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Achmed Jones posted:poodle jones says: "nobody likes me everybody hates me guess i'll go eat worms" Why did you divide that massive room in half with that counter and cabinets? You gotta crawl over the counter to get the room on the other side? Lol. Lmao. Rofl.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 02:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:54 |
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Demo that poo poo out, double your square footage, bing bong so simple.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 02:37 |
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Achmed Jones posted:like i said, on vacation. i do not live here (I'm jking on the mirror because it actually looks like another room) (I assume it's a mirror or the property owners are super good at loving with guests like this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBzU8TD1iks)
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 02:47 |
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Dumb rear end roomba did the thing where it can't find its home base so its battery died in the middle of the floor. Stupid. Machines are fuckin worthless.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 18:31 |
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^ my matrix prequel fanfic
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 18:32 |
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:cjs: sure we may have needed to lay off 10% of our staff but that doesn't mean we can't give out two giant stock dividends in that time Just think about the poor shareholders who would have suffered if you actually had to continue paying those wages. I'm sobbing just imagining their ROI for the year being only 22.38% instead of 24.76%
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 15:25 |
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President Beep posted:the french bread connection
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 02:32 |
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hbag posted:man remember motorstorm Haha yes! That ps3 launch title! From when I too was a child! Hahahaha!
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 22:45 |
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fart simpson posted:what do u call it when the most recent games ive played are like this Lmao that is so old grandpa. Bet ur blasting CCR and worrying about getting drafted playing that poo poo. Lol. Probably playing it on like a original Game Gear hahahaha.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 01:41 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Do a Dave Chappelle joke on race and make the room feel even more uncomfortable. More specifically, do your best impression of the entire Clayton Bigsby sketch, and defend yourself with the shield of "no, guys, it's funny because he's a BLACK white supremacist"
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 16:29 |
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Video Nasty posted:I thought this was pretty cool It's cheesy in a way but also pretty fuckin neat.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 15:38 |
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Vintersorg posted:this scene gives me nightmares if i think about it cause i think of my own brother getting beat and buried alive What movie is it?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 22:06 |
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Vintersorg posted:casino Sheeeeit. I should actually watch that all the way through. Think I might've been drunk when I tried to watch it with a friend and didn't make it past the first hour.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 23:27 |
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My wife teaches a science/research summer camp which involves basic analyses that can't be performed by Google Sheets (because its number crunching features are too neutered in comparison to Excel/Calc) and getting kids to understand "open the file", "well where is the file?", "do you know what folder you've been using?" is a whole Thing. It's been a shock to hear about.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 20:55 |
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Most students in their school life are using exclusively chromebooks or iPads and it's having some fuckin weird side effects.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 20:56 |
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Cls: internet has been down since I woke up this morning. Not a major impact because weekend, who gives a poo poo, but I'm gonna be pissed if ISP doesn't have it fixed for work tomorrow.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 21:57 |
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hbag posted:c irc s: currently trying to convince the SDF sysops to install thelounge (or at LEAST the latest version of npm so i can do it myself) since i heard its less clunky than ZNC and I Am A Fan Of Convenience Just fuckin use Matrix with an IRC bridge instead of this rube goldberg-rear end poo poo. I say this as someone who ran an UnrealIRC server and a ZNC server. It's all self-inflicted pain to try and keep this poo poo running in tyool 2021.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 02:31 |
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Vintersorg posted:nothing I do this on the reg and just add more fresh ones as needed. I use a chimney starter and it's usually about half old, half new.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 17:10 |
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Jonny 290 posted:im taking a break from kpop for my nightly walk and getting into like, idk what you'd call it. prog guitar nerd poo poo. but not Heavy Metal like loving dream theater or whatever. Another rec for this: The Dear Hunter. The main album series is a bunch of acts in a story. Act I is EP length and is a good place to dip your toes in to see if you're curious enough for the rest of them. He has some non-Acts albums which are pretty different but still good in their own way.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 20:38 |
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It's very prog but not prog metal I guess? I got into it around the same time I was super obsessed with Coheed, but I kinda feel like I grew out of Coheed where TDH has endured as one of my favorite bands.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 20:39 |
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hbag posted:sorry we cant all recall the time we smoked a bowl on the beaches of normandy, gramps listen you little poo poo I didn't lose my buddies in the god damned jungles in Vietnam to put up with this poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 03:10 |
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Battlefield Vietnam, back in summer of 03........ playing on 56k...... the horror........ the horror.............
