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Expect the unexpected boner. |
# ? Aug 3, 2021 15:52 |
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stick it in the planer OP. feels good man |
# ? Aug 3, 2021 17:04 |
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me me, I'm a lathe man |
# ? Aug 3, 2021 19:21 |
i got my dick bifurcated at shop class and all i got was this stupid t-shirt
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# ? Aug 3, 2021 23:47 |
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watho posted:i got my dick bifurcated at shop class and all i got was this stupid t-shirt that t shirt sounds pretty awesome actually |
# ? Aug 3, 2021 23:53 |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:that t shirt sounds pretty awesome actually I'd wear it but only to Walmart (and shop class obv) |
# ? Aug 3, 2021 23:56 |
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Oh, come on people... THIS IS SHOP CLASS! WEAR YOUR SAFETY EQUIPMENT! LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS, NOT WITH YOUR BACK! You got wood here, NO THAT THAT WOOD- I mean raw materials, for building fine quality, high craftsmanship items. There's plenty of high quality hardware for construction, and all the right power and hand tools to cut and finish the wood, machine and fit all the parts, and all of the products to put an excellent finish on it all, with stain and varnish. You've been afforded the best training and experience the taxes in your school district can buy! What I'm saying is... When you got a tool that big, why not build a shed over it? |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 00:00 |
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Turn it into a joke. Pick up a plank, hold it high and declare loudly "CHECK OUT THIS PIECE OF WOOD!" and point to your crotch. When people look over and see that you're holding a plank of wood in the air, then see that you're actually pointing to your penis it will quickly become a source of amusement. You may want to unzip and pull out your penis to emphasize this even further. I'm sure that a classroom full of people laughing at your erect penis will soon sort out this problem. I hope that this helps, Rocket Baby Dolls. |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 00:04 |
Prof. Crocodile posted:that t shirt sounds pretty awesome actually well you know what to do!
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 00:24 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Oh, come on people... lol this dude said "wood" |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 00:47 |
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watho posted:i got my dick bifurcated at shop class and all i got was this stupid t-shirt So we talking full snake tongue or just a little cut?
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 01:25 |
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Just use a cutting torch, come on |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 01:57 |
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You know, everyone's assuming that the unexpected boner in this scenario is your own but that's never explicitly stated |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 15:10 |
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google THIS posted:You know, everyone's assuming that the unexpected boner in this scenario is your own but that's never explicitly stated |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 15:11 |
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Unexpected? No. I planned for it. |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 15:31 |
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google THIS posted:You know, everyone's assuming that the unexpected boner in this scenario is your own but that's never explicitly stated Just found out why short jorts are banned in Mr. Wiggins metal shop class. |
# ? Aug 4, 2021 15:47 |
Escape From Noise posted:Unexpected? No. I planned for it. smuggling pornos into shop class
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# ? Aug 4, 2021 15:49 |
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watho posted:smuggling pornos into shop class carving my own hella thicc wooden fertility idols |
# ? Aug 7, 2021 07:48 |