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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Expect the unexpected boner.

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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
stick it in the planer OP. feels good man

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me me, I'm a lathe man

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i got my dick bifurcated at shop class and all i got was this stupid t-shirt



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig

Prof. Crocodile

watho posted:

i got my dick bifurcated at shop class and all i got was this stupid t-shirt

that t shirt sounds pretty awesome actually

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Prof. Crocodile posted:

that t shirt sounds pretty awesome actually

I'd wear it but only to Walmart (and shop class obv)

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Oh, come on people...

THIS IS SHOP CLASS!

:siren: WEAR YOUR SAFETY EQUIPMENT! LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS, NOT WITH YOUR BACK!:siren:

You got wood here, NO THAT THAT WOOD- I mean raw materials, for building fine quality, high craftsmanship items.

There's plenty of high quality hardware for construction, and all the right power and hand tools to cut and finish the wood, machine and fit all the parts, and all of the products to put an excellent finish on it all, with stain and varnish.

You've been afforded the best training and experience the taxes in your school district can buy!

What I'm saying is...

When you got a tool that big, why not build a shed over it?

Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
Turn it into a joke. Pick up a plank, hold it high and declare loudly "CHECK OUT THIS PIECE OF WOOD!" and point to your crotch. When people look over and see that you're holding a plank of wood in the air, then see that you're actually pointing to your penis it will quickly become a source of amusement. You may want to unzip and pull out your penis to emphasize this even further. I'm sure that a classroom full of people laughing at your erect penis will soon sort out this problem.

I hope that this helps,

Rocket Baby Dolls.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

that t shirt sounds pretty awesome actually

well you know what to do!



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Oh, come on people...

THIS IS SHOP CLASS!

:siren: WEAR YOUR SAFETY EQUIPMENT! LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS, NOT WITH YOUR BACK!:siren:

You got wood here, NO THAT THAT WOOD- I mean raw materials, for building fine quality, high craftsmanship items.

There's plenty of high quality hardware for construction, and all the right power and hand tools to cut and finish the wood, machine and fit all the parts, and all of the products to put an excellent finish on it all, with stain and varnish.

You've been afforded the best training and experience the taxes in your school district can buy!

What I'm saying is...

When you got a tool that big, why not build a shed over it?

lol this dude said "wood"

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


watho posted:

i got my dick bifurcated at shop class and all i got was this stupid t-shirt

So we talking full snake tongue or just a little cut?



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Just use a cutting torch, come on

google THIS

You know, everyone's assuming that the unexpected boner in this scenario is your own but that's never explicitly stated

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

You know, everyone's assuming that the unexpected boner in this scenario is your own but that's never explicitly stated

:psyboom:

Escape From Noise

Unexpected? No. I planned for it.:colbert:

Finger Prince


google THIS posted:

You know, everyone's assuming that the unexpected boner in this scenario is your own but that's never explicitly stated

Just found out why short jorts are banned in Mr. Wiggins metal shop class.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Escape From Noise posted:

Unexpected? No. I planned for it.:colbert:

smuggling pornos into shop class



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
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watho posted:

smuggling pornos into shop class

carving my own hella thicc wooden fertility idols

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