*slamming the gigantic red “boner emergency” button on the table saw*
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 21:54 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 14:55 |
time to practice pirouettes right next to the band saw. i sure hope i don’t get an instant throbbing erection now
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 10:32 |
every year thousands of people get injured in boner related belt sander accidents. that’s why we plaster our walls with the absolute nastiest pictures and stories. if you can maintain an erection while seeing that stuff we do not want to be around you!
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 11:04 |
take the moon posted:its illegal to have a boner op i guess the belt sander will come in useful then
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 22:43 |
Buttchocks posted:I can use a hotdog as a stylus for my tablet? and a banana!
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 17:19 |
Finger Prince posted:I think destroying itself is how it moves out of the way so quickly. yeah it’s either your hand or the blade that will get destroyed and a blade while expensive is fully replaceable
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 09:19 |
Buttchocks posted:I can use a hotdog as a stylus for my tablet? also this reminded me of this legendary video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVKBVqkg8W4
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 09:25 |
Ventral EggSac posted:Now I'm thinking of Wesley Snipes in Blade and we're back to where we started some motherfuckers are always trying to woodwork erect
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 15:03 |
i got my dick bifurcated at shop class and all i got was this stupid t-shirt
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 23:47 |
Prof. Crocodile posted:that t shirt sounds pretty awesome actually well you know what to do!
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 00:24 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 14:55 |
Escape From Noise posted:Unexpected? No. I planned for it. smuggling pornos into shop class
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 15:49 |