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prove it works and use your hand otherwise I ain’t buying it
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Luvcow posted:gloryhole but what if the only glory they seek is GOD'S glory no... wait, it says here that heaven has gloryholes too |
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Aug 1, 2021 10:57
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alexandriao posted:but what if the only glory they seek is GOD'S glory Does God have three dicks? (Holy Trinity) |
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Aug 1, 2021 10:58
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I've seen this happen in several ways and i still do not understand how it works 
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Escape From Noise posted:Does God have three dicks? (Holy Trinity) https://youtu.be/og5HJyHrLXE |
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Aug 1, 2021 11:00
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Or maybe like a penis, a vagina, and an intersex? |
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every year thousands of people get injured in boner related belt sander accidents. that’s why we plaster our walls with the absolute nastiest pictures and stories. if you can maintain an erection while seeing that stuff we do not want to be around you!
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Aug 1, 2021 11:04
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think about golf, works every time |
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Aug 1, 2021 21:01
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its illegal to have a boner op
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take the moon posted:its illegal to have a boner op poo poo |
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take the moon posted:its illegal to have a boner op i guess the belt sander will come in useful then
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alexandriao posted:I've seen this happen in several ways and i still do not understand how it works its v simple the blade chooses not to cut the sausage
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Maybe if the jigsaw wasn't dressed that way this wouldn't have happened. 
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Escape From Noise posted:Or maybe like a penis, a vagina, and an intersex? Not a joke post but a really really fricken cool thing when u learn about genitals is that every single part of the penis maps onto an analogous part of the vagina and vice versa. they're crafted from the same parts and a lot is the same, but different. there's even a prostate-analogous gland that nobody really pays attention to for vagina-having folks |
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hey, you! boner, yeah, you! look over here! hey, look over here, boner |
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yes? 
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hard-on |
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Escape From Noise posted:Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hard-on Snap-on™, hard-off |
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Areola Grande posted:Snap-on™, hard-off Wow. You really can find anything here. 
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alexandriao posted:I've seen this happen in several ways and i still do not understand how it works serious post: it's an incomplete circuit that's completed by a hand (or a pepperoni stick) touching the metal blade. once it's completed, the circuit whips the blade down fast enough that you only get a tiny slice on your hand/pepperoni
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alexandriao posted:Not a joke post but a really really fricken cool thing when u learn about genitals is that every single part of the penis maps onto an analogous part of the vagina and vice versa. they're crafted from the same parts and a lot is the same, but different. there's even a prostate-analogous gland that nobody really pays attention to for vagina-having folks Its like one of those Lego sets that come with multiple instruction books so you can build a helicopter then take it apart and build a boat using the same pieces. |
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your friend sk posted:serious post: it's an incomplete circuit that's completed by a hand (or a pepperoni stick) touching the metal blade. once it's completed, the circuit whips the blade down fast enough that you only get a tiny slice on your hand/pepperoni Imagine you're trying to slice up hotdogs and you only have that saw blade to do it. |
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your friend sk posted:serious post: it's an incomplete circuit that's completed by a hand (or a pepperoni stick) touching the metal blade. once it's completed, the circuit whips the blade down fast enough that you only get a tiny slice on your hand/pepperoni Huh, I assume that means that you have to keep your hand on the metal plate, it won't catch someone's hand randomly swinging about?  Or is it the connection between the notches? :o |
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alexandriao posted:Huh, I assume that means that you have to keep your hand on the metal plate, it won't catch someone's hand randomly swinging about? I don't really understand how it works, but I know it has something to do with the water in your hand/hot dog. Very wet wood will trigger it too. The blade not only drops down, it also slams itself into a block of aluminum. The guy who invented it is a patent lawyer and kind of a dick and wants his device to be legally required on all table saws, but won't license it so other manufacturers can use it on their saws or sell aftermarket conversions.
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Pretty sure it works on measuring capacitance. Like how your phone and other touchscreens work. When it touches meat, the capacitance of the circuit changes, firing a squib which launches the whole mechanism down and brakes (and also breaks) it. |
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Aug 2, 2021 14:15
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I can use a hotdog as a stylus for my tablet? |
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Buttchocks posted:I can use a hotdog as a stylus for my tablet? Dream big! |
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Buttchocks posted:I can use a hotdog as a stylus for my tablet? and a banana!
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Chrs posted:Imagine you're trying to slice up hotdogs and you only have that saw blade to do it. hell yeah e. oh THAT saw blade. well I guess I could just push them against the stopped blade. I guess. |
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watho posted:and a banana! (rubs a hot dog on a banana) This isn't working and the grocery store workers are asking me to leave again |
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Code Jockey posted:hell yeah still doesn’t work because the blade retracts |
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Chrs posted:still doesn’t work because the blade retracts I'm cancelling my order now thank you |
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Finger Prince posted:Pretty sure it works on measuring capacitance. Like how your phone and other touchscreens work. When it touches meat, the capacitance of the circuit changes, firing a squib which launches the whole mechanism down and brakes (and also breaks) it. I'm not sure why the thing has to destroy itself, if it's swung safely out of the way.
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I'm not sure why the thing has to destroy itself, if it's swung safely out of the way. Glad we're finally back on topic |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I'm not sure why the thing has to destroy itself, if it's swung safely out of the way. I think destroying itself is how it moves out of the way so quickly. |
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google THIS posted:Glad we're finally back on topic 
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Finger Prince posted:I think destroying itself is how it moves out of the way so quickly. yeah it’s either your hand or the blade that will get destroyed and a blade while expensive is fully replaceable
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Buttchocks posted:I can use a hotdog as a stylus for my tablet? also this reminded me of this legendary video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVKBVqkg8W4
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Ventral EggSac posted:Now I'm thinking of Wesley Snipes in Blade and we're back to where we started some motherfuckers are always trying to woodwork erect
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