Fortaleza posted:

. rear end 24/7

CPColin posted:

Do I need to learn how to eat rear end in order to date in today's world

Armitag3 posted:

Every morning you get yourself a virgin bagel

AnimeIsTrash posted:

cjs: Someone put my name forward as a competent c++ developer. So it seems like I may have my poison of choice between c++ or dev ops work in the future.

Deviant posted:

what the gently caress

cjs wasnt supposed to go to the goldmine

it's supposed to be a sad and dismal place that i created when i was on the verge of a nervous breakdown

you all have played yourself for absolute fools

Achmed Jones posted:

cls: weekend trip to monterey. beach today. little jones got really tired cause he was up late hanging out with cousins, so we came back to the place we're staying and i drank a white claw for the first time. it's ok i guess but i don't see myself drinking another in the short-medium term

Achmed Jones posted:

dang that's two good jokes that went right over my head.

endlessmonotony posted:

Hey yosmom, I'm having complex relationship trouble and I can't stop sassing my own rear end. Tips?

endlessmonotony posted:

Mostly I'm going "how can I ever figure this out?" and "how did I get here?", then explaining to myself in detail exactly what's happening, exactly how we got here, and how I knew I was going to be reaping when I did the sowing. I'm being distracted from what I want to do by landing sick burns on myself for pretending to not know what the hell I'm doing.

Granted I did not see the outcomes that happened, but I knew I was taking risks.

graph posted:

eating rear end is a generational troll

Penisface posted:

I guess this does finally explain brexit

hbag posted:

i have had the primo poo poo, it all tastes like bitter suffering

Penisface posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate

Achmed Jones posted:

i like clocks that have little panels with numbers on them and flip over every minute

bob dobbs is dead posted:

so how do you know that hbag magically has problems similar to yours that you know about instead of garden variety dog poo poo sleep hygiene

fart simpson posted:

im getting ready for bed as we speak, with literal decades of experience under my belt

Vintersorg posted:

i dont think what sagebrush posted warrants any of this insane hostility

hop off your pedestal

fart simpson posted:

are you saying you’re fat?

Sagebrush posted:

Today I saw a slammed Civic with a fart cannon

Vintersorg posted:

Achmed Jones posted:

you cant pin me down, i contain multitudes

Sagebrush posted:

i didn't take any. just practicing different types of takeoffs and landings for a bit to stay sharp.

here is the flight track though

lament.cfg posted:

that is the ring

the gaping rear end in a top hat was in the plane

President Beep posted:

yes. it’s nice to see where u r going.

President Beep posted:

i’m gonna get you!!!!

Vintersorg posted:

had some mussels from costco tonight and gently caress they reeked, so bad - never gonna get em from there again

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

made a sick stir fry with water chestnuts and bamboo shoots and everything then sat down to eat and it smelled like literal actual poo poo from an rear end. must have been the chicken and i didn't notice while cutting it up and i'm super pissed.

Fortaleza posted:

cjs: another beautiful day among The Lord's creation


What good shall we do today, brothers and sisters?

DELETE CASCADE posted:

the gently caress's the difference?

prefect posted:

also they'll give me a wedgie and tell all the girls i like them

Steve Ballmer posted:

1. you’re a sad sack who cannot do anything for themselves, who only exists because their family is willing to tolerate a non-contributing, unemployed adult child living at home
2. go back to GBS

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1423298062366150663

when did fatty crabcakes get to san francisco

fart simpson posted:

ive been to san diego

hbag posted:

yeah well every morning i wake up and remember i live in england

Ansible Adams posted:

drat there are some freaks in this place huh

eschaton posted:

hell yeah

a friend went to Ciudad de Juarez to get his out and wrote it up for a news site

Jonny 290 posted:

whats bumble

KidDynamite posted:

cls: had to do some chores in the back yard and it involved pruning some branches from the mulberry tree that were growing too close to the house. I felt sad while taking the pole saw to the thing. gently caress them mulberries though.