cjs: holy damn that dog long

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Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Kazinsal posted:

lol, owned

for real though it's someone who got +b on the freenode incarnation of the channel for being basically unwilling to actually learn anything and he showed up and kept doing the same dumb poo poo over and over until the ops finally remembered they could just ban him haha

You don't need to be this catty to hilbo

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 06:09

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 19:39

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

You know what don't go to bed.

This is the time of your life you're going to have time and energy for this sort of tomfoolery. Once you get a job you'll either hate computers and the hipsters that touch them, or you won't have the patience to monkey around with code curated by some rear end in a top hat with strong opinions on the internet after hours, or both.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 07:25

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

The first time I had grape fanta it was room temperature or slightly warmer and it made me unable to drink grape fanta ever again

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 13:49

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

fart simpson posted:

grown ups drink out of jugs with xxx on them

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 14:39

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

CPColin posted:

How do I practice

Every morning you get yourself a virgin bagel

# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 07:14

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

endlessmonotony posted:

How about suggesting solutions that don't involve "it's always your fault if it doesn't work".

hbag isn't interested in solutions. Every single post of theirs is a whine about current project/insomnia/life/butter being too loud

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 16:49

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

fart simpson posted:

im a sleep expert irl

Prove it

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 17:04

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

lament.cfg posted:

Even distribution, reserving my favorite thing for the last bite

This is the way, yes

e: keep a good two sips of whatever you're drinking for last too as a final stop

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 17:25

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Checking if fart simpson is still sleeping

don't reply to this if you are, fart

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 17:49

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NQlOfXyrUY

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 17:53

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

lament.cfg posted:

that is the ring

the gaping rear end in a top hat was in the plane

lmao

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 10:30

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

fart simpson posted:

if you sarcastically lie, your still lying. i just learned this recently, and now you know too

suuuure you did, uh-huh

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 10:37

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cobaltpos, only for the rich gentleman

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 20:00

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmIhDCBEkGU

# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 23:26

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i wouldn't worry too much. worst case scenario you get fired immediately and they publish your full name with ssn and every misspeling you've ever made in corporate email or vcs commits

Best case scenario they reveal that you're ready, fade into the mist right before your very eyes as the skeleton coalesces from the dark, whispy smoke of corporate oblivion and you realize you're staring at the mirror, wearing your boss's boss's clothes. You did it. You attained the figgies.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 15:16

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Bumble balls (???)

# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 20:51

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Hilbo has perhaps correctly identified the pos as the place where folks of the crustier variety get together and complain about computers. Not having war stories of their own yet, hilbo is just sort of trying to fit in by complaining in real time

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 15:29

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cjs: they made me an offer I couldn't refuse :yotj:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 17:31

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cjs:

Armitag3 posted:

Just gave the folks my notice. Now time to phone it in until my vacay.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 17:36

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Aahh, waking up from a restful 8 hour sleep after not spending the night and dawn battling the cumputer

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 08:54

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Feels really good

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 08:55

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

nice sleep in the coffin, then, jake?

No one geeks me and gets away with it

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 10:53

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cjs: More passive aggressive ha-ha comments about how I have my camera turned off that I ignored because I have 3 more weeks to do in this joint.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 10:28

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

cjs: likely getting �organisationally deprecated� within 1-4 months

Are you going to have to scream a deprecation warning everytime a coworker sees you?

"DON'T TALK TO ME I CANNOT GUARANTEE I'LL BE HERE IN 1 TO 4 MONTHS"

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 11:22

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

joke�s on you, this position is so remote that ive never met a coworker

Out there living your best life drat

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 11:23

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

rofl 2021 horny on main

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 13:30

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

hbag posted:

loving lmao at demanding i get another sixer after the current one expires for posting something that might possibly maybe be considered adjacent to "anime"
good lord they were right about yospos being weirdly authoritarian about the "anime bad" thing

fuckin busting out the calipers on public transport to measure strangers' eye-to-skull ratio, executing them judge dredd style when the ratio doesnt fall within acceptable boundaries

6 hours in the isocubes

*hbag melts down*

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 21:11

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Is that Stonehenge?

It's Stonehenge built with a strongly typed language

# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 19:48

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

I hope it's not too late for this

# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 22:05

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

fart simpson posted:

you paid yourself to do it so you didn’t have to do it yourself? that doesn’t make any sense

What are you, some sierra text parser or something?

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 05:15

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

You'd get insurance through the figgie job right?

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 10:45

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

alexandriao posted:

PEP-8 says snake case for functions and variables, not camel case

CamelCase is for classes, I believe, yes.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 18:04

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

bump_fn posted:

i�m returning to pedo isle. gently caress

You were born on Epstein's isle?

# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 09:30

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

pumpkin spice pos

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 01:39

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

c summoning polyanna s: im looking for modern interview prep advice. i have a 40 minute python pair programming challenge next friday, with an american software company, and im completely out of the loop for what those are like in the current year

What kind of challenge? Web dev?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 17:57

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Jonny 290 posted:

c l s quitting smoking is loving boring. like, the patch is doing its job but man i really miss those hourly 5min breaks. The watch's stand reminder is filling in but also reminds me that I COULD BE CHUFFING A DART RN

I've quit smoking three months now (cold turkey) and in my limited experience it does get easier. I'm at the stage where the smell alone is nauseating

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 17:49

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

endlessmonotony posted:

This isn't a meltdown, actually.

I realized I had been treating Tori lovely because I figured everyone else had to be right about him, and then I realized that's a bad way to live my life.

Then I went for a walk to figure out what I want to do here, took an hour to calm down and figure out what I wanted to do here.

I know you don't approve but then after the previous incident, I already had a target on me that wasn't going away, so I might as well do the right thing.

I think it's good you're taking the time to figure out what you want out of here, because you're taking it all maybe a bit too seriously. It's a shitposting environment where tori can (and honestly, should) come out of a ban+30 for being doombrained about politics and immediately post about bikes with the very same people that dog piled them a month before joining in to say "cool bike, tori".

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 20:31

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

cjs: aargh I hate computer

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 07:33

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

fartholomew, I liked your previous avatar better, what happened?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 11:28

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 19:39

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

fart simpson posted:

chess thread drama

Did you make a faux passant or something?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 11:32

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