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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





DELETE CASCADE posted:

i'm the useful comment "access JSON content"

haha it made me laugh but i declined to post. i won't make the same non-posting mistake twice!!!

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe



Doctor Rope

cjs: sitting in another room and listening to my work laptop make the "device connected" and "device unconnected" sound over and over

mystes
May 31, 2006



Cat Face Joe posted:

cjs: sitting in another room and listening to my work laptop make the "device connected" and "device unconnected" sound over and over
Bad news: you died
Good news: you're only in the second circle of hell

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003



Cat Face Joe posted:

cjs: sitting in another room and listening to my work laptop make the "device connected" and "device unconnected" sound over and over

mine does that too
it stops off I unlatch the dock

Lady Radia
Jul 13, 2021

Despite everything, it's still you.


morning (uh, afternoon) cjs. what should i get for lunch

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



Lady Radia posted:

morning (uh, afternoon) cjs. what should i get for lunch

I'm thinking of getting some pizza myself op

hbag
Feb 13, 2021



i had a cheeseburger for lunch and i will reheat some leftover pizza later tonight
i continue to have a BMI of 16

Lady Radia
Jul 13, 2021

Despite everything, it's still you.


to be young again

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



BMI stands for body mass index not baseline maturity index hth

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003



hbag posted:

i had a cheeseburger for lunch and i will reheat some leftover pizza later tonight
i continue to have a BMI of 16

Iím going to save this for when youíre 30 and sad and fat and still posting here


take better care of yourself now and itís easier in the future

hbag
Feb 13, 2021



The Fool posted:

Iím going to save this for when youíre 30 and sad and fat and still posting here


take better care of yourself now and itís easier in the future

implying im going to live to 30 and not die of a coronary at like 27

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


yeah i said that in my 20s too and now i'm 42 years old and have a terrifying heart condition that tries to kill me daily. good luck

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



Armitag3 posted:

BMI stands for body mass index not baseline maturity index hth

lol

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


found smoka's reddit account

https://www.reddit.com/r/cassetteculture/comments/s67wqn/i_got_back_my_first_boom_box_from_moms_house_it/

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


hbag posted:

im also writing an api

yes but does it parse forums html to grab alltheinfo

:negative:

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


anyway i hope ur api goes well! :)

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

:yikes:
These are some bad posts, but they're not as bad as OOCC. I pray you recover enough to someday throw OOCC's keyboard into the sea and claim your rightful role as the worst C-SPAM poster.

Jonny 290 posted:

yeah i said that in my 20s too and now i'm 42 years old and have a terrifying heart condition that tries to kill me daily. good luck

I didn't say that in my 20's (basically all of my 20's is just disease and pain) and now I'm in my thirties and have a heart condition anyway.

The heart condition is hereditary and there was no way of avoiding it.

Enjoy what you can while you can, there are no guarantees.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021



alexandriao posted:

yes but does it parse forums html to grab alltheinfo

:negative:

yes
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3987758
https://gitlab.com/hbag/sa-api

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

could you make an api for something more useful than parsing posts on an insular forum nobody's ever heard of anymore

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003



no

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

:yikes:
These are some bad posts, but they're not as bad as OOCC. I pray you recover enough to someday throw OOCC's keyboard into the sea and claim your rightful role as the worst C-SPAM poster.

Sagebrush posted:

could you make an api for something more useful than parsing posts on an insular forum nobody's ever heard of anymore

Shush, that's how we get open source projects.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018



make an api that shows the number of times a user has posted "turn on your monitor"

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013






Sagebrush posted:

could you make an api for something more useful than parsing posts on an insular forum nobody's ever heard of anymore

endlessmonotony posted:

Shush, that's how we get open source projects.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013






AnimeIsTrash posted:

make an api that shows the number of times a user has posted "turn on your monitor"

no

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

make a platinum css theme for yospos

Ellie Trashcakes
Jan 31, 2008

hoot 🦉🦉 hoot bitches 😝



Sagebrush posted:

make a platinum css theme for yospos

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL BRENDAN FRASER FAN CLUB





AnimeIsTrash posted:

make an api that shows the number of times a user has posted "turn on your monitor"

turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor

i broke the api

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012
Tell your mum I said hi lol

cjs: no work today, took the family to IKEA to get some stuff :toot:

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

PRESIDENT OF THE OFFICIAL BRENDAN FRASER FAN CLUB





i wanted to do that too :/ but my wife who stayed home as she wanted a day of rest just wanted to chill

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

Vintersorg posted:

turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor turn on your monitor

i broke the api

that's only 127 times. you need to do another 4294967169 times if you want to break it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Sagebrush posted:

could you make an api for something more useful than parsing posts on an insular forum nobody's ever heard of anymore


Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



Sagebrush posted:

make a platinum css theme for yospos

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013







windows 95 pos looks ok

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 14, 2013






better than amberpos for sure, which is an admittedly low bar to beat

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018



cinci zoo sniper posted:

better than amberpos for sure, which is an admittedly low bar to beat

you should be banned for this opinion

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



cinci zoo sniper posted:

better than amberpos for sure, which is an admittedly low bar to beat

piss runs down

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004




Fun Shoe

had cabbage fennel and tofu for dinner and im ripping some truly heinous farts

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003



https://twitter.com/reallordsofacid/status/1482970123539525634?s=21

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



Fun Shoe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqM032dnPtk

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001



Fun Shoe

my cigarettes went up to $13.20 from $12.90 and I didn't know it, and the dude at the store let me skate by with just 13 bucks

bodegas rule

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