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i'm one of those dusty old skeletons that crumbles into a pile of bones in one hit, but after a few seconds i just reassemble myself it's a living
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Mirage posted:Guys, stop putting the slimes in Jell-O molds. Adventurers aren't being fooled by all the "fruit salads" and "parfaits" sitting on decrepit tables in our lairs. I seem to remember one of the major jelly type enemies--maybe mustard jellies--having human level intelligence. Meaning they could put themselves into molds. Anyway, three of my accountants got eaten by a dragon. I tried to complain to HR but then they were eaten by the dragon. Basically the entire admin team is inside the dragon.
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Aug 2, 2021 21:19
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 http://threewordphrase.com/minion.htm
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Aug 2, 2021 21:37
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Still looking for my glaive-guisarme. Any help? The Overlord of Skulls and Pain has ordered me to guard the Spawning Vats on sublevel 7 tomorrow morning. What am I supposed to do without my glaive-guisarme, stand before the Vats with my squamous dick in my taloned hand?
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Aug 2, 2021 21:38
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dunno about glaive-guisarmes, but there’s a side room in floor 619 of the Hive of Madness that’s just packed floor to ceiling with guisarme-glaives, nobody will miss you taking one or even a bunch for a diet ether potion and a slice of lembas from the break room I just might also be able to hook a coworker up with some Explosive Runes. think about it 
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Aug 2, 2021 22:01
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One of the fat ugly smelly minibosses called us 'terrible'. If everybody chips in 10 gold we can set up a quest on his rear end at the tavern
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Aug 13, 2021 13:51
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Can I be the reanimated chunk of anus that fell out of GE Cafe?
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Aug 13, 2021 13:54
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*mods know*
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Aug 13, 2021 14:41
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Abyssal Chicken.
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Aug 13, 2021 17:00
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TheAwfulWaffle posted:Still looking for my glaive-guisarme. Any help? I've got this Quad Fauchard I found but that's obviously completely different.
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Aug 14, 2021 12:55
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Whoever keeps making all these +1 broadswords really needs to stop. They are piling up, nobody wants them, and they can't be recycled.
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Aug 14, 2021 23:16
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Just put it in the "treasure chest" dumpster
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Aug 15, 2021 08:30
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Who the gently caress took my precious jewels?
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Aug 15, 2021 09:14
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I keep farting dust, can it be used as a weapon like pocket sand
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Aug 15, 2021 09:20
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Why are we always seen as the bad guys when it's the dumb adventurers that come to our homes, murder our families and pillage our supplies? It isn't fair 
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Aug 15, 2021 09:40
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I heard there were some spider girls in here.
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Aug 15, 2021 10:23
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signalnoise posted:I keep farting dust, can it be used as a weapon like pocket sand How would you describe the potency of your dust-farting? Please pick the most appropriate name for your most powerful fart from the list: [_] Sandy Toot [_] End's Ashes [_] Gate of Entropy Your answer may determine your position in the company and starting salary. Please be honest. Your encounter will be beta tested before we go live with this. Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Aug 15, 2021 |
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Aug 15, 2021 11:52
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Meme Poker Party posted:I heard there were some spider girls in here. We're having a lot of trouble getting them cleared for active work. It's mostly about the name. We can't use 'Drider' for copyright reasons, we've had complaints about 'Arachne' for mythical accuracy reasons, and none of the other names worked with the focus groups. We might have to resort to 'Weavers', 'Spinners', or 'Seamstresses'.
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Aug 15, 2021 12:05
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:How would you describe the potency of your dust-farting? Please pick the most appropriate name for your most powerful fart from the list: [x] 屁合戦
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Aug 15, 2021 12:08
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:We're having a lot of trouble getting them cleared for active work. How about Spider hyphen Women?
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Aug 16, 2021 08:57
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oh god you found a way to make the gimmick worse
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Spider bags! Got them spider bags!
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