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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
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fart simpson posted:

im just doing my job, ma’am. there’s no need to be rude.

my voice is my password verify me

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRkuI0ZgX0

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXLMHwCFrs

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
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hbag posted:

yeah because youd be making lovely posts instead

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
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hbag can you ride a bike at least

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
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Sagebrush posted:

we spent every summer canoeing and kayaking so my parents made us learn to swim from like age 2. in retrospect i wish i'd done the lifeguard certifications because that's a killer job for a teenager. oh well.

it is strange to me though when an adult literally cannot swim. i know there can be a class/culture thing there (or at least urban/rural) but it is still odd. there's so much water in the world

I had swimming lessons, and free swim in the afternoon was only a dollar so our parents would just give us a loonie to gently caress off to the pool for the afternoon lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
people who can't ride a bike are always super weird

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
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Cat Face Joe posted:

im an excellent swimmer

same I go can go in the water and not die

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0V0_1MS0Q

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I was coming back from the store the other day and some methhead on a bike ran into me from behind. I didn't go down or anything but the dude almost did and I yelled a bunch of swears at him

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Video Nasty posted:

When I worked morning shift at the 24hr grocery store we had a guy that rode in on his bike and we nicknamed him "NyQuil Guy" because at 7am without fail he would park his bike on the side of the building, stride in past the registers and over to the pharmacy where he grabbed a small NyQuil bottle and purchased back at the registers.
While walking out of the store, he would crack it open and slug the entire bottle back and then pitch it and the receipt in the trash before putting his crusty yellow Sony earphones back on and riding off into the sunrise.

I'm built like a tolkien dwarf so the guy ran into me then went off into the grass and I yelled at him a whole fuckin bunch and I was gonna get up in his face but he had a chain with a lock on it and it was too early to get my head split open

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
if you ride on the sidewalk please ring your bell and say "coming in on your left\right"

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
also don't do meth and ride into me

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

lol that's a missile plant

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
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Sagebrush posted:

borgwarner makes automobile transmissions.

yeah... sure... "automobile transmissions"

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

rotor posted:

missile plants have more empty space around them

just like the fertiliser plants do, right? lmao

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvbAdK4l804

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CinJuVtdp3Y

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
don't do ever money dealings with family

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

thirty three thousand dollars for a perfectly nice little home. it would be twenty or thirty times as much in the bay area. gently caress's sake.

it might as well be in the desert though, that's ghost town poo poo

jonny does have reliable cars though

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I don't even see a power line to the house, or any sort of infrastructure

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

everything's buried there. you cant have overhead power lines when you get 27 feet of snow total each winter

I see the gas line but no power, and look at that sidewalk.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
on the plus side you could pretty much blast music and do whatever you wanted and nobody would call the pigs because they don't go to wherever that is lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

i know what's involved living up there, and all of it involves a slower, more thoughful life

are you absolutely sure about this? because what seems slower and more thoughtful can be a real pain up the rear end

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I wish I could have a back yard

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Achmed Jones posted:

do it dude, dont let it be one of those things that gets talked about and never done

I disagree, it's a huge investment. hire an inspector before you put it down at least

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

my grandfather built it. it doesnt need to be inspected lol

(of course it does, i'd do all that)

make sure it's the land and not the house at least

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I lived with my grandpa in east coast for awhile, and I saw where my mental illnesses came down the pipe. I'm glad my parents hosed off and squirted me out here in edmonton lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgBA0iCSfa4

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNPvKsUltrA

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
oh poo poo! I saw a legit firebird today

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
someone had it parked outside and it was a glossy-rear end 70s firebird with the hood scoop and art and everything

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

hellll yeah

dude it should have been at a car show, not around here. I don't give a gently caress about cars but I stopped and checked it out

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm a van gal, I want a big van with wizards on it and bubble windows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Dg_i6AhL0

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
new zealand is like distant newfie cousins

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

matti posted:

when you jump from 10 meters, you have to be careful. when i was 10, my friend Joni fell stomach first into the swimming pool and his guts burst all over the swimming hall. some of the guts even got on the mayor!

wicked

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1423298062366150663

when did fatty crabcakes get to san francisco

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
lol a really hosed up dude is laying in the grass eating crab apples

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
oh man they didn't have the type of weed vape I like so I tried something else, and it tastes a swedish fish gummy with dirt on it. gets you some hosed up though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSJ5fOnkkCk

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdWM3tzzH08

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
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flakeloaf posted:

alcoholism is bad, kids

the dude was on meth it's a very big problem here

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