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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




graph please make this the yospos background tia

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Kazinsal posted:

graph please make this the yospos background tia

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

cls: interviewing is stressing me out big time despite being sure I can do it, impostor syndrome is very real, aag

in the same boat. we can do it!

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



i'm seriously considering becoming a cj these days
mostly because live-events/theater in europe is still turbofucked from now & until forever and i am also tired of being poor.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
go work for smythe !!!

mystes
May 31, 2006

Lol

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

well, it's thursday

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Cjs: the stall next to me farted for - no loving joke - a good continuous 20 seconds. I can't leave. I'm trapped here

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

you mean a food stall... right? right?

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Nope, regular old posting stall

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Armitag3 posted:

Cjs: the stall next to me farted for - no loving joke - a good continuous 20 seconds. I can't leave. I'm trapped here

yeah i was posting in d&d, sorry

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

fart simpson posted:

yeah i was posting in d&d, sorry

doots & dookies

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

This is a forum where we expect you to give us a courtesy flush, but stop telling other posters to light a match User loses posting privileges for 1 day CommieGIR CommieGIR

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
onlien classes suck so much. this sucks

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Jonny 290 posted:

go work for smythe !!!

Yeah I know he is/was working as a TD at a theater, is that still current?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Niiiiiice

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

dioxazine posted:

well, it's thursday

actually it’s monday

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sure feels like it

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

Kazinsal posted:

graph please make this the yospos background tia

it should be the atari forth book art imo

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
cjs: Wondering if somebody will have questions for me because I finished the Data Security training that had an estimated duration of one hour in only eight minutes. I mean, hey, if your training website lets me skip all the videos and click as fast as I can through the text slides, this is bound to happen!

Yesterday I had to re-up my harassment/discrimination training, which is geared toward supervisors and I have to do even though I don't supervise somebody for some reason, and I finished speeding through the slides after 20 minutes. Then I had to leave the window open for the next 100 minutes because the mandatory minimum time is two hours. Thankfully, it saved my "progress" when my session timed out.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



why not just do the training normally like you're supposed to?

mystes
May 31, 2006

Achmed Jones posted:

why not just do the training normally like you're supposed to?
You should fail the security training if you do that.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Achmed Jones posted:

why not just do the training normally like you're supposed to?

That would take up precious time I need for complaining about having to do training!

mystes posted:

You should fail the security training if you do that.

:hmmyes:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Achmed Jones posted:

why not just do the training normally like you're supposed to?

what are you, a narc?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
last time they pushed mandatory view training courses i downloaded all the videos and watched them on vlc at 130% speed or whatever because the dude was readin' those slides SO SLOW

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

rotor posted:

what are you, a narc?

during one session i answered that i would not narc on roberto for taking a pad of post-its home from the office supply closet and it flagged hr

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
protip: a lot of training vids have accessibility features that help a lot for speed-ingesting them: some have transcripts you can read instead of watching a video, and a lot have speed settings in-app

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

yeah the last one of those i did had an accessibility option to download all the lecture content as one big pdf. so i did that and went to the quiz and ctrl-F'd the answers.

i mean, someone who isn't me did this, i heard.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
yeah but that's not universal or a requirement around the company.

im doing my part to try to push accessibility for internal stuff, as i do make videos to train our support folks now and then, and constantly am on zooms with them.

as a lot of the stuff i deal with is in terminal windows i make sure that any terminal command type slides are in at least like 24 point font and copy/pastable for people with vision issues and the other big thing is that if you're teaching somebody something, do not fuckin use the macbook built in mic

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Achmed Jones posted:

why not just do the training normally like you're supposed to?

yeah ok while im at it why dont i just start doing my job too :rolleyes::fh:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

post hole digger posted:

yeah ok while im at it why dont i just start doing my job too :rolleyes::fh:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.



hell yeah

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i like heilung but only when the lady is singing

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
heilung is very good

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



lol at their only concert in the US being in fuckin worcester

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


legit considering getting a ticket

hot dog event
Apr 17, 2002

cjs: on hold w pharmacy. someone put their number in wrong and now i'm getting calls every 2-3 days for a prescription pickup in a city far away from mine

i read somewhere that pharmacists are slammed with having to do vaccinations on top of everything else but i'm afraid someone might not get their meds??? idk

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

sibling's in a pantomime so im watching it, interval rn

one of the actors made a fuckin "settle down beavis" joke lmao

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

PIZZA.BAT posted:

lol at their only concert in the US being in fuckin worcester

Their website has a bunch of US stops listed that don't come up on the ticket aggregator sites.

https://www.amplifiedhistorytour.com/

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://mobile.twitter.com/Synthimers/status/1468709114792620034

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