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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



Fun Shoe

I've been too scared to ask if someone died and left the bathtub on, or if they left a window open and the pipe burst

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



Fun Shoe



SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



Fun Shoe

my building lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



Fun Shoe

I guess it's cool that I live in a left 4 dead safehouse

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




some hobo started a fire in my building last week. he built himself a bonfire in my recycling room and we had to evacuate

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




my gf found him hidden in an alcove sleeping. We left him alone cause it's winter and I'm not gonna narc on a dude who lives outside. then he lit a fire on our floor lol

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005



woke up. at 2:30 and watched five shaolin master's cause i couldn't get back to bed after an hour. a bad guy got killed by getting his dick kicked off. it was gnarly.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually


College Slice

Kazinsal posted:

some dipshit down the hall from me put his lunch box on a hot stove element when he was making breakfast one morning and set off the sprinklers. they had to rip out the walls in there and in the apartment below his and there's still that same fuckin plastic floor covering all through the halls right now two months later

those things go off due to heat not smoke so it's definitely good that the flooding happened, all things considered

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



i melted a knife in the oven when reheating some leftovers and didnít notice until the plastic was half goo. hopefully i didnít inhale too much plastic fumes

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


bump_fn posted:

i melted a knife in the oven when reheating some leftovers and didnít notice until the plastic was half goo. hopefully i didnít inhale too much plastic fumes

thank you for doing your part to make britain a little bit safer

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004




Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

thank you for doing your part to make britain a little bit safer
lol

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!


Jonny 290 posted:

thank you for doing your part to make britain a little bit safer

lol

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL BRENDAN FRASER FAN CLUB





i was expecting a little worst tbqh smoka but still, hope you're doing ok thru all this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Jonny 290 posted:

thank you for doing your part to make britain a little bit safer

lol

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014


many years ago, more than ten: some rear end in a top hat convinced some other assholes to deliver their poo poo running on our poo poo by promising them they could have as much of our poo poo as they needed, for free, forever.

ive been responsible for making sure said assholes get all our poo poo so they could build their poo poo on it since goddamn forever.

since they get our poo poo for free, it is thus worthless to them and yet they get real real pissy when our poo poo is unavailable due to reasons.

at the same time nobody on my side wants to buy more poo poo with real money so those other assholes can mooch it all up and build their poo poo on it while bitching about how they need more of our poo poo because its so important to everyoneís business.

gently caress all yall. none of this matters to anybody otherwise it would come with a budget. it doesnt, so it dont. quit crawling up my rear end about not having enough of our free poo poo, dont loving build your poo poo on it then you sanctimonious pigfuckers.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014


gently caress work

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


fresh_cheese posted:

many years ago, more than ten: some rear end in a top hat convinced some other assholes to deliver their poo poo running on our poo poo by promising them they could have as much of our poo poo as they needed, for free, forever.

ive been responsible for making sure said assholes get all our poo poo so they could build their poo poo on it since goddamn forever.

since they get our poo poo for free, it is thus worthless to them and yet they get real real pissy when our poo poo is unavailable due to reasons.

at the same time nobody on my side wants to buy more poo poo with real money so those other assholes can mooch it all up and build their poo poo on it while bitching about how they need more of our poo poo because its so important to everyoneís business.

gently caress all yall. none of this matters to anybody otherwise it would come with a budget. it doesnt, so it dont. quit crawling up my rear end about not having enough of our free poo poo, dont loving build your poo poo on it then you sanctimonious pigfuckers.

lol what kind of brain genius

mystes
May 31, 2006



fresh_cheese posted:

many years ago, more than ten: some rear end in a top hat convinced some other assholes to deliver their poo poo running on our poo poo by promising them they could have as much of our poo poo as they needed, for free, forever.

ive been responsible for making sure said assholes get all our poo poo so they could build their poo poo on it since goddamn forever.

since they get our poo poo for free, it is thus worthless to them and yet they get real real pissy when our poo poo is unavailable due to reasons.

at the same time nobody on my side wants to buy more poo poo with real money so those other assholes can mooch it all up and build their poo poo on it while bitching about how they need more of our poo poo because its so important to everyone’s business.