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 03:11 |
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rotor posted:wow ok i just realized something: Yeah well wait til you hear this poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 03:42 |
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poo poo, tomorrow at work is gonna be a Neil Cic day now.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 03:49 |
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Everyone itt saying beep is cool or whatever but many people are saying he was involved in 9/11? Look I'm just asking questions. Do your own research.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 15:08 |
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:cjs: love to reimplement featured and then have all the same bugs we had last time we implemented it because no one can remember anything I'm in this scenario with my boss, where we have a new product that, for contractual reasons, has to go out by end of year, and it's similar to previous products, in the sense that we need an SME contractor to help with design and implementation. Both previous products went way past their original timelines and the SMEs produced code that was mathematically accurate but fell over when we had to run the processes at the scale required to deliver something real. Boss in the last week has given me multiple "the last one went a little slow, but this one seems a lot easier, I think it should go smoother." lmao. lol.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 16:05 |
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Jonny 290 posted:at least they were sending emails and not colin you on the phone thread title
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 19:33 |
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I found out I really like Mighty Mighty Bosstones recently and I'm not ashamed to say it.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 22:08 |
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37 posts of cyberbullying later: ok I take it back I am full of shame
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 22:08 |
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Yeah haha! I know who that is, we all do!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 22:12 |
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DELETE CASCADE posted:anyone itt have experience with snowflake? i just got a login and took a look, my immediate reaction was, "lol is this the entire product? $77 billion market cap for THIS?" I evaluated it against some other optionz, and yeah, basically that was my impression. We ended up just doing Trino instead. There's a bunch of other stuff doing the same thing probably better but without the VC hype.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 21:09 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:same, i did evaluate as one of the options for our data lake, but ended up ditching it since we have unpredictable burst workloads, for which it’s not the best choice - and everything being ansi sql these days means the core functionality is identical across the board Yeah, there was also no way to make it financially make sense for us for that same reason. You pay a high premium for all that sleekness. It felt like it's something that's aimed at big enterprise customers where they wanted to spend zero hours of engineering time on setup or maintenance and are cool with paying through the nose for it. But yeah, I don't know why to go with it over BigQuery for that specifically.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 21:24 |
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Woodworking is cool but my association with it is my dad just kinda making trinkets that accumulate. So it's a great skill that is best used if you have something to actually build and/or sell. I prefer cooking as a hobby for this reason. It's The Hobby You Can Eat!
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 18:28 |
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Walking in your local area and/or finding a nearby park with hiking trails are also good hobbies. Good for your body and mind.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 19:18 |
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Oops! All Big Toes!
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 15:18 |
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Our 13-year-old cat keeps getting sick and we don't know why. Ultrasound is schedule for tomorrow. When my wife and I got all of our pets in our early 20s, we did not anticipate what life would be like with a house full of geriatric animals.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 16:41 |
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Pollyanna posted:cat chat fwiw we have 3 cats, all getting old, and only one of them has been having problems. She's been sickly forever though. Her sister, only a year younger, has had zero health issues. Other than butt gland problems, which aren't exactly fun, but hardly a crisis either.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 17:09 |
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Video Nasty posted:lmao did he say "gently caress bitches" at the end? I mean I feel like it's probably correlated with otherwise poor diet choices as well but not necessarily the specific cause of poor health. (Though pure fried carbs and bouillon are, obviously, not cornerstones of a well-balanced diet)
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 17:30 |
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hbag posted:i got a cupcake chillin in da minifridge Bruh this is everyday as a wfh computer toucher.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 18:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:54 |
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Jonny 290 posted:you have a long life ahead of you and though I know it doesn't help anything now, everybody in here will assure you that they were similarly lost and scared at that age. the world is terrifyingly large and incredibly complex machinery and it's hard to learn to navigate it and find your path. i'll be 42 next month and i'm _still_ writing my story. Nobody has it easy except for born-rich kids, and those have a disproportionately large voice in society compared to their actual population numbers. This should be printed out and read every single day to every student in every school system on the planet until they are sent out into the world on their own.
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