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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Anyone got some great tips for removing cum stains from your wizard robe?? "Hey can anyone help me get these feathers and skulls of this wicked ceremonial spear" Asks the warlord shaman to the 7 foot tall barbarian. "No me too busy remove shrunken ogre head from belt" she replies. That's you. That's you removing your cum stains from your wizard robe right now you moron. you IDIOT.
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naem posted:I recently purchased a North Face Apex Bionic 2 jacket in Dark Heather Gray which has a hood and, I’m pretty sure this is what wizards would wear today if there were such things as wizards I reflexively was going to poo poo on North Face and tie the stereotype to wizardry... but I can't actually recall the stereotype or why north face sucks? I can recall people being snarky about it and I internally sneer at the wearer when I see them wearing it, but why? Hope it's just classism
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Anyone got some great tips for removing cum stains from your wizard robe?? Do it some more but kind of move it around so it is the shape of a star. Kind of like those people who draw on shirts with bleach.
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Khanstant posted:I can recall people being snarky about it and I internally sneer at the wearer when I see them wearing it, but why? That sounds mentally unhealthy, honestly.
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"I saw a guy wearing a plain, normal looking grey shirt today and thought, "I have no idea why I'm supposed to feel this way, but I know some vague others have told me to hate on this dude", so gently caress you" is not normal internal mental dialog, I just wanna make that clear.
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i can just imagine how gross one of those would get from the average person purchasing it and all I can think of is like a cake of keyboard goop
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Big Beef City posted:That sounds mentally unhealthy, honestly. Like I said, I recognize it's unhealthy which is why I hope it's just classism since the only thing I can see is that they are super expensive.
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Rutibex posted:
it is warm, lightweight, breathable and water-resistant, why wouldn’t a wizard wear it
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naem posted:it is warm, lightweight, breathable and water-resistant, why wouldn’t a wizard wear it one downside, it requires pants
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Khanstant posted:Like I said, I recognize it's unhealthy which is why I hope it's just classism since the only thing I can see is that they are super expensive. Yeah my whole point though is 'who cares if they are'. You're still ascribing to the thought that it's ok to mentally tell someone to gently caress off because you saw them wear a grey shirt (or whatever) and don't know why you're even doing it. 'classism because I think it might be expensive and I'm not supposed to like that' isn't an excuse for that Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Aug 1, 2021 |
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literal thought policing in the wizard robe thread
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Real wizards don’t buy their robes on Amazon, you morons. They buy them on Etsy.
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ditch north face and wear a jacket that doesn't deny the holocaust, like summit ice
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led combinations for every spell except ‘charm person’
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wait is north face somehow racist?? I just want to not be cold
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naem posted:wait is north face somehow racist?? I just want to not be cold I personally have never heard them say that the Holocaust happened.
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Clavavisage posted:Every Warp records artists promo photo 1999-2009 lol
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Big Beef City posted:"Hey can anyone help me get these feathers and skulls of this wicked ceremonial spear" Asks the warlord shaman to the 7 foot tall barbarian. "No me too busy remove shrunken ogre head from belt" she replies. i am not a cumwizard (cumzard)  i specialized in the school of piss (pizzard)
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and before anyone asks: no we do not store piss in balls, we store it in spheres, globes, and sometimes in orbs. but never balls.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:and before anyone asks: no we do not store piss in balls, we store it in spheres, globes, and sometimes in orbs. but never balls. Remember when the Great Schism occurred in our Order and we had to violently oust the ball piss-storers? Dark times.
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Bula Vinaka posted:User name, avatar, & title Thanks! I remember that commercial from back in the day and I could never figure out what he said right before "beachside". Now I can die in peace.
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naem posted:wait is north face somehow racist?? I just want to not be cold That's from a Nathan For You episode.
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naem posted:wait is north face somehow racist?? I just want to not be cold Wait till you hear about the South face
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Remember when the Great Schism occurred in our Order and we had to violently oust the ball piss-storers? Dark times. freakin sorcerers thinking they're pizzard material 
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A robe is just foreskin for your whole body
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uh a body is just a shaft on which to display your robe
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I am pleased to learn that neither practitioners of the ancient arts nor God’s Chosen People will be displeased with my investment into The™️ North©️ Face®️: my choice (and yours !) for active-fit©️💱™️ outdoor wear: for my®️©️ active lifestyle™️
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naem posted:I recently purchased a North Face Apex Bionic 2 yeah i tried the beta wasn't very good
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but hey north face is ok some of their stuff is stylish and back in the day they made some quality stuff. they probably still do here and there, but i've been slowly using it less and less in favor of better if slightly more expensive alternatives like kuhl and arc'teryx. i used a kick rear end lightweight north face tent for years and years too.
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Twigand Berries posted:but hey north face is ok some of their stuff is stylish and back in the day they made some quality stuff. they probably still do here and there, but i've been slowly using it less and less in favor of better if slightly more expensive alternatives like kuhl and arc'teryx. i used a kick rear end lightweight north face tent for years and years too. got a high roller here. enjoy your lamb-tongue inner lining and your sasquatched outer fur over jacket. you big ol' jerk. jk. i've never heard of those brands, and i will look to steal them from people immediately. .....arc'teryx prices  i live in virginia, so I probably wouldn't need them. but nice looking, for real.
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blight rhino posted:got a high roller here. I am not wealthy but take my warmth seriously. I have worked outdoors half my life in winter climate. e: and low on mana for my rune of warmth Twigand Berries fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Aug 3, 2021 |
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MissFortune posted:Needs more spell color leds. Rainbow one summons dudes/ladies based on player character gender.
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Someone made this fanart of NOITA and it looked cool
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