gently caress all yall. none of this matters to anybody otherwise it would come with a budget. it doesnt, so it dont. quit crawling up my rear end about not having enough of our free poo poo, dont loving build your poo poo on it then you sanctimonious pigfuckers.
You need to give them more free stuff so you can make it up on volume

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe



Doctor Rope

page 720 killer bees skate or die

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


fresh_cheese posted:

many years ago, more than ten: some rear end in a top hat convinced some other assholes to deliver their poo poo running on our poo poo by promising them they could have as much of our poo poo as they needed, for free, forever.

ive been responsible for making sure said assholes get all our poo poo so they could build their poo poo on it since goddamn forever.

since they get our poo poo for free, it is thus worthless to them and yet they get real real pissy when our poo poo is unavailable due to reasons.

at the same time nobody on my side wants to buy more poo poo with real money so those other assholes can mooch it all up and build their poo poo on it while bitching about how they need more of our poo poo because its so important to everyoneís business.

gently caress all yall. none of this matters to anybody otherwise it would come with a budget. it doesnt, so it dont. quit crawling up my rear end about not having enough of our free poo poo, dont loving build your poo poo on it then you sanctimonious pigfuckers.

they are mining bitcoin

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



fresh_cheese posted:

many years ago, more than ten: some rear end in a top hat convinced some other assholes to deliver their poo poo running on our poo poo by promising them they could have as much of our poo poo as they needed, for free, forever.

ive been responsible for making sure said assholes get all our poo poo so they could build their poo poo on it since goddamn forever.

since they get our poo poo for free, it is thus worthless to them and yet they get real real pissy when our poo poo is unavailable due to reasons.

at the same time nobody on my side wants to buy more poo poo with real money so those other assholes can mooch it all up and build their poo poo on it while bitching about how they need more of our poo poo because its so important to everyoneís business.

i see you also manage vmware in higher ed

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



happy new year to my orthodox homies

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

bump_fn posted:

happy new year to my orthodox homies

orthodox jews or greek orthodoxes?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

Please read my bot-generated posts or I might try to fuck your wife


The state department flat out lost my birth certificate and just told me to order a new copy or something. Thanks guys.

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014


carry on then posted:

they are mining bitcoin

i fuckin wish, then i could blackmail them for a cut and burn it publicly for the schaden

fresh_cheese
Jul 2, 2014


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The state department flat out lost my birth certificate and just told me to order a new copy or something. Thanks guys.

owned

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The state department flat out lost my birth certificate and just told me to order a new copy or something. Thanks guys.

you're a free agent now

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004



prefect posted:

orthodox jews or greek orthodoxes?

zoroastrians!

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



prefect posted:

orthodox jews or greek orthodoxes?

russian orthodox, its the julian new year

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

Please read my bot-generated posts or I might try to fuck your wife


Get back to me when itís the Ricky new year

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013






Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Get back to me when itís the Ricky new year

the best you'll get is a rick and morty new year

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band



i don't understand it, but i like it

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

bump_fn posted:

russian orthodox, its the julian new year

sorry; forgot there was another orthodox. my bad

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


prefect posted:



i don't understand it, but i like it

AT-AT, First Revision

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003



bump_fn posted:

russian orthodox, its the julian new year

thereís a fairly large Russian orthodox community here and their New Years celebrations are always fun to watch

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012
Tell your mum I said hi lol

Jonny 290 posted:

AT-AT, First Revision

thatís an AT-ST

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL BRENDAN FRASER FAN CLUB





FAT32 SHAMER posted:

thatís an AT-ST

yeah, wtf!!!!!!!

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


fresh_cheese posted:

i fuckin wish, then i could blackmail them for a cut and burn it publicly for the schaden

for a while i was working with a team that developed/managed one of the services offered on our public cloud offering, and multiple times they had to stop what they were doing and run scans to identify which were created using hacked promo codes for free small vms used to mine crypto

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004



FAT32 SHAMER posted:

thatís an AT-ST

what happened to your avatar

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012
Tell your mum I said hi lol

dioxazine posted:

what happened to your avatar

it's still the ur mum one right?

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