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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




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cjs: office attendance no longer mandatory, not even a few days a week :confuoot:

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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NoneMoreNegative posted:

cls is 'grape soda' a popular flavor in the US? I picked up an 8-pack of 0-sugar Fanta in Grape as it's the first time I've seen it in stores here, and its the weirdest taste, it's like what I imagine a fruity sink cleaner would be like.

grape soda was very popular when i was a little kid. (grape-flavored everything, really) and there's a stereotype where black people prefer grape/orange sodas :shrug:

but in general, i don't think grape soda is a big seller (i am pulling this out of my rear end; i don't have numbers and charts)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




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cjs: holy poo poo thank you intellij for helping me undo deleting my stuff by accident

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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PokeJoe posted:

ive always called them picklebacks

this is also what i have heard

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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KidDynamite posted:

one time a friend called me up because he got into a fight with his wife and needed to talk like 1 minute after i popped an ambien. i went and met up with him. don't remember anything after that, but they're still together and have two pretty cool kids. mission accomplished??

"my n-word, have you tried ambien?" (also, parisian catacomb skeletons)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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fart simpson posted:

i haven’t not clicked a video so hard in a while

i don't know what the video's about, but i really enjoyed this phrasing :jj:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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Vintersorg posted:

It's Whopper Wednesday so that's what I am getting later as I didn't pack a lunch.

E: $5 for a meal

i like the "double quarter pound king" -- they don't put mayonnaise on it

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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PokeJoe posted:

my brain read this as "cigarettes with mayonnaise" and I could only wonder what the French will come up with next

hon hon hon :france:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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cls: holy poo poo, it's only wednesday

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Jonny 290 posted:

how are you taking the zoloft? rails or plug?

eyeball

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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cjs: team meeting with boss's boss. way more anxious than i should be. :(

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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fart simpson posted:

watch out!!!

it's because boss is on vacation, not a bonus-boss situation.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

i wouldn't worry too much. worst case scenario you get fired immediately and they publish your full name with ssn and every misspeling you've ever made in corporate email or vcs commits

also they'll give me a wedgie and tell all the girls i like them

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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bump_fn posted:

rip prefect

greenpos keeps me alive

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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https://twitter.com/KristerJohnson/status/1423393547181461504

edit: aw, it's fake? :(

(still funny, just not as much)

prefect fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Aug 6, 2021

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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cjs: did some actual work stuff earlier. no longer have any desire to work whatsoever :(

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




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Truman Peyote posted:

cls: I've been making a comic book for the past several months, and I've finally finished and received the printed copies.





quite happy with how it turned out and feeling pretty proud of myself rn

wow. i am in awe of people who can art a thing

i can't even write legible words, let alone pictures that represent things

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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Jonny 290 posted:

this is dumb poo poo you just posted right here. so just probate them when they post little girls. loving done. jesus christ

and then it turns into a series of arguments about which ones are too young to post and which ones aren't

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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Jonny 290 posted:

cjs: bout to make a big pot of marinara and meatballs

apologies if this is insulting, but i thought this was marijuana and meatballs at first. was going to ask for details

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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bob dobbs is dead posted:

one of the peeps cut her hair short and korean national-man types went apeshit because they do that

national-man is chinese but drat it describes a certain sorta korean dipshit well

that's it? she just had short hair? whatta buncha assholes

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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c video game s: apparently there's a big new update to swtor (the star wars mmo), and i'm feeling tempted again :argh:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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The Fool posted:

don’t advocate self harm

it was kinda cool when i created a new character and immediately got 173/191 steam achievements :jj:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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fart simpson posted:

the 70s were 50 years ago.

i am extremely aware of this :smith::corsair:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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i have a jar of folgers crystals

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Ellie Trashcakes posted:

I installed MacOS on my hitachi

It's a whackintosh

:golfclap:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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dave chapelle was extremely funny back in the day. i don't know that he's really doing comedy any more

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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AnimeIsTrash posted:

His newer stuff was okay minus the trans stuff. I think you can enjoy stuff without endorsing their politics.

i haven't even seen his newer stuff :shrug:

(i'm always way behind the hipness curve)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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Stringent posted:

all i was saying.

that's not all you were saying, though

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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AnimeIsTrash posted:

Irish-American Boyfriend has really weird annoying views on British people

Where is the black and tans emoji?

i dunno, that sounds like an accurate assessment of the brits

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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timely:
https://twitter.com/EricIdle/status/1425155902856843264
("tim" here is tim leary)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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Truman Peyote posted:

what the gently caress

"supper" and "dinner" have different meanings based on where you are

(something like that)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Truman Peyote posted:

what the gently caress

Supper was originally a secondary lighter evening meal. Soup is a supper. The main meal of the day, called dinner, used to be served closer to what is known as lunchtime, around the middle of the day, but crept later over the centuries, mostly over the course of the 19th century.

i have seen a timetable of all the wacky meals people used to eat, but can't find it now :argh:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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when i was a kid, "supper" was the evening meal, usually at 5pm. "dinner" was some kind of fanciful event that fancy tv-people did on occasion

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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cjs: spilled a glass of water on my laptop :saddowns:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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cjs: loaner laptop :saddowns:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Pile Of Garbage posted:

at work they're running low on laptops because of chip shortage or maybe incompetence idk. because of this they've been handing out surface laptops to people instead of lenovo x1s lol poor bastards

i remember when lenovos were supposed to be good :jj:

thing i miss from my normal laptop: my ssh keys

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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Kenny Logins posted:

was it a work laptop, woodhouse?

oh definitely--i should be getting a replacement today

with an actual esc key

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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i want one of the handwavy powers like "magic" or "control molecules" where you get to do whatever you want

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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cls: according to my car, it is one hundred three degrees outside :qq:

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Sep 11, 2001

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No one.




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bob dobbs is dead posted:

cls: i thought i was calling out sick in order to play hooky from work but the nature and mode of that poo poo i just had says that i was actually calling out sick because i am currently sick. absolute lol

it's like a wasted sick day

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