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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

I ran crying to the mods because someone bought me a title with naughty words in it. (twice!)
I am the world's softest bitch and you you should remind me of it forever. If this text is gone it's because I couldn't handle being a fucking loser.


Smellrose

Let's talk about buffalo wings, the perfect food.

I got some with a pizza today and they were really good, just the right about of heat.

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.



If it ain't breaded, it can go gently caress itself.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002
MY PRONOUNS ARE SHIT/HEAD


Chicken wings can suck my balls

All hail king chicken thighs!

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003



Yes I'll have the boneless buffalo wings, please.

Uhh, hot or regular? Do you have extra mild?

And can I get ranch instead of blue cheese?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





There's a bar by me that gives you the whole wing. That's right, the little drum stick AND the duel bone wings, all in one arm!

Talk about living high on the hog.

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993


i freaking love to eat chicken wing but now very expensive :manning:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




boneless wings are valid

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



BOGO, now to push mongo for the middle on side.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Code Jockey posted:

boneless wings are valid

Lies

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


No one can afford chicken wings anymore. Place in my town jacked up the price of eight wings to FOURTEEN DOLLARS because of a nation wide wing shortage

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010


Linux Pirate posted:

There's a bar by me that gives you the whole wing. That's right, the little drum stick AND the duel bone wings, all in one arm!

Talk about living high on the hog.

Not the tip with the chewy bones? You haven't lived man.

Aardvark!
May 17, 1993


Dignity Van Houten posted:

No one can afford chicken wings anymore. Place in my town jacked up the price of eight wings to FOURTEEN DOLLARS because of a nation wide wing shortage

its insane. a couple places here have kept their boneless prices the same as their real wing prices and lmfao at the idea of paying that much for breast or thigh meat

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Collateral posted:

Not the tip with the chewy bones? You haven't lived man.

Oh it has the tips, the little barbs hurt my tongue:smaug:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





why don't you strip the meat from my bone buddy

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Code Jockey posted:

why don't you strip the meat from my bone buddy

Cook it to internal temperature of 165 f and slather in Buffalo sauce first

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



lol if you pay for wings get a significant other and make them do it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



pro starcraft loser posted:

If it ain't breaded, it can go gently caress itself.
:hmmwrong:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

lol if you pay for wings get a significant other and make them do it

:mrapig:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



my new favorite has been when i make wings on the bbq i do it like in a huge pile and keep chucking them back and forth into big bowl of sombol garlic chili fish sauce mixture thing and its friggin insanely good

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just put itty bitty pieces of chicken on a stick

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...



Linux Pirate posted:

There's a bar by me that gives you the whole wing. That's right, the little drum stick AND the duel bone wings, all in one arm!

Talk about living high on the hog.

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of what a chicken wing is.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon


Nap Ghost

I got my wings!

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Gatts posted:

I got my wings!

proud of you :unsmith:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon


Nap Ghost


:hfive:

Yeah!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Time_pants posted:

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of what a chicken wing is.

Could this be the mythical wing from buffalo?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


Dignity Van Houten posted:

No one can afford chicken wings anymore. Place in my town jacked up the price of eight wings to FOURTEEN DOLLARS because of a nation wide wing shortage

lmao there's a microbrewery/distillery on the grounds of Lambeu field where you can sit outside and listen to live music in the summer and get 10 friggen duck drummies for 16.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

CLICK HERE TO PLEASE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE

Little deepfried ones you get in a basket at some alkie bar with a cup of ranch

Pulling the 2 bones out of your maw and chewing the grease and tender meat

Oh god
:shlick:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Spinz posted:

Little deepfried ones you get in a basket at some alkie bar with a cup of ranch

Pulling the 2 bones out of your maw and chewing the grease and tender meat

Oh god
:shlick:

Spinz knows whats up.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Dignity Van Houten posted:

No one can afford chicken wings anymore. Place in my town jacked up the price of eight wings to FOURTEEN DOLLARS because of a nation wide wing shortage

The restaurant I work at is clearly jumping between multiple different distributors and just getting whatever it is they can get their hands on. Almost every bi-weekly delivery is in different packaging (different sized bags) and each one varies wildly in quality & size. Distributor A will come through one week with tiny little baby wings, then when we see their bags three weeks later, they're massive steroid chicken wings, same with Distributors B and C.

People get pissed when we have the tiny little baby wings. Hey man, I just work here, count 'em, there are six. Yeah, if I was in charge, I'd probably give you eight for the same price, but I don't make that call.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


my brother introduced me to daytona wings which is the perfect wing sauce. buffalo just can't compare.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



pro starcraft loser posted:

If it ain't breaded, it can go gently caress itself.

Gross

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



Someone in PYF legit thought boneless was the same and tasted the same as a full on wing lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981



But really all I had to say was "PYF opinion"

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Pimpcasso posted:

Chicken wings can suck my balls

All hail king chicken thighs!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!


a chicken with no wings kicked my drat balls off demanding I "pay it back". I couldn't.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Big Beef City posted:

a chicken with no wings kicked my drat balls off demanding I "pay it back". I couldn't.

It's cool, chickens can be pretty mean.

Linux Pirate fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Jul 30, 2021

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005


pro starcraft loser posted:

If it ain't breaded, it can go gently caress itself.

what a dumb idiot baby doofus you are, I hope you can get rehabilitated

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005


Code Jockey posted:

boneless wings are invalid
fixed

whole chicken arm crew represent. Used to work downtown and one of the food trucks served whole wings on the cheap, like 4 for 6bux. Good times.

sudonim fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jul 30, 2021

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


So I moved to San Diego and all these motherfuckers acted like salt and pepper wings were some amazing sensation rather than just lazy manís dry rub wings

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Bone-in non-breaded chicken wings are an excellent vessel for sauce delivery.

If you want to be a child you can get the boneless chicken nuggies.

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