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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

whats up, losers

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mystes posted:

Hi did you call?

yes hello is this the jerk store? i'd like a jerk, please

*monitor turns off*

well that was fast!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

the boss's boss and his boss came in for like five minutes and brought about 60-70 big wieners. there's around 25 employees and the plant is closed to outsiders.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

IF A$ THEN PRONT AND ALSO BEEP

e: BASIC is human-readable, like machine code and assembly language, which share its grammar. Object-oriented languages generally aren't, for any sane definition of human-readable.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Improbable Lobster posted:

yeah, you work at the blowjob factory, stop bragging about it

You are (skeleton) jelly.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

"Bidet" doesn't even end in a diphthong like "g'day". Shameful.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

*speaking Australianly* "m'gay"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i was just thinking that we were risking a real finland deficit with you and jerry gone to eat mammi

Me, and who?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

...they both end in /eɪ/. How are you pronouncing bidet?

piree

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Seriouspost bidet is a French word so I pronounce it as the French do. The equivalent English word is rear end-washer.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


There's a gently caress-Jerry here.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

turn your monitor on

Im seeing

HB2A.GIF

Öööööäääääööööhhh

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

WHO THE SATAN IS JERRY

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh that guy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wait am I being hosed with, despite being unwithfuckable by international treaty?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

what would lead you to believe that

The Icelandic musician Lolur Mom.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

AnimeIsTrash posted:

why do you have the norwegian flag as your av?

*singing Bob Geldofly*
Tell me why
I just like Norway

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Jerry will not shut up about Fårikål.

Yeah he's a real jerk.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A Facebook friend just won 2,7 kg of liver box and a liver box -themed beanie hat.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

by the way, I did recently learn of Jerry’s fate

Levätköönkö rauhassa?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The coir älähts whoon the calick calahts :thunk:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oh it's that time of the year again?

https://youtu.be/69atYyxcz4o

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

So I guess some British politician recently got assassinated by stabbing while he was doing some sort of town hall at a church.

The articles I'm reading are from English media, and apparently over there a town hall is called a "constituency surgery" :wtc: and they keep talking about how this guy was "stabbed while conducting a surgery" or "was attacked during the surgery."

Seriously gently caress British English. It's brain damaged

What the gently caress is a caucus.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

im america

u suk

Fortaleza posted:

In the UK they only have candles on little handheld trays and sometimes their floppy elf hat gets in the way and it’s hard to see

i've got a portable candle holder with a matchbox holder underneath, its very handy for power outages. kinda like this, only not made by an idiot (it's made out of regular zinc-plated sheet metal, the finger ring is further away from the candle, and there's a drip catcher)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:
https://phys.org/news/2021-10-hardened-wooden-knives-slice-steak.html





3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Maryland is Finnish clay.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

when i was a child we gathered pinecones for grilling in summer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

PokeJoe posted:

how were they

not as good as the drank

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ansible Adams posted:

i think i was more of a hamburger type of kid.

this u?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Got an e-mail from Hesburger with the subject "Good mayonnaise!" and for a second I was tempted to open it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

President Beep posted:

what’s hesburger?

a fast food chain

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I can't get over how much Hessu Salmela (the Hes in Hesburger) looks like an even more unlikable Jeb!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


:five:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's 18:38 so I'm in bed under the covers reading PD James.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Yeah but most of us didn't do antisemitic terrorisms as a kid.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Like, I just didn't do terrorism at all.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hmm yes those are exactly the same as a goon personally trying to blow up a synagogue and bringing it up every chance they get.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

hbag posted:



:smug:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Who is hbag anyway? They sprang up in 2021 it seems.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i suspect it jeremy cotton’s rereg

Oh that guy, he was cool.

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