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kuskus



yeah hi I went to go catch a flyball but I fell and my pants fell down and the whole crowd can see my rear end. Can you send someone here to give me $.50 for the bubble toy machine because Iím really trying to get one of those rubber finger goblins with wacky arms?

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nut


nm, what is your emergency with you?

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gb vanisher for summer

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Hi yes I ordered a KFC Famous Bowl™️ with the gravy on the side and no cheese and they put extra gravy and extra cheese on it and I had to eat it anyway, and UberEATS won't give me a refund for the special instructions so I would like to report both a grievous bodily injury and burglary of a safe. What? Sure. I'll hold.

cruft



shawty fire burning on the dance floor

nut


cruft posted:

shawty fire burning on the dance floor

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Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Hello, please send a police car as this fruit flavoured gum does not taste like any fruit at all, they need to be prosecuted! I've called the company and they're not taking responsibility so I've decided to tell anyone within earshot. Please send an ambulance too as I've been punched in the face thirty-seven times, and another police car as I've been verbally harassed eighty-three times by other people. While I'm waiting I'll be explaining to people why this spearmint gum doesn't taste like actual spearmint.

Ass-penny



bill stickers is innocent.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut
shout out hbag for the probe badge labour

PostsYouCanDanceTo



It wasn't love; it was a perfect illusion...

...but not so perfect that I couldn't find out. Please send me a more perfect illusion. One with unicorns.

Ventral EggSac



Aww! no, you hang up this line is only for emergencies.

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




My penis is stuck in a vacuum again. Yeah yeah, send the normal crew.


Big thanks to Heather Papps for my first BYOB sig!!11!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


911, congratulations, you're today's 69th caller, which means... that's right... you've got yourself a pair of tickets to see Uncle Kracker LIIIIVE at the Buppie's Bar & Grill this FRIIIIIII-DAYYYYYY *air horn sound*
Thanks a ton 911, you have a rockin good time courtesy of.... gently caress DOG AND THE HOUNNNNND IN THE MOOOOOOORNING *bomp bomp-- ohhh yeahhh* that's right, here at Rock 109.9, do don't touch that dial we've got EVERCLEAR comin up for ya with a RUSH HOUR MEGABLOCK to get all you pups and big dawgs out there to work... gently caress Dog style *exaggerated moaning sound effect* *air horn sound*

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-sigs by Manafisto, Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant! News by deep dish peat moss!

Khanstant

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nobody is answering my calls for 3 years i was wondering if you could send a wellness checkup on everyone

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






How Wonderful! posted:

911, congratulations, you're today's 69th caller, which means... that's right... you've got yourself a pair of tickets to see Uncle Kracker LIIIIVE at the Buppie's Bar & Grill this FRIIIIIII-DAYYYYYY *air horn sound*
Thanks a ton 911, you have a rockin good time courtesy of.... gently caress DOG AND THE HOUNNNNND IN THE MOOOOOOORNING *bomp bomp-- ohhh yeahhh* that's right, here at Rock 109.9, do don't touch that dial we've got EVERCLEAR comin up for ya with a RUSH HOUR MEGABLOCK to get all you pups and big dawgs out there to work... gently caress Dog style *exaggerated moaning sound effect* *air horn sound*



:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




911 what's your emergency. okay so is your new girlfriends friend is someone you... okay, so you did. and you're being introduced as if... okay i understand. i'm sending a firetruck to your location right now, do you have a lighter in your... good. i'd recommend the mens room waste paper basket. stay on the line. you're going to be okay.


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tyvm hbag and ten thousand blessings upon vanisher. an embarrassment of riches

Jaguars!




Khanstant posted:

nobody is answering my calls for 3 years i was wondering if you could send a wellness checkup on everyone

Jaguars!




Sorry wrong number I was trying to get 311

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Jaguars! posted:

Sorry wrong number I was trying to get 311

I can't seem to "come original"!

Jaguars!




me: Hello 311, there's been a beautiful disaster

311: Hold tight, We're sending Chad Sexton to rescue you

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




How Wonderful! posted:

911, congratulations, you're today's 69th caller, which means... that's right... you've got yourself a pair of tickets to see Uncle Kracker LIIIIVE at the Buppie's Bar & Grill this FRIIIIIII-DAYYYYYY *air horn sound*
Thanks a ton 911, you have a rockin good time courtesy of.... gently caress DOG AND THE HOUNNNNND IN THE MOOOOOOORNING *bomp bomp-- ohhh yeahhh* that's right, here at Rock 109.9, do don't touch that dial we've got EVERCLEAR comin up for ya with a RUSH HOUR MEGABLOCK to get all you pups and big dawgs out there to work... gently caress Dog style *exaggerated moaning sound effect* *air horn sound*

Bluedeanie

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



911 i just saw the green knight, and it was really good but also I am not sure i totally "got" it and thats making me feel kinda dumb, can you tell me what was up with the fox?

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Chrs



Hi yes I'm stuck on one of the bosses in Streets of Rage 2 can you send over someone to be pad 2 please and help me out? They have to be good at the game and they have to be ok with me stealing their extras lives if I lose all of mine

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