that can convincingly claim that the rear end in a top hat disappeared at some point after you adopted the dog.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

drat, that bitch is hella cute

StarkRavingMad posted:

The thread title was unexpectedly literal.

Indeed, well played

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


Sometimes you just gotta go Mum, no, I cant afford to keep helping you, I have this cat now that needs the insulin.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







They can make her a new anus. We have the technology.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Pawn 17 posted:

They can make her a new anus. We have the technology.

I don't.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.


Raise your hand if you thought OP was calling female humans “bitches” until you got to the dog photos *raises hand*

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

I. M. Gei posted:

Raise your hand if you thought OP was calling female humans “bitches” until you got to the dog photos *raises hand*


I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.


Pawn 17 posted:

They can make her a new anus. We have the technology.

1. Actually I’m not a hundred percent sure we do have the technology to fix this.
2. If we can fix it, it’s probably hella expensive.
3. Gastrointestinal surgery is super risky and dangerous even on humans and it’s probably worse for dogs.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pooch colostomy pouch

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


"That bitch is extra"

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009




Tarkus posted:

Makes me wonder if feces can go back in slightly causing infections. Is there a cleaning regimen for that? Btw cute dog.

Hast thou naught Prarie Doggeth'd

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
One of those Mexican ladies was built like a full plate of mashed potatoes


As much as it disgusts you that she's continually "raw doggin it" do not put your dog in the oven. That kills dogs!

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