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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Working on a kind of grass roots movement to rebrand me as the approachable everyman of the forums. Our goal is to have people say "Haha! Wow! What an everyday kind of guy! I would love to have a beer/smoke a we'd with that guy! He's just like us!"

Maybe get them to plant little stories here and there. Nothing too big, or it'll be too obvious. Get a few empty quotes of things I say that are funny yet sorta humble. They've been pitching me some ideas. We also have a fixer on retainer who will get extremely letigious with anyone who claims I was ever a lurker who didn't post.

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Thanks first thing we're going to need to do is flesh out that profile. You got your ICQ in there?



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have you tried listening to less interesting music? in my experience everyday guys only know about sportsball, eat hot chip, and lie.


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Escape From Noise posted:

We also have a fixer on retainer who will get extremely letigious with anyone who claims I was ever a lurker who didn't post.

I don’t think you know more about Post Law than I do, op

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Percy Teatwillow posted:

I don’t think you know more about Post Law than I do, op

That's why I have a fixer on retainer. That's his job!

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what if, from now on, you posted anecdotes about tractors more than you currently do. probably triple the amount, at least. instead of being the rad beer guy in japan you could trick people into thinking you're an everyday tractor guy



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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


biosterous posted:

what if, from now on, you posted anecdotes about tractors more than you currently do. probably triple the amount, at least. instead of being the rad beer guy in japan you could trick people into thinking you're an everyday tractor guy

She thinks my tractor's sexy...the poster!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


How Wonderful! posted:

ok the limo's going to take you around to the fully sexual snail's house at around 7:30. the idea is to just see and be seen. arm candy-- get people talking. no, you are NOT going to gently caress the fully sexual snail. get your head out of the clouds and into the game

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