You are a monster in the Something Awful Dungeon.

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Am I a skeleton or a bone golem?!!? Somebody help

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 04:25

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 17:42

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just poo poo in the gelatinous cube, stupids, that's what it's here for! It's like you haven't read the employee manual when you came here.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 13:58

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Oh, the gibberer, always gibbering their nonsense. Ignore him

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 14:05

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Some of you skeltons need to stop hiding the the barrels all day. What the hell do you even do in there, sleep? The Master of the dungeon ain't paying you to slack off on the job ok

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 14:15

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Straight down and don't stop until you see the three headed dog

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 14:46

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Why is it that every time you get within 5 feet of the suggestion box, the floor opens up and you're dropped to your death into a nearly bottomless pit?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 17:57

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Geemer posted:

Budget ran out before we could make it all the way bottomless.

Oh, yeah? Is that what the box suggested you to say?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 18:12

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I'm an ooze bard

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 20:09

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I'm a skeleton lamia :ok:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 22:46

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

We're a christian dungeon, not gonna have any of that

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 02:57

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I suppose the Jesus zombie can offer some handjobs but we're drawing a line there, capiche

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 02:59

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

But mold and corpses are a valuable resource

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 14:59

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Maybe a couple of you mimics can stop slacking off and turn into an air purifier or AC or something

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 15:21

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just piss and poo poo in your treasure chest, it's not like anyone will take that gold here.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 15:39

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You are not allowed to call it a boner golem if it's not made out of boners, gosh. Have you got no respect for our rules and regulations?

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 05:53

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You're on thin ice here, bandits. Better die quick and come back as a skeleton or a zombie if you want to stay in this dungeon

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 17:16

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 17:42

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just put it in the "treasure chest" dumpster

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 08:30

